Father of the Bride

727 00:35:39,261 --> 00:35:40,262 Okay. 728 00:35:41,555 --> 00:35:42,680 Here's the idea. 729 00:35:42,681 --> 00:35:44,182 We got an orchestra right here. 730 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:45,351 Bang! Orchestra. 731 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:48,520 Dance floor. 732 00:35:49,688 --> 00:35:51,564 And then we're over here, family table. 733 00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:53,483 Family table. Long family. 734 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,193 One set of tables here. 735 00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:58,696 Herreras. Castillos. Wedding. 736 00:35:58,697 --> 00:36:01,282 Biltmore. Splendor. 737 00:36:01,283 --> 00:36:03,326 Are you gonna have Los Inmortales? 738 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,662 Course we're gonna have Inmortales. 739 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:07,413 Tío Walter and the Inmortales breaking out the classics. Everybody's happy. 740 00:36:07,414 --> 00:36:08,998 Wait, Dad. You know I love Tío Walter, 741 00:36:08,999 --> 00:36:11,250 and no offense to Los Inmortales... 742 00:36:11,251 --> 00:36:14,921 but there's not only Cubans at this wedding, there's also Adán's family, 743 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:17,507 our friends, and we don't want an orchestra. 744 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,342 We want a DJ. 745 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:20,301 A DJ? 746 00:36:20,302 --> 00:36:21,844 Yeah, a DJ. 747 00:36:21,845 --> 00:36:25,598 And this room is too big for 50 guests. 748 00:36:25,599 --> 00:36:27,975 Fifty guests? Try 50 cousins. 749 00:36:27,976 --> 00:36:30,353 Plus, we have friends, my clients. 750 00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:33,856 Dad, I don't wanna get married with 200 strangers I haven't seen in, what, 751 00:36:33,857 --> 00:36:35,024 ten years? 752 00:36:35,025 --> 00:36:36,526 Plus, I barely know half your cousins. 753 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,528 I barely know half my cousins. 754 00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:41,531 What better situation than to reconnect with them at a family wedding? 755 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,907 Let me just get one thing straight. 756 00:36:42,908 --> 00:36:45,743 This is our wedding, Dad. 757 00:36:45,744 --> 00:36:47,870 Well, yes and no. 758 00:36:47,871 --> 00:36:49,247 Yes and no? 759 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:50,915 Yes and no. 760 00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:52,458 Your name is on the invitation, but my name is on the checks. 761 00:36:52,459 --> 00:36:55,211 Okay. So, because your name's on the check, 762 00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:56,712 you get to call all the shots? 763 00:36:56,713 --> 00:36:58,881 Yes. Traditionally that's the way it works. 764 00:36:58,882 --> 00:37:00,675 The one with the gold makes the rules. 765 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:02,969 Sofi, please. I just want to give you away 766 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:05,388 in front of my community, my friends. This is important to me. 767 00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:06,889 Did you just say, "Give me away"? 768 00:37:06,890 --> 00:37:08,558 Dad, I'm not something you could just sell off. 769 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,892 Let's stop this, okay? 770 00:37:09,893 --> 00:37:11,269 I didn't come across the Atlantic Ocean 771 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,979 to sleep on Tío Walter's floor 772 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,439 to put myself through school, to build the firm 773 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,441 so I can afford something like this... 774 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,443 for you to stand there and tell me I can't celebrate 775 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:20,987 this extraordinary moment with our family, our friends. 776 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:23,197 Dad, Dad, Dad. This is about us. 777 00:37:23,198 --> 00:37:24,991 Okay. I'm gonna interject. 778 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:27,285 The other day, I was listening to this incredible podcast 779 00:37:27,286 --> 00:37:29,662 with Drake talking about the immigrant experience. 780 00:37:29,663 --> 00:37:31,539 -Did you guys hear this? -No. 781 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,791 Anyway, I know that he is Canadian and you guys are Latinx... 782 00:37:33,792 --> 00:37:35,460 but it got me thinking about immigrants. 783 00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:36,419 Exiles. 784 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,087 Exiles. I'm so sorry. 785 00:37:38,088 --> 00:37:40,047 The point is, it's always the same, right? 786 00:37:40,048 --> 00:37:42,258 The parents wanna preserve their traditions and their kids don't. 787 00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:43,468 Tale as old as time. 788 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,094 And I relate, you know. 789 00:37:45,095 --> 00:37:47,722 I wanted a Sex and the City theme for my bat mitzvah 790 00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:49,015 and my parents wouldn't let me. 791 00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:50,433 I'm a Charlotte. 792 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,185 I'm a Samantha. 793 00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:54,520 And you, missy, need to be a little Carrie in this narrative 794 00:37:54,521 --> 00:37:58,774 while Mr. Big over here needs to stop mansplaining how to throw a