Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

"The craziest niggas to ever live." 406 00:25:17,371 --> 00:25:19,038 [laughs] 407 00:25:19,705 --> 00:25:21,171 Yeah, we going in tonight. 408 00:25:23,005 --> 00:25:25,938 You can't tell none of these jokes at work, motherfucker. 409 00:25:26,738 --> 00:25:27,571 No! 410 00:25:28,538 --> 00:25:30,638 I love the Kardashians. I love the Kardashians. 411 00:25:30,638 --> 00:25:33,038 They're a very tight-knit family. 412 00:25:34,038 --> 00:25:36,371 I-- You know what I love about the Kardashians? 413 00:25:36,371 --> 00:25:38,805 I love how quickly 414 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,705 they accepted Caitlyn. 415 00:25:42,705 --> 00:25:45,538 I thought that was beautiful. I thought it was beautiful. 416 00:25:46,271 --> 00:25:49,771 That's right. "No muss, no fuss, she's with us." 417 00:25:51,638 --> 00:25:54,538 I thought it was beautiful. I would love to believe 418 00:25:54,538 --> 00:25:56,338 that if my father became a woman, 419 00:25:57,871 --> 00:25:59,838 that we would accept the situation 420 00:26:00,938 --> 00:26:03,071 as fast as the Kardashians. 421 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:06,671 And I'm sure we would. I'm sure we would. 422 00:26:08,338 --> 00:26:10,038 It wouldn't be the first season. 423 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:15,971 [chuckling] You know, we need a few episodes 424 00:26:17,038 --> 00:26:19,205 to make this shit happen-- No, no, no. No, no. 425 00:26:19,205 --> 00:26:22,171 Honestly, here's the deal. If my father became a woman, 426 00:26:23,438 --> 00:26:26,571 I would accept it right away. I would accept it right away. 427 00:26:27,005 --> 00:26:28,971 You know why? 'Cause I'm an artist. 428 00:26:28,971 --> 00:26:31,805 And I've worked with all sorts, got nothing against anybody. 429 00:26:31,805 --> 00:26:33,971 Trans, I'm sure there's trans people here. 430 00:26:33,971 --> 00:26:36,205 I got no beef with anybody. 431 00:26:36,205 --> 00:26:38,771 - I'm gonna accept everyone, right? - [man whoops] 432 00:26:39,938 --> 00:26:42,205 That's right. If my father became a woman, I'd accept it. 433 00:26:42,305 --> 00:26:44,638 I mean, to be perfectly honest... 434 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,538 To be perfectly honest, 435 00:26:47,538 --> 00:26:50,138 in some situations 436 00:26:50,138 --> 00:26:54,005 I actually prefer trans women 437 00:26:55,138 --> 00:26:56,505 to original recipe. 438 00:26:59,905 --> 00:27:01,771 Like, when you're watching a game 439 00:27:01,771 --> 00:27:03,405 they could read defenses. 440 00:27:06,071 --> 00:27:08,738 "That's a Cover 2." "Ooh, thanks, Peaches." 441 00:27:18,271 --> 00:27:20,671 No! [guffaws] 442 00:27:20,671 --> 00:27:24,138 No, no, no. Again, if my father became a woman, 443 00:27:24,638 --> 00:27:26,171 I would accept it 444 00:27:26,905 --> 00:27:29,938 'cause I'm an artist and I would accept it immediately. 445 00:27:30,438 --> 00:27:34,138 Now, my brothers drive trucks. 446 00:27:35,538 --> 00:27:38,638 So, their reaction might be a little different than mine. 447 00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:42,138 Especially my older brother, Andre. 448 00:27:42,638 --> 00:27:46,005 He, you know, drives an 18-wheeler, is a Raiders fan. 449 00:27:46,005 --> 00:27:48,205 He's one of them "argh" niggas, you know? 450 00:27:48,871 --> 00:27:52,238 If my father became a woman, Andre would have a problem with it. 451 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:54,671 That would be a very testy Christmas 452 00:27:54,671 --> 00:27:56,305 to say the least. 453 00:27:56,305 --> 00:27:59,338 My brother Andre would be like, "Man, fuck that shit, man!" 454 00:27:59,838 --> 00:28:01,571 "The fuck, you got the heels on?" 455 00:28:02,371 --> 00:28:05,871 "The fuck you doing? You don't gotta wear a motherfucking heel." 456 00:28:05,871 --> 00:28:08,471 "Why the wig? What that got to do with nothin'?" 457 00:28:08,471 --> 00:28:10,505 "What the hair got to do with nothin'?" 458 00:28:10,505 --> 00:28:12,405 "Nah, I ain't shaking your hand." 459 00:28:12,405 --> 00:28:15,305 "I don't want none of that trans to rub off on me." 460 00:28:15,305 --> 00:28:17,871 "My kids here, nigga, my kids!" 461 00:28:17,871 --> 00:28:22,938 And then, I would have to step in and be the voice of reason. 462 00:28:22,938 --> 00:28:25,171 I would have to check my brother. 463 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,905 I would have to walk up to him going, "Hey! Hey!" 464 00:28:27,905 --> 00:28:29,238 "Hey, nigga!" 465 00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:32,238 "She's your daddy!" 466 00:28:39,838 --> 00:28:42,005 [laughs] 467 00:28:43,405 --> 00:28:46,571 We gotta love everybody, man. We gotta love all. 468 00:28:46,571 --> 00:28:50,005 America, America's in bad shape right now, man. 469 00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:53,571 America's in horrible shape. We got it worse than Ukraine. 470 00:28:54,438 --> 00:28:55,271 Yeah, I said it. 471 00: