Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Hit me. 510 00:30:01,294 --> 00:30:03,362 You have 17, sir. 511 00:30:04,330 --> 00:30:06,097 I like to live dangerously. 512 00:30:10,086 --> 00:30:10,620 4. 513 00:30:10,921 --> 00:30:11,587 21. 514 00:30:18,528 --> 00:30:19,345 5. 515 00:30:22,098 --> 00:30:23,983 I'll stay. 516 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:27,269 I suggest you hit, sir. 517 00:30:29,723 --> 00:30:32,858 I also like to live dangerously. 518 00:30:33,126 --> 00:30:34,893 As you wish, sir. 519 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:39,615 20 beats your 5. 520 00:30:40,283 --> 00:30:41,750 I'm sorry, sir. 521 00:30:42,118 --> 00:30:43,770 Well, I won't lie to you. 522 00:30:44,337 --> 00:30:46,389 Cards are not my bag, baby. 523 00:30:47,257 --> 00:30:49,509 Allow myself to introduce... 524 00:30:51,076 --> 00:30:52,278 Myself. 525 00:30:53,345 --> 00:30:55,514 My name is Richie Cunningham, 526 00:30:56,181 --> 00:30:58,317 and this is my wife Oprah. 527 00:31:00,736 --> 00:31:02,354 My name is Number Two. 528 00:31:03,022 --> 00:31:05,357 This is my Italian confidential secretary. 529 00:31:05,358 --> 00:31:06,892 Her name is Alotta. 530 00:31:07,259 --> 00:31:08,661 Alotta Fagina. 531 00:31:10,446 --> 00:31:11,480 Come again? 532 00:31:11,848 --> 00:31:13,165 Alotta Fagina. 533 00:31:13,933 --> 00:31:15,083 I'm sorry. I'm just not getting it. 534 00:31:15,151 --> 00:31:17,187 It sounded like you said your name was a lot of... 535 00:31:19,255 --> 00:31:20,456 Never mind. 536 00:31:23,459 --> 00:31:26,127 What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two? 537 00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:27,629 That's my business. 538 00:31:29,048 --> 00:31:29,815 Now, if you'll excuse me, 539 00:31:29,882 --> 00:31:31,719 I have to go to the little boys room. 540 00:31:33,486 --> 00:31:35,571 You keep your eye on the Italian bird. 541 00:31:35,638 --> 00:31:38,091 We'll rendezvous back at the hotel suite. 542 00:31:54,941 --> 00:31:56,542 You didn't happen to see... 543 00:31:56,910 --> 00:31:58,811 Anything at all. 544 00:32:00,579 --> 00:32:01,630 Sorry. 545 00:32:15,428 --> 00:32:16,428 Howdy. 546 00:32:23,368 --> 00:32:26,104 That is one crazy get up you got there, fella. 547 00:32:26,271 --> 00:32:27,138 Oh, thank you. 548 00:32:27,207 --> 00:32:28,340 Are you in the show? 549 00:32:29,108 --> 00:32:30,742 No. Actually, I'm English. 550 00:32:32,110 --> 00:32:33,145 I'm sorry. 551 00:32:34,113 --> 00:32:35,180 Right. 552 00:32:44,824 --> 00:32:46,158 Hey, partner? 553 00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:47,860 Have a good one. 554 00:32:48,328 --> 00:32:49,328 Ok. 555 00:33:12,935 --> 00:33:15,137 Hey, partner, come on, you gotta relax. Don't force it. 556 00:33:15,204 --> 00:33:17,472 Gonna blow out your o-ring, drop a log. 557 00:33:30,819 --> 00:33:35,624 Who does Number Two work for? 558 00:33:36,491 --> 00:33:40,161 Who does Number Two work for? 559 00:33:40,262 --> 00:33:42,864 That's right, buddy. You show that turd who's boss. 560 00:33:45,801 --> 00:33:47,653 Hey. Hey, just grab ahold of something, 561 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,524 bite your lip, and give it hell. 562 00:33:49,525 --> 00:33:50,389 Come on. 563 00:33:50,856 --> 00:33:52,157 We're gonna get through this. 564 00:33:56,996 --> 00:33:58,246 Hey, that sounds pretty nasty. 565 00:33:58,313 --> 00:33:59,982 How about a courtesy flush over there? 566 00:34:08,942 --> 00:34:10,909 Jesus Christ, boy. 567 00:34:11,177 --> 00:34:12,595 What did you eat? 568 00:34:24,106 --> 00:34:25,085 Gentlemen, 569 00:34:25,386 --> 00:34:27,209 the warhead is ours. 570 00:34:28,476 --> 00:34:32,281 Patch me through to the united nations security secret meeting room. 571 00:34:34,317 --> 00:34:36,668 <i>Gentlemen, my name is Dr. Evil.</i> 572 00:34:36,936 --> 00:34:42,207 <i>In a little while you'll notice that the kreplachistani warhead has gone missing.</i> 573 00:34:42,475 --> 00:34:43,926 <i>If you want it back,</i> 574 00:34:43,927 --> 00:34:45,679 <i>you're going to have to pay me...</i> 575 00:34:47,046 --> 00:34:50,248 <i>1 million dollars!</i> 576 00:34:56,505 --> 00:34:57,906 <i>Sorry.</i> 577 00:34:59,392 --> 00:35:02,027 <i>100 billion dollars.</i> 578 00:35:03,662 --> 00:35:04,747 Gentlemen, silence. 579 00:35:05,314 --> 00:35:08,015 Now, Mr. Evil, 580 00:35:08,283 --> 00:35:09,417 <i>Dr. Evil.</i> 581 00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:11,519 <i>I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school</i> 582 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,988 <i>to be called mister, thank you very much.</i> 583 00:35:14,257 --> 00:35:16,958 It is the policy of the united nations, 584 00:35:17,025 --> 00:35:19,494 not to negotiate with terrorists. 585 00:35:19,962 --> 00:35:21,113 <i>Really?</i> 586 00:35:22,281 --> 00:35:23,415 <i>So long.</i> 587 00:35:30,490 --> 00:35:31,745 Gentlemen, 588 00:35:31,746 --> 00:35:33,691 in exactly 5 day