The Wedding Year

573 00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:56,878 Tell me this isn't real. 574 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,421 It sure is. 575 00:29:58,506 --> 00:29:59,255 Oh. 576 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:01,424 Oh, snap! Are these eggs Sardou? 577 00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:02,509 Egg so what? 578 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:04,677 Uh, poached eggs, artichoke hearts. 579 00:30:04,762 --> 00:30:06,095 - Really? - Uh. 580 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:07,806 There's alcohol in that. 581 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,141 Yes. 582 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,399 I love single people at weddings. 583 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:19,901 They're only here for two things. 584 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:22,237 Free appetizers and amateur hook-up hour. 585 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:24,674 That's why they're always the first ones to storm the raw bar. 586 00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:25,448 Why? 587 00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:27,158 - Duh, aphrodisiacs. - Champagne? 588 00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:28,243 - Ah! - Ooh! 589 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,870 - Thank you. - Okay, see? 590 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:32,580 Look. Look at what he's doing. 591 00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:35,834 He's saying whatever it takes to get his lips on her- 592 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:37,460 oyster. 593 00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:38,670 That's gross. 594 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:39,963 I know. 595 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,756 I love it. I can't look away. 596 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,049 Well, I'm gonna look away. 597 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,718 Looking away, looking away, looking... 598 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:47,428 Oh, there's Alex. 599 00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:53,643 Aww. 600 00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:55,270 He found a crush. 601 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,021 That guy? 602 00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:58,314 Mm-hmm. 603 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,359 Well, I think I can make that happen. 604 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:03,528 Uh, I don't know if that's a good idea. 605 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,006 Alex will talk to him if he wants to. 606 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,342 Come on, I'm trying to win some points with your best friend. 607 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,367 I don't know, Jake. 608 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,827 Thank you so much. 609 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:11,911 Jake! 610 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,124 He's cute. 611 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,208 Who's cute? 612 00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:18,270 The guy you've been staring at. 613 00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:19,294 Don't play dumb. 614 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:22,338 I'm not playing Du... 615 00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:26,217 This is a, this is a beautiful golf course, by the way. 616 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,863 - Do you golf, Jake? - I do. You know what? 617 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:30,179 You should man up and let me be your wingman. 618 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,056 I don't. 619 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:33,391 No? 620 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,684 Okay, that's fine. 621 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:35,768 I'll do it. 622 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:38,187 No, no! Hah! Do not engage with Zak. 623 00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:39,647 I am being dead serious right now. 624 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,293 Like, uh, if there's a fire, let him burn. 625 00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:42,901 I mean it. 626 00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:44,425 But you already know his name is Zak? 627 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:45,320 I... 628 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,863 Mm-hmm. Great. 629 00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:49,365 You would make a really cute couple, though. 630 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,617 Just saying. 631 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:53,828 So good to see you. 632 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,033 I'll talk, I'll talk to you. 633 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,372 Go on. 634 00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:57,457 I can do this. 635 00:31:57,499 --> 00:32:00,293 Yes, you can. Go get him, tiger. 636 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:02,462 Oh. 637 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,505 - It's a thing. - Oh. 638 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,215 I can do this. I can do this. 639 00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:13,431 But, yes. I mean, it's cool to see it. 640 00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,101 I can't do this. 641 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,205 Nope, can't. I can't do this. 642 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:20,730 It's okay. You'll get him next time. 643 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:22,273 Hey. Zak, right? 644 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:23,650 Yeah. How you doing? 645 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,026 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 646 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,111 I'm here with my girlfriend and our friend. 647 00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:28,237 I'm gonna kill him. 648 00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:28,863 Alex. 649 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,198 He's got a good ass. 650 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,366 He's got a great ass. 651 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,411 We now invite all guests to take their seats as 652 00:32:35,496 --> 00:32:36,829 the ceremony is about to begin. 653 00:32:36,914 --> 00:32: