Mars Attacks!

338 00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:40,146 It's Billy Glenn, Grandma. 339 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,441 I know. Thomas. Ha-ha-ha. 340 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,735 Bye-bye, honey. 341 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,697 I got to go. 342 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,033 All right. 343 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,327 I love you, baby. 344 00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:58,081 Adios. 345 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:03,336 Be careful, boy. 346 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,548 Bye-bye. 347 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,181 Well, he'll be all right. 348 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,767 - I hope so. - Army trains them good. 349 00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:25,108 Well, he's gone for a while. 350 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:28,570 Oh, Richie, why can't you be more like your brother? 351 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,281 Darling, we got plumb lucky with Billy Glenn. 352 00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:33,533 Can't expect the same luck twice. 353 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,661 Richie, want to make yourself useful for a change? 354 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:40,290 - Sure, Dad. - Take Grandma back to the home. 355 00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:58,016 Grandma, I bet you never thought you'd live to see the Martians coming to Earth. 356 00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:00,393 It's pretty far out, huh? 357 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:06,191 Just think of all the crazy stuff you must have seen in your lifetime. 358 00:26:06,357 --> 00:26:09,152 I bet people were pretty scared when they invented the train. 359 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,906 Come on, kid, I'm not that old. 360 00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:17,494 Grandma, are you okay? 361 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,997 I want to see Slim. 362 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,875 I want to see Slim… 363 00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:27,712 … and Muffy and Richie. 364 00:26:30,173 --> 00:26:31,549 Grandma, I'm Richie. 365 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,178 I know, Thomas. 366 00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:38,264 Richie was always the best one. 367 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,562 The president is talking to other world leaders. 368 00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:49,234 They're preparing a list of issues of common interest to discuss. 369 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,446 There is a unilateral, concerted, diplomatic effort being made. 370 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,700 - Jason. - Yeah, Jerry, thanks. 371 00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:00,203 If the Martians land, will the press have access? 372 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:01,496 Can we do interviews? 373 00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:03,748 Well, I mean, that depends. 374 00:27:03,915 --> 00:27:06,084 You know, we'd have to establish contact… 375 00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:08,378 … work out whatever communication problems… 376 00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:12,340 … establish a parameter for talks. Then I guess we just see what happens. Heh-heh. 377 00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:13,842 Oh, here's the president. 378 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:20,515 Good morning. It's nice to see you all again. 379 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:24,352 I just have a few minutes for questions, so let's get started. 380 00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:25,562 Mr. President! 381 00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:31,818 Do the Martians have two sexes, like we do? 382 00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:55,091 <i>From Hollywood, we bring you</i> The Lawrence Welk Show. 383 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:05,268 <i>Now, here he is, Mr. Music-Maker himself, Lawrence Welk.</i> 384 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:17,238 This pussycat is the most beautiful pussycat… 385 00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:19,782 … in the whole world. 386 00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,576 That's my Muffy. 387 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:23,828 Mwah. 388 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:29,125 Richie, didn't you ever have a pussycat of your own? 389 00:28:29,292 --> 00:28:30,293 Sure, Grandma. 390 00:28:31,294 --> 00:28:32,921 Music. 391 00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:41,596 - There you go. - Thank you. 392 00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:45,600 Hey, Grandma, you gonna be okay? 393 00:28:46,601 --> 00:28:48,895 If you need anything, any doughnuts or anything… 394 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:50,688 … give me a call, all right? 395 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:54,525 Bye. 396 00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:59,989 <i>Will you answer too</i> 397 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,091 How do, Byron? 398 00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:22,178 Looks like you ain't got no wheels. 399 00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:24,764 Come on, get in. 400 00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,354 I'm gonna do you a favor, Byron. 401 00:29:31,521 --> 00:29:36,818 I owe you one. I made a ton of money on your last fight in '73. 402 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:38,152 The Quaker in Jamaica. 403 00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:40,905 Heh. I'm glad somebody did. 404 00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:43,199 Yeah, I know, I know. 405 00:29:43,366 --> 00:29:44,742 It's rough on jocks. 406 00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:50,331 Get to a certain age, opportunities dry up. 407 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:52,166 So here's the deal. 408 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:56,421 I got this chump, owes me a lot of money, needs a wake-up call. 409 00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,840 What I'd like for you to do is… 410 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:02,885 … use that patented left hook on him. 411 00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:05,