With his family away, a devoted stay-at-home dad enjoys his first me time in years by joining his hard-partying old friend on a wild birthday adventure.
Me Time is a Comedy film released in 2022.
11 subtitle releases available in English.
Movie Dialogue Sample
793 00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:55,875 -Hey, wait a second.
-This is the best. I'm so happy. 794 00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:58,750 -Check it out. Do you like my statue?
-Huck, hold on. 795 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,250 [Huck] Yeah! 796 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,333 -[horn blaring]
-[partyers cheering] 797 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,541 [Sonny] No service.
Oh, you got to be kidding me. 798 00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:12,083 ["Light It Up (Feat. Nyla and Fuse ODG)
[Remix]" by Major Lazer playing] 799 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,500 Nothing. I'm not getting…
not getting anything. 800 00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,583 <i>♪ Stand up like a solider, baby ♪</i> 801 00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,958 <i>♪ Yeah, I know you're built like that ♪</i> 802 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:22,333 <i>♪ Gun it like a holster, baby ♪</i> 803 00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:24,541 <i>♪ Show them, say you're wicked like that ♪</i> 804 00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:27,125 <i>♪ We live where the war is raging… ♪</i> 805 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:30,083 It's a jack-pack with a strap. 806 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:31,875 -Oh shit. That's nice.
-Oh. 807 00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:33,250 It's catching on. 808 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:34,541 Whoa, there he is! 809 00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:36,666 -[Sonny chucking]
-I love that outfit. 810 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,750 [Sonny] I didn't know
what the vibe would be, 811 00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:41,208 so I kind of got more
of a resort dress code going on, man. 812 00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:44,375 -But, you know, I'll make it work.
-Oh, you're making it work. You always do. 813 00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:47,416 All right, beautiful people,
let's get organized. 814 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:50,875 I know it's a little early,
but we gotta turn our attention to dinner. 815 00:33:51,375 --> 00:33:55,375 Oh, now we're talking. What're you doing?
You doing how you used to do? 816 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:58,708 Probably got some steaks,
some American Wagyu coming? What you got? 817 00:33:58,791 --> 00:34:01,750 Nope. We're gonna forage
for our own food. Pull the tarp. 818 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:06,375 Hey, I'm a beekeeper by trade,
but I forage in my downtime. 819 00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:08,666 So, if anybody got any questions,
just hit me up. 820 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:12,916 Okay, I got the first question, which is,
"Why are you guys messing with me?" Huh? 821 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:16,500 Stop it, man. I saw the YETI coolers.
I know there's food in there, Huck. 822 00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:19,291 Oh, we have some apps,
but the main course is up to us. 823 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:22,208 Grab a machete and a basket,
and let's get our forage on! 824 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:24,166 -[partyers cheer]
-[man] Let's get our forage on. 825 00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:26,041 We gotta hunt for our food? 826 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:28,416 Huck, real quick, uh, excuse me. 827 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,750 -What?
-Gotta go to the bathroom. 828 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:32,833 -Where the porta-potties at?
-Oh, right there. 829 00:34:32,916 --> 00:34:36,041 -That's a bucket.
-They're Luggable Loos. They work great. 830 00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,750 -They're luggable what?
-A Luggable Loo. 831 00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,541 Dude, you just grab it, pump, dump, 832 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:41,458 discard it on the side
of the road, whatever. 833 00:34:41,541 --> 00:34:43,375 I gotta get
the sweat lodge fired up, all right? 834 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:46,083 Good luck out there, all right?
Now watch out for the rattlesnakes. 835 00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:48,125 -What?
-They're edible, but they're dangerous. 836 00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:49,416 Watch out for the… 837 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:53,791 [grunts] 838 00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:55,375 [sighs] 839 00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:57,041 Ridiculous. 840 00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,375 [phone dings] 841 00:35:06,125 --> 00:35:08,000 [clicks tongue, groans] 842 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:09,750 That's very mature. 843 00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:12,541 Putting a penis on a Lego. Good, okay. 844 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,041 See what you think now. 845 00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:20,958 Hmm? 846 00:35:21,791 --> 00:35:23,583 Check out my 'gram, bitches. 847 00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:31,375 Okay. Goddamn it. Oh God. 848 00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:33,375 I gotta go. 849 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:42,458 [sighs] 850 00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:45,666 [kitten meows] 851 00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:48,500 -What the-- Hold on now.
-[kitten purrs] 852 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,125 -[growls and squeaks]
-What is this? [chuckles] 853 00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:54,541 Yo, stop. [chuckles]
No, stop. That tickles. 854 00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:58,291 You got some claws on you, huh?
You still cute though. [chuckles] 855 00:35:58,375 --> 00:35:59,375 Cute little-- 856 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:02,166 Whoa, hey. Hey, buddy. 857 00:36:02,666 --> 00:36:04,000 [grunting] 858 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,541 -[growls]
-You're a little scary kitty, huh? 859 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:07,750 Look at you. 860 00:36...
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