Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

512 00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:36,242 I'm in an extraordinarily large amount of pain. 513 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:40,996 The bone has gone through the skin. I fear it might be gangrenous. 514 00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:45,501 The wound is beginning to smell a little like almonds, which is not good. 515 00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:46,877 Please? 516 00:34:47,211 --> 00:34:48,420 No one? 517 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,172 - Sorry. - I'll try the other leg. 518 00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:51,757 [CRACKING AND GROANING] 519 00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:57,304 [HORN HONKING] 520 00:34:57,471 --> 00:35:01,016 Two of my assassins are dead. I will not tolerate failure. 521 00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:05,854 I'm the man who will maintain the dignity of this evil organization. 522 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,023 What the hell was that? 523 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:09,984 FARBISSINA: Volcanic eruption! 524 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:23,497 May I present to you my spy in the Ministry of Defense: 525 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,792 Fat Bastard. 526 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:31,005 First things first. Where's your shitter? 527 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:34,550 I've got a turtle head poking out. 528 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:36,719 Charming. 529 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:38,679 I'm not kidding. 530 00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:42,933 I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. 531 00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:45,686 It's squidgey. 532 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:50,190 Christ, I'm getting all emotional from it, you know? 533 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:52,735 Right... 534 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:56,572 Fat Bastard, could I have my mojo, please? 535 00:35:56,739 --> 00:35:58,574 Where's my money? 536 00:35:58,741 --> 00:36:01,035 DR. EVIL: All right, give him his money. 537 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:06,749 Jesus Christ, he's tiny. 538 00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:10,836 I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap. 539 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:14,340 Wait a minute. 540 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,551 He kind of looks like a baby. 541 00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:20,596 Come here, I'm gonna eat you! 542 00:36:20,763 --> 00:36:23,807 I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain. 543 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,101 Get in my belly! 544 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:28,228 Come on! 545 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,106 You're lucky, wee man! 546 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,318 Can I have a hug? 547 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,779 Dr. Evil. 548 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,907 Let me make you a deal, all right? 549 00:36:40,074 --> 00:36:42,618 You get the mojo, you keep your money... 550 00:36:42,785 --> 00:36:45,287 ...and I'll get your baby. 551 00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:50,042 Right... 552 00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:53,629 [SINGING] <i>I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs</i> 553 00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:57,591 <i>I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs</i> 554 00:36:57,758 --> 00:36:59,134 Excuse me. 555 00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:03,138 <i>Chili, baby back ribs</i> 556 00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:06,725 Dr. Evil, what are we going to do about Powers? 557 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:10,729 Austin Powers is no longer a threat to me. 558 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,565 I have his mojo. 559 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,484 [CACKLES] 560 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:53,522 All right, everyone. You're dismissed. 561 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,233 Private time. 562 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:31,226 Dr. Evil, I don't want this to interfere with our work. 563 00:38:31,393 --> 00:38:33,562 Don't worry, mama. 564 00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:36,148 Things won't get weird. 565 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:46,408 One for me. 566 00:38:48,577 --> 00:38:50,829 And one for my homeys. 567 00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:54,249 <i>Herr</i> Doctor. 568 00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:03,091 [IN GERMAN] 569 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,572 Hello. 570 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:27,491 So, what happened here? 571 00:39:27,658 --> 00:39:29,785 Apparently a rogue agent named Fat Bastard... 572 00:39:29,952 --> 00:39:32,538 ...infiltrated the unit assigned to guard your chamber. 573 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:36,375 He used some sort of nerve gas. These men don't remember a thing. 574 00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:40,963 Captain, crosscheck Fat Bastard's profile with the mainframe at Langley. 575 00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,257 - Yes, ma'am. AUSTIN: Can I borrow that, please? 576 00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:45,801 Thank you. Yes, Austin, yes, yes. 577 00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:49,137 Look at me. I'm a sexy bitch, baby, yeah. 578 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,806 You're a popsicle, yes. 579 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,475 Yes. No! No! 580 00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:55,477 And I'm spent. 581 00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:57,980 Let's go, baby. Yeah! 582 00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:03,902 Hey there. How are you? 583 00:40:16,832 --> 00:40:19,001 Come on, Felicity, come on. 584 00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:50,699 Yeah, babe!