Bridget Jones's Baby

00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:58,211 I want to re-launch Hard News with a clear new objective. 747 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,409 We have a presentation in 12 weeks at the London Media Show, 748 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,605 and I am looking for someone dynamic, innovative, focused, 749 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,368 to lead the charge. Any volunteers? 750 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,371 [ BRIDGET ] Whatever happens now, must hold on to job. 751 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,569 Must prove to fascist boss that I may be single mother, 752 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,610 but am willing to roll with the ironic-bearded hipsters. 753 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:18,841 Anybody at all? 754 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,765 Do you need the loo, Bridget? 755 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,730 No. I want to volunteer. 756 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,568 # Let's do this. 757 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,730 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 758 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,840 [ MIRANDA ] It's me, it's me. Turn on your TV now. 759 00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:41,105 Look at your TV. Now! Now! Now! 760 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,765 Turn on Channel 4. 761 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,081 [ TV SWITCHES ON ] 762 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:50,086 Bridget, I found him! He's the dating website guru! 763 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,686 See, you have to trust the science. 764 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,364 Algorithms don't lie. 765 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,489 You only slept with a fucking billionaire! 766 00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,800 [ SCREAMING ] 767 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,562 [ TOM ] So, tell us, Bridget, um, 768 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,564 what was it that initially attracted you 769 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,290 to the billionaire, Jack Quant? 770 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,965 Was it his face or his body? 771 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,360 Yeah. Well, I'd do him, obviously. 772 00:42:09,384 --> 00:42:10,087 Big dick? 773 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,280 [ TOM ] If I were you, I wouldn't tell either of them. 774 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,800 All you need's a DNA sample from one of them. 775 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,930 And then you can eliminate the other one from your enquiries. 776 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,082 What would I say to Mark? 777 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,481 "Hello, Mark. I know I just left you asleep," 778 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,320 "but I don't suppose you've got any blood," 779 00:42:24,344 --> 00:42:26,631 "sperm, or old fingernails lying around?" 780 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,569 But how would you even get in touch with Jack? 781 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,160 Yeah. 782 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,646 He is a bloody mogul. Can't just ring him up. 783 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,721 [ NERVOUS CHUCKLE ] 784 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,081 Oh! 785 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,921 [ BRIDGET ] May have just worked out how to win favor with new boss 786 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,930 and eliminate one father from my enquiries. 787 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,368 I have to say, Bridget. 788 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,000 I'm actually excited about this next guest. 789 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,322 Relevant, relatable, 790 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,167 extremely fuckable. Good work. 791 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,529 [ BRIDGET ] Welcome to CSI Hard News. 792 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,840 [ WOMAN ] One minute left on the VT now. Out on Simon. 793 00:43:00,864 --> 00:43:02,944 [ DIRECTOR ] Bring in next five, stand by. Thank you. 794 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,880 Thank you, my love. If you could just fuck off, 795 00:43:09,904 --> 00:43:11,508 that would be great. 796 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,365 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 797 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,321 Jack, this is Cathy. She'll get you ready. 798 00:43:19,456 --> 00:43:20,816 [ JACK ] Hi, Cathy. [ CATHY ] Jack. 799 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,280 Nice to meet you. I was just thinking 800 00:43:22,304 --> 00:43:23,730 like a simple magenta eye-shadow. 801 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,724 Make your eyes pop, and little bit of rouge, maybe? 802 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,249 Kidding. [ LAUGHS ] 803 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,520 You're funny. 804 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,800 Yeah, but you do happen to have 805 00:43:31,824 --> 00:43:33,409 a little stray gray hair there. 806 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,369 There we are. Ah! Jesus. 807 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,646 That's it. 808 00:43:36,816 --> 00:43:39,256 Actually, there's a whole gray patch up there. Shall I just... 809 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,816 Yeah. Let me see. Let's just get in there. 810 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,200 Yeah, my hair is full of gray hair. 811 00:43:42,224 --> 00:43:43,271 That's it. I've sorted it. 812 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,646 Okay. 813 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,131 Jesus Christ. Okay. 814 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,441 All