Step Brothers

00:37:16,799 --> 00:37:19,393 ...thinking I've got a huge doucher for a stepbrother. 606 00:37:19,668 --> 00:37:21,898 Secretly, you're not a doucher. 607 00:37:22,438 --> 00:37:23,905 Let's play a game, all right? 608 00:37:24,273 --> 00:37:26,741 On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. 609 00:37:26,909 --> 00:37:30,310 Don't even think about it, just name it. Ready? One, two, three. 610 00:37:30,479 --> 00:37:31,969 <i>- Velociraptor. - Velociraptor.</i> 611 00:37:32,514 --> 00:37:35,642 Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to. 612 00:37:35,951 --> 00:37:38,146 <i>- Good Housekeeping. - Good Housekeeping.</i> 613 00:37:38,587 --> 00:37:41,147 If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with? 614 00:37:41,457 --> 00:37:42,719 - John Stamos. - John Stamos. 615 00:37:43,258 --> 00:37:45,192 - What? - Did we just become best friends? 616 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,793 Yep. 617 00:37:47,162 --> 00:37:49,027 Do you wanna go do karate in the garage? 618 00:37:49,198 --> 00:37:50,631 Yup! 619 00:38:10,152 --> 00:38:11,779 - Yeah! - Yeah! 620 00:38:16,759 --> 00:38:18,886 I think they're starting to like each other. 621 00:38:19,394 --> 00:38:21,487 I got a really bad feeling about this. 622 00:38:23,132 --> 00:38:24,622 - Sword fight! - I know. 623 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,024 Sword fight! 624 00:38:30,172 --> 00:38:33,198 - Exactly the same! - I know! That's so weird. 625 00:38:36,745 --> 00:38:37,905 Now you're in trouble. 626 00:38:40,082 --> 00:38:41,208 - Come on! - No! 627 00:38:41,383 --> 00:38:43,681 They're betting against you, but you can do it! 628 00:38:44,953 --> 00:38:46,318 - Yeah! - Yeah! 629 00:38:48,056 --> 00:38:49,216 Is this a bad time? 630 00:38:49,391 --> 00:38:50,756 What the hell's going on? 631 00:38:50,926 --> 00:38:53,861 Ma, Mr. Doback, okay, Dale and I were just... 632 00:38:54,029 --> 00:38:55,826 Please, stop calling me Mr. Doback. 633 00:38:55,998 --> 00:38:57,363 Sorry. Okay. 634 00:38:57,533 --> 00:39:00,127 Mom, Doback... 635 00:39:00,702 --> 00:39:03,034 ...we think it would be very prudent... 636 00:39:03,205 --> 00:39:05,673 - Can we turn our beds into bunk beds? - Yes. 637 00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:07,675 Why are you guys so sweaty? 638 00:39:07,843 --> 00:39:10,744 We've already figured out how. The beds match up perfectly. 639 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:14,178 It would give us so much extra space in our room to do activities. 640 00:39:14,349 --> 00:39:15,373 Please say yes. 641 00:39:15,551 --> 00:39:17,815 You don't need our permission to build bunk beds. 642 00:39:17,986 --> 00:39:20,216 You're adults. You can do what you want. 643 00:39:20,389 --> 00:39:22,448 So? 644 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,923 I'm not making myself clear. 645 00:39:26,094 --> 00:39:28,619 I don't give a fuck. 646 00:39:28,964 --> 00:39:31,194 Now, you both have several interviews tomorrow. 647 00:39:31,366 --> 00:39:34,858 I would think you'd be focused on that and not building bunk beds. 648 00:39:37,072 --> 00:39:39,632 - So? - So? 649 00:39:39,808 --> 00:39:44,040 - We can? No? - Yes. Yes, you can make bunk beds. 650 00:39:44,213 --> 00:39:46,477 - I knew it. - Okay. You are not gonna regret this. 651 00:39:46,648 --> 00:39:48,445 We'll get so much more activities done. 652 00:39:48,617 --> 00:39:51,552 This is the funnest night ever! 653 00:39:52,788 --> 00:39:55,086 This is so scary. 654 00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:59,621 - How you doing over there? - Really good. 655 00:40:00,028 --> 00:40:01,052 Okay. 656 00:40:01,296 --> 00:40:03,287 Does your son know anything about carpentry? 657 00:40:03,465 --> 00:40:06,025 No, not a th... Did I hear a drill? 658 00:40:06,602 --> 00:40:08,866 - Dale! Dale, no power tools! - Power tools. 659 00:40:09,538 --> 00:40:11,199 - What? - No power tools! 660 00:40:11,373 --> 00:40:15,036 - No, I forgot, I have to brush my teeth. - That is not your toothbrush. 661 00:40:15,310 --> 00:40:17,710 Oh, okay. Well, I'm all done anyway. 662 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,211 - We did it. - We did it! 663 00:40:19,381 --> 00:40:20,473 It looks amazing! 664 00:40:20,649 --> 00:40:23,709 Look at that! That looks like what you'd buy from a store! 665 00:40:23,886 --> 00:40:26,548 - Should've been a bunk bed all along. - Look at this space. 666 00:40:26,722 --> 00:40:29,623 - We could do aerobics in here. - So many activities! 667 00:40:29,825 --> 00:40:31,816 - Do step class. - It's making my head spin... 668 00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:34,258 ...how many activities we can do. - Play Army men. 669 00:40:34,429 --> 00:40:35,726 - Yeah. - Come on. 670 00:40:40,702 --> 00:40:43,170 Hey, I never asked you. Do you like guacamole? 671 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,606 Oh, Brennan! Oh, God! 672 00:40:47,776 --> 00:40:49,937 Brennan! Br...