One Day

I'm afraid I'm going to need some help. 530 00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:06,213 Are you all right? Here, put your arm around me. 531 00:34:06,338 --> 00:34:08,215 All right. All right? 532 00:34:13,512 --> 00:34:14,471 Are you all right? 533 00:34:14,555 --> 00:34:15,556 Yes. 534 00:34:44,877 --> 00:34:48,881 Can I get you anything? Water? Dry martini? 535 00:35:19,453 --> 00:35:20,829 What time is it? 536 00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,456 Quarter past 6:00. 537 00:35:23,832 --> 00:35:25,626 Yeah, I must have dozed off. 538 00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:27,544 I'm afraid you've missed our day. 539 00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:30,589 Your father's a little angry with you. 540 00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:33,175 Look, I'll stay tonight. 541 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,802 No. You go. 542 00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:40,474 No pleasure for me watching you and your father snarling at each other. 543 00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:44,603 Can I speak frankly? 544 00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:45,896 Do you have to? 545 00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:47,731 I think it's my prerogative. 546 00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:55,739 I know that you're going to be a fine man. Decent, loving, accomplished. 547 00:35:55,823 --> 00:35:58,116 But I don't think you're there yet. 548 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:02,120 And right now, well, I worry 549 00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:08,335 that you're not very nice anymore. 550 00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:15,425 Well, there's nothing I can say to that. 551 00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:17,678 There is nothing you have to. 552 00:36:28,689 --> 00:36:30,148 I'm not going to argue with you. 553 00:36:30,232 --> 00:36:32,985 You can come and collect your car when you're sober. 554 00:36:33,068 --> 00:36:36,947 You're being ridiculous. I mean, you cannot confiscate my car key. 555 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:39,741 Do not dare to insult my intelligence! 556 00:36:40,701 --> 00:36:43,245 Now your mother loves you very much. You know that. 557 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:46,290 But for whatever time she has left to her... 558 00:36:50,752 --> 00:36:56,508 If you ever, ever come to see your mother in this state again, 559 00:36:56,592 --> 00:36:58,802 I will not let you in the house. 560 00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:01,221 I will close the door in your face. Now... 561 00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:05,434 Go. 562 00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,353 Fine. 563 00:37:23,076 --> 00:37:27,456 You're not there. I just remembered you're on a hot date tonight. 564 00:37:28,582 --> 00:37:30,459 I'm too late. 565 00:37:32,878 --> 00:37:34,505 Okay, can you call me when you get this? 566 00:37:34,588 --> 00:37:37,049 It's just I need to speak to someone. 567 00:37:37,132 --> 00:37:39,760 Not someone. You. 568 00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:45,516 A chainsaw for an arm. It was mad. 569 00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:46,934 It's a work of timeless beauty. 570 00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:49,353 It's the finest of the trilogy, methinks. 571 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:52,272 And I still understood it without seeing Evil Dead I or Evil Dead II. 572 00:37:52,356 --> 00:37:55,734 My only complaint would be that there wasn't enough violence. 573 00:37:55,818 --> 00:37:59,696 - You didn't mind, did you? - Blue? 574 00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:03,325 I'm gonna skip a starter because I had those nachos, 575 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:07,412 but you go ahead. You can have anything you like. 576 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:11,416 Anything up to the value of, say, £14.00? 577 00:38:12,334 --> 00:38:14,920 No, no, seriously, no, have anything. 578 00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:17,130 Well, you know, within reason. 579 00:38:19,591 --> 00:38:22,177 It's just so good to see you again. 580 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:25,472 And you're going to be an amazing teacher. 581 00:38:25,556 --> 00:38:27,224 Congratulations. Thanks. 582 00:38:27,307 --> 00:38:29,434 I wish I'd had more teachers like you. 583 00:38:29,518 --> 00:38:33,230 Not that I'd have got any work done. Miss Morley. 584 00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:43,198 You have no new messages. 585 00:38:49,872 --> 00:38:52,166 Comedy's a cruel mistress. 586 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:55,294 Sometimes, Emma, I think the only way 587 00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:56,420 I'm going to see my name up in lights 588 00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:59,256 is if I change it to Emergency Exit. 589 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:04,261 Anyway, I'm doing an improvisation night at the moment. 590 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:06,013 Mr. Giggles. Not his real name. 591 00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:08,640 But I think I'm gonna stick to the more observational material. 592 00:39:08,724 --> 00:39:10,058 I've got this whole thing at the moment 593 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,435 about the difference between cats and dogs. 594 00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,103 Hey, please stop. 595 00:39:13,187 --> 00:39:14,438 Okay. Do you know what the hardest thing 596 00:39:14,563 --> 00:39:15,898 about being a stand-up comedian is? 597 00:39:15,981 --> 00:39:17,357 Is it the clothes? 598 00:39:17,482 --> 00:39:18,901 Very good. No. 599 00:39:19,735 --> 00:39:21,612 It's tha