Fun with Dick and Jane

My name's Jane, 651 00:30:17,475 --> 00:30:20,244 and I'll be your instructor here today 652 00:30:20,245 --> 00:30:22,374 for beginners' Jin Ku Pow. 653 00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:24,674 So let's just get right into it. 654 00:30:24,675 --> 00:30:25,914 Here we go. 655 00:30:27,845 --> 00:30:30,084 We're just gonna loosen up a little bit. 656 00:30:30,085 --> 00:30:32,254 Here we go. Yeah. 657 00:30:32,255 --> 00:30:34,754 There we go. And ho. And hit. 658 00:30:34,755 --> 00:30:36,254 Excuse me! 659 00:30:36,255 --> 00:30:37,925 Ma'am! 660 00:30:42,565 --> 00:30:44,465 And jab. And jab. 661 00:30:47,505 --> 00:30:48,764 Ha, ha! Now I gotcha! 662 00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:50,374 Get this! 663 00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:51,904 Ahh! 664 00:30:51,905 --> 00:30:54,845 It's punch, and punch, and step and kick! 665 00:30:57,645 --> 00:30:58,674 It burns! 666 00:30:58,675 --> 00:31:00,514 I saw you eyeballin' me 667 00:31:00,515 --> 00:31:01,844 when I came in the door. 668 00:31:01,845 --> 00:31:03,555 You were all up in my goodies. 669 00:31:07,755 --> 00:31:09,054 You know something? 670 00:31:09,055 --> 00:31:10,654 I'm glad you fired me. 671 00:31:10,655 --> 00:31:11,954 How's a person supposed to survive 672 00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:14,624 and feed their family on that kind of a salary? 673 00:31:19,665 --> 00:31:21,335 It's a lease. 674 00:31:24,775 --> 00:31:27,374 ♪ Why me, Lord? ♪ 675 00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:29,814 I don't know why we didn't think of this before. 676 00:31:29,815 --> 00:31:31,444 It's such a good idea. 677 00:31:31,445 --> 00:31:34,044 We're sorry we couldn't pay you. I mean, we have no money. 678 00:31:34,045 --> 00:31:35,184 Oh, it's okay. 679 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:37,114 Your son is very important to me. 680 00:31:37,115 --> 00:31:39,155 I would do anything for him, Mr. Richard. 681 00:31:39,885 --> 00:31:41,284 But in the meantime, 682 00:31:41,285 --> 00:31:43,694 thank you for letting us pay you in appliances. 683 00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:44,954 Yeah. ♪ What did I ever do ♪ 684 00:31:44,955 --> 00:31:46,994 ♪ That was worth Love from you ♪ 685 00:31:46,995 --> 00:31:48,524 Congratulations. 686 00:31:48,525 --> 00:31:50,534 ♪ And the kindness You've shown? ♪ 687 00:31:50,535 --> 00:31:53,064 Hey, think about this, hon: how many places you'll see 688 00:31:53,065 --> 00:31:55,364 on one tank of gas. 689 00:31:55,365 --> 00:31:57,974 ♪ Lord, help me, Jesus I've wasted it ♪ 690 00:31:57,975 --> 00:31:59,004 You want me to drive? 691 00:31:59,005 --> 00:32:00,144 Yeah. 692 00:32:00,145 --> 00:32:02,774 ♪ So help me, Jesus ♪ 693 00:32:02,775 --> 00:32:06,545 ♪ I know what I am ♪ 694 00:32:07,785 --> 00:32:10,454 ♪ Now that I know ♪ 695 00:32:10,455 --> 00:32:14,654 ♪ That I've needed you so ♪ 696 00:32:14,655 --> 00:32:16,154 ♪ Help me, Jesus ♪ 697 00:32:16,155 --> 00:32:19,664 ♪ My soul's in your hand ♪ 698 00:32:19,665 --> 00:32:21,594 Here it is! 699 00:32:21,595 --> 00:32:22,764 ♪ Try me, Lord ♪ 700 00:32:22,765 --> 00:32:26,834 ♪ Did you think There's away... ♪ 701 00:32:26,835 --> 00:32:28,504 It's all right. We can live without it. 702 00:32:28,505 --> 00:32:30,704 People lived without these for thousands of years. 703 00:32:30,705 --> 00:32:31,904 There goes the boxing match. 704 00:32:31,905 --> 00:32:33,804 You can go to a bar. 705 00:32:33,805 --> 00:32:35,604 It's rigged, anyway. 706 00:32:35,605 --> 00:32:38,514 What are you doing with the television? 707 00:32:38,515 --> 00:32:39,744 Oh. 708 00:32:39,745 --> 00:32:41,984 Hi. 709 00:32:41,985 --> 00:32:42,984 Um-- 710 00:32:42,985 --> 00:32:44,114 You're going to sell it! 711 00:32:44,115 --> 00:32:45,114 No, no. Billy! 712 00:32:47,785 --> 00:32:49,094 God! Just go, Dick! 713 00:32:49,095 --> 00:32:51,355 Damn it, Blanca, grab him! 714 00:32:53,365 --> 00:32:56,034 Go, go! Papa! Mama! 715 00:32:56,035 --> 00:32:57,364 Don't take my Telemundo! 716 00:32:57,365 --> 00:32:58,764 Hurry, hurry. SpongeRoberto 717 00:32:58,765 --> 00:33:00,904 SquarePantalones! 718 00:33:00,905 --> 00:33:02,904 God! Just go, go, go! 719 00:33:02,905 --> 00:33:04,634 I want my MTV Latino! 720 00:33:04,635 --> 00:33:08,204 ♪ Now that I know That I've needed you so ♪ 721 00:33:08,205 --> 00:33:10,474 ♪ Help me, Jesus ♪ 722 00:33:10,475 --> 00:33:14,444 ♪ My soul's in your hand ♪ 723 00:33:14,445 --> 00:33:17,414 Dick, what are we gonna do? 724 00:33:17,415 --> 00:33:20,025 We've run out of things to sell. 725 00:33:21,355 --> 00:33:22,555 Well... 726 00:33:24,855 --> 00:33:26,494 There's always prostitution. 727 00:33:26,495 --> 00:33:27,625 Dick! 728 00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:30,234 I mean me. 729 00:33:30,235 --> 00:33:32,464 Hon, we just gotta look for more work, that's all. 730 00:33:32,465 --> 00:33:...