Airplane II: The Sequel

Ted! Ted! 383 00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:58,128 Judge! 384 00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:00,635 - How about a photo for the <i>Daily News?</i> - Of course. 385 00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:02,386 Thanks, counselor. 386 00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:05,094 Picture. 387 00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:07,258 It's for Ted's own good, Elaine. 388 00:31:07,325 --> 00:31:10,144 <i>I thought I was right and everyone else was wrong.</i> 389 00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:12,601 Now I'm not sure of anything anymore. 390 00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:17,143 Well, there's a lot more to the story, but you probably heard enough already. Heh. 391 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,608 I don't want to go on forever... 392 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:47,549 Uh, Captain, I'm picking up an overheat in the computer core. 393 00:31:47,615 --> 00:31:51,390 - How serious is it, Mr. Dunn? - Uh, I can't tell, sir. 394 00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:53,896 You can tell me. I'm the captain. 395 00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:57,480 Uh, I can't really localize it, but it is definitely in the computer core. 396 00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:01,488 - Elaine, you better run a computer check. - Yes, sir. 397 00:32:04,215 --> 00:32:05,612 <i>Voice interface.</i> 398 00:32:05,675 --> 00:32:08,699 There's an overheat in the core. Please analyze problem. 399 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:11,660 <i>There is no apparent overheat.</i> 400 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:16,582 Yes, there is, Rok. We read a core overheat. Repeat analysis. 401 00:32:17,145 --> 00:32:22,092 <i>Analysis confirmed. All systems compute positive.</i> 402 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:24,673 Well, not from where I'm sitting, they don't. 403 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:28,635 <i>Look, Elaine, cut the not-where-I'm-sitting shit.</i> 404 00:32:28,698 --> 00:32:31,096 <i>It must be a human error.</i> 405 00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:33,728 Captain, I think we have a computer foul-up. 406 00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:36,480 - I see. - Well, what do you recommend, captain? 407 00:32:36,539 --> 00:32:38,687 Maybe you better run it through the computer. 408 00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:40,772 - But, sir, I already have! - Good. 409 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:44,572 Just to be on the safe side, should I check the rear data banks? 410 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:49,031 - No. Why don't you check the rear data banks? - Yes, sir. 411 00:32:56,392 --> 00:33:00,087 Oh. Sir, you should really put that case in the compartment above your head. 412 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:04,046 - I'll keep it with me. - Well, I can help you if you can't get it up. 413 00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:08,672 I said, I'll keep it with me. 414 00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:21,021 - Ted. Ted, please. - Elaine, listen to me. 415 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,777 - Ted, we can't go on like this. - We have to go back. 416 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:27,531 I understand perfectly. We had something very special, but it's over. 417 00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:30,113 - We can't go back. - This flight has to go back. 418 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:32,119 That wiring could blow any second. 419 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,964 There's nothing wrong with this ship. 420 00:33:33,990 --> 00:33:36,433 The problem's in your mind, where it's always been. 421 00:33:36,474 --> 00:33:40,169 - Then you do think I'm insane. - I'd never use the word insane, Ted. 422 00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:44,333 - What word would you use, Elaine? - The word is "sick", Ted. 423 00:33:44,398 --> 00:33:46,546 Goodbye. 424 00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:51,635 Uh, sir, that overheat is getting worse. 425 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:54,471 I'd better get back into the core and check it out. 426 00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:56,602 Uh, thanks, but I'd rather you check it out, Dunn. 427 00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:57,978 Uh, right. 428 00:33:58,037 --> 00:34:00,481 Sir, we're carrying emergency fuel back there as well. 429 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:03,189 You'd better get back there too. I'll fly the ship. 430 00:34:03,251 --> 00:34:04,819 - And be careful. - Yes, sir. 431 00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:11,739 Captain, do you mind if Jimmy here takes a look around? 432 00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:16,873 Of course not, Mary. Come on in, Jimmy. Hi, there. 433 00:34:16,931 --> 00:34:19,534 Thanks. Boy, there's a lot of neat stuff in here. 434 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,499 Well, this is really the nerve center of the whole ship. 435 00:34:22,562 --> 00:34:25,541 Say, that sure is a cute puppy. What's his name? 436 00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:27,583 - Scraps. - Scraps. 437 00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:30,003 - Can I hold him once? - Yeah. 438 00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:35,892 Heh, come on, Scraps. Oh, I used to have a puppy like this when I was a kid. 439 00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:37,848 - You like to play ball with him? - Yeah. 440 00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:40,980 Sure. You like to throw a stick and have him bring it back? 441 00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:43,516 - Yeah. - Heh, of cour...