Old Dads

683 00:33:25,739 --> 00:33:27,324 What up, party people? 684 00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:30,202 <b><font color="#ca004c">[BOTH LAUGHING]</font></b> 685 00:33:32,413 --> 00:33:34,623 Ah! What up, fam? 686 00:33:35,124 --> 00:33:39,252 Yo, y'all check out that TikTok video of the couple exchanging clothes? 687 00:33:39,253 --> 00:33:40,462 What? 688 00:33:41,505 --> 00:33:44,173 Uh, no, I'm not actually on TikTok, man. 689 00:33:44,174 --> 00:33:46,677 What? What are you on an Android phone? 690 00:33:47,344 --> 00:33:50,179 - Yeah. As a matter of fact, I am. - Yeah. Me too. 691 00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:52,432 It's open-source software. Fully customizable. 692 00:33:52,433 --> 00:33:54,977 - Yes! Yes! - Right? That's what I'm talking about. 693 00:33:56,061 --> 00:33:57,061 Fuck. 694 00:33:57,479 --> 00:34:01,233 Yo. Did you feel that earthquake this morning? You feel that? 695 00:34:02,818 --> 00:34:03,818 Don't worry. 696 00:34:04,778 --> 00:34:06,071 It's just my thoughts. 697 00:34:06,739 --> 00:34:07,990 <b><font color="#ca004c">[INAUDIBLE SPEECH]</font></b> 698 00:34:08,782 --> 00:34:09,825 Fame. 699 00:34:10,909 --> 00:34:13,287 It was once only the provenance of the talented. 700 00:34:14,288 --> 00:34:16,122 But now we are living in an era 701 00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:19,752 in which everyone believes that they deserve to be famous. 702 00:34:22,546 --> 00:34:26,257 The fame bubble is big, my friends. And it's about to burst. 703 00:34:26,258 --> 00:34:28,342 You can already see the cracks. 704 00:34:28,343 --> 00:34:31,262 Celebrities announcing they're taking a break from social media 705 00:34:31,263 --> 00:34:34,849 by taking a selfie and posting it to social media. 706 00:34:34,850 --> 00:34:36,017 It's insane. 707 00:34:36,018 --> 00:34:39,646 And we are going to make an insane amount of money 708 00:34:40,689 --> 00:34:44,359 by making not wanting fame the new fame. 709 00:34:45,027 --> 00:34:47,236 We're gonna find a brand ambassador. 710 00:34:47,237 --> 00:34:51,241 Someone who earnestly does not crave fame. 711 00:34:52,201 --> 00:34:55,412 Introducing Ed Cameron. 712 00:34:56,413 --> 00:34:59,416 He is the LeBron James of not being famous. 713 00:35:00,292 --> 00:35:02,502 Lives on a plot of alopeciad land in New Mexico. 714 00:35:02,503 --> 00:35:04,253 He is entirely self-sustaining. 715 00:35:04,254 --> 00:35:07,256 And as far as we know, he's had little to no human contact, 716 00:35:07,257 --> 00:35:09,009 not since the late 1980s. 717 00:35:09,510 --> 00:35:10,761 How did you find him? 718 00:35:11,386 --> 00:35:12,470 Well, it wasn't easy. 719 00:35:12,471 --> 00:35:13,721 But in 1976, 720 00:35:13,722 --> 00:35:17,059 he signed up for a raffle at a local church. 721 00:35:17,768 --> 00:35:19,644 That information was sold to Mammoth Mart, 722 00:35:19,645 --> 00:35:22,355 who then sold it to Columbia Record and Tape Club, 723 00:35:22,356 --> 00:35:25,191 who turned right around and sold it to JPMorgan Chase. 724 00:35:25,192 --> 00:35:28,319 And then they got hacked, and it ended up on the dark web, 725 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,737 so that was a little harder to-- 726 00:35:29,738 --> 00:35:33,574 It's not that important to talk about how we acquired his personal information. 727 00:35:33,575 --> 00:35:34,493 Doesn't matter. 728 00:35:34,494 --> 00:35:37,121 <b><font color="#cf685c">ASPEN:</font></b> What matters is how we're gonna bring him in. 729 00:35:37,621 --> 00:35:39,539 And I got three words for ya. 730 00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:41,791 Jack, Mike, Connor, the founding fathers. 731 00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:42,875 <b><font color="#ca004c">[IMITATES EXPLOSION]</font></b> 732 00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:44,502 Whoa, whoa! What? 733 00:35:44,503 --> 00:35:46,504 You want all three of us to go pitch this guy? 734 00:35:46,505 --> 00:35:48,423 Yeah. Yeah, with my boy, Trav. <b><font color="#ca004c">[TONGUE CLICKS]</font></b> 735 00:35:49,883 --> 00:35:51,175 Why is Travis coming? 736 00:35:51,176 --> 00:35:53,344 Good question, Connor. I appreciate you. 737 00:35:53,345 --> 00:35:56,222 Hey, hey. This guy chose to live in the middle of nowhere. 738 00:35:56,223 --> 00:35:57,141 <b><font color="#cf685c">MIKE:</font></b> Yeah. 739 00:35:57,142 --> 00:35:59,976 So, how the hell are we gonna convince him to become famous? 740 00:35:59,977 --> 00:36:01,519 Ah! 741 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,604 <b><font color="#ca004c">[LAUGHS]</font></b> 742 00:36:03,564 --> 00:36:04,564 <b><font color="#ca004c">[REMOTE THUDS]</font></b> 743 00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:06,316 Therein lies the work, Jack. 744 00:36:06,942 --> 00:36:11,488 Do you think that Steve Jobs invented things? 745 00:36:12,114 --> 00:36:13,614 - Yeah. Quite a bit, actually. - Yeah. 746 00:36:13,615 --> 00:36:14,533 - iPad. - <b><font