The Naked Gun

493 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,548 That can literally be thousands of people. 494 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,007 Shot him in the back as he ran away. 495 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,342 - Hundreds. - Unarmed. 496 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,760 - At least 50. - He was white. 497 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:19,638 So you're Tony Roiland's brother! 498 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,807 - That's right. - How is old Tony? 499 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:22,975 Are you serious? 500 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,143 Bad. 501 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,478 Right. 502 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:28,939 So, your friend, maybe I have seen him. 503 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,023 Maybe I haven't. 504 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,317 I can't remember. 505 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,862 - You can't remember, huh? - Nah. 506 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:37,156 Well, maybe this'll jog your memory. 507 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:38,490 Oh! 508 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,409 Ah! 509 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,578 Oof! 510 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,705 Gah! 511 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,456 That's better. Remember now? 512 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,541 Yeah, I remember. 513 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:49,960 He sat in a corner booth. He had a drink. 514 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,211 But that's all I know. 515 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,963 Where do they keep surveillance footage? 516 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,840 In the back. 517 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,593 But even I'm not allowed in there. 518 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,017 Thank you. 519 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,855 <i>And there she was again.</i> 520 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:12,482 <i>I had to admit, she was beautiful.</i> 521 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,693 <i>She had a body that carried her head around,</i> 522 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,528 <i>and a butt that seemed to say,</i> 523 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,697 <i>"Hello, I'm a talking butt."</i> 524 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,617 <i>Elegant? Yeah, I'd say so.</i> 525 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,868 Oh! 526 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:25,454 <i>But like a teenager with three babysitting jobs,</i> 527 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,915 <i>I didn't need another babysitting job.</i> 528 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,583 Hello, Lieutenant. 529 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,210 What the hell are you doing here? 530 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,878 I'm doing the same thing you are. 531 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,214 I told you I wasn't gonna sit around and wait. 532 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:37,633 Listen, this isn't one of your stories. 533 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:41,595 Average civilian women don't suddenly solve crimes. 534 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:42,971 Oh, you read my book. 535 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,681 What'd you think? 536 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,475 I think it's a fantasy. 537 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,228 A woman puts on a wig and sunglasses 538 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:51,021 and suddenly she's an assassin? 539 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,481 But did you enjoy it? 540 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:54,816 It had some good parts. 541 00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:56,944 Ah! 542 00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,362 Lieutenant Drebin. 543 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,280 Does he know you're Simon's sister? 544 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,325 - No. - Good. Let's keep it that way. 545 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,826 What a wonderful surprise. 546 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,328 Fine, thank you. 547 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,455 Beautiful place you've got here. 548 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,165 Can't smell the dead animals at all. 549 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,500 Thank you. 550 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,752 Uh, can I get you a drink? 551 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,629 Just water. And sparkling. 552 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,386 And who is this stunning creature? 553 00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:24,429 I don't believe we've met. 554 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:27,307 - Well, I'm-- - Uh, th... this is Miss... 555 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,393 Cherry... 556 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,103 Roosevelt... 557 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,106 Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti. 558 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,566 - What an interesting name. - Yes. 559 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,110 Thank you. 560 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,362 So, Lieutenant, what brings you here? 561 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,865 I was hoping you could let me take a look at your security footage. 562 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,659 Oh. May I ask why? 563 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,035 Go right ahead. 564 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,416 Uh... 565 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,626 Unfortunately, I can't show you security footage. 566 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,878 Our members trust that we will provide them 567 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,755 with the highest level of privacy. 568 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,757 I hope you understand. 569 00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:01,925 I'm starting to. 570 ...