The In-Laws

Hey! Emergency! Open the door! 00:32:25.26,00:32:27.12 This is an emergency. 00:33:14.24,00:33:18.04 - I can't believe you work for the CIA.[br]- Why not? 00:33:18.54,00:33:23.07 I don't know. I mean, you know,[br]I thought, like, James Bond. 00:33:23.25,00:33:27.28 No. They all look like me.[br]I'm the classic agency type. 00:33:27.45,00:33:30.62 Muscular, low to the ground,[br]compact. 00:33:30.79,00:33:34.42 Are you interested in joining?[br]The benefits are fantastic. 00:33:34.59,00:33:38.36 The trick is not to get killed.[br]That's the key to the benefit program. 00:33:50.01,00:33:53.17 God, don't let me die[br]on West 31 st Street. 00:33:54.18,00:33:55.58 Vince! 00:33:56.78,00:33:58.77 Hey, your friend is back. 00:34:02.26,00:34:03.88 Help! 00:34:04.06,00:34:06.02 We square with you? 00:34:08.23,00:34:09.92 Give me the bag. 00:34:12.60,00:34:14.46 Don't shoot. 00:34:18.24,00:34:20.10 Give me that bag! 00:34:41.03,00:34:42.39 Sheldon? 00:34:43.60,00:34:45.22 Shelley? 00:34:49.64,00:34:51.93 Shel, you all right? 00:34:52.74,00:34:54.40 Hey, watch out! 00:35:00.55,00:35:03.88 We gotta get out of here.[br]Shel, give me your hand. 00:35:08.15,00:35:10.15 Cabby, we're going on. 00:35:18.23,00:35:21.00 I'm sorry it turned out this way.[br]I had no idea... 00:35:21.17,00:35:23.69 - How could you? I almost got killed![br]- I know. 00:35:23.87,00:35:26.50 You have dinner at my house,[br]drag me out of my office... 00:35:26.67,00:35:29.94 ...then set me up to get killed![br]- I'd like to explain. 00:35:30.11,00:35:34.17 No explaining![br]Just get out of my life! 00:35:35.15,00:35:37.58 - I understand.[br]- You don't understand anything! 00:35:37.75,00:35:43.42 I understand that you are a raving lunatic,[br]and I want you out of my life! 00:35:47.33,00:35:49.95 - I sympathize with...[br]- I want you out of my life! 00:35:50.13,00:35:51.99 I'd like to oblige,[br]but I have a conscience. 00:35:52.16,00:35:53.15 - Go away![br]- I can't... 00:35:53.33,00:35:55.32 - Don't talk to me.[br]- I feel terrible. 00:35:55.50,00:35:57.66 - Go away![br]- His wonderful daughter... 00:35:57.84,00:36:01.07 ...is marrying my son[br]the day after tomorrow. 00:36:01.24,00:36:04.00 - I want to congratulate you.[br]- Thank you. 00:36:04.18,00:36:05.17 Thank you. 00:36:05.34,00:36:09.87 I'm very sorry for being late, Mrs.[br]Raymond. I'll get to you as soon as I can. 00:36:13.59,00:36:16.45 Mrs. Adelman,[br]you've been still the entire time. 00:36:16.62,00:36:19.65 Can you close your mouth?[br]Can you bite down? 00:36:21.59,00:36:25.03 Mrs. Adelman cannot close her mouth![br]She cannot bite down! 00:36:25.20,00:36:27.46 This is why we have to talk. 00:36:27.70,00:36:31.64 - What is that?[br]- To be perfectly candid, Shel... 00:36:31.80,00:36:36.24 ...these are engravings for U. S. currency[br]stolen yesterday from the U. S. Mint. 00:36:36.61,00:36:38.60 Now, the thing we have[br]to talk about... 00:36:38.78,00:36:43.18 ...is your unwitting participation[br]in this serious federal crime. 00:36:43.35,00:36:49.08 A crime punishable by a maximum sentence[br]of 4o years in a federal penitentiary. 00:37:01.77,00:37:03.96 You can rinse now, dear! 00:37:08.71,00:37:13.17 Stack it up, on this side of the furnace.[br]That way, it'll be easy to get at. 00:37:13.35,00:37:17.04 - Day after tomorrow, huh?[br]- Don't mention it. There's so much to do. 00:37:17.22,00:37:20.24 Anything we can do to help,[br]feel free to call us. 00:37:20.42,00:37:22.65 You're very sweet.[br]I'm getting nervous... 00:37:22.82,00:37:24.62 - Be careful.[br]- What are you doing? 00:37:24.79,00:37:26.92 - Are you okay?[br]- Yes. 00:37:27.09,00:37:29.36 That blasted thing[br]falls apart all the time. 00:37:29.53,00:37:31.89 We'll have to get around[br]to getting it fixed. 00:37:32.06,00:37:34.06 - Hey, look at this.[br]- What? 00:37:34.97,00:37:37.03 It's 5oo. 00:37:37.20,00:37:38.30 What? 00:37:38.47,00:37:40.50 What'd you say this is? 00:37:40.67,00:37:43.44 It's an engraving for a bill.[br]Here, look. 00:37:44.04,00:37:46.74 "The United States of America." 00:37:46.91,00:37:49.75 Maybe it's from the[br]previous owners or something. 00:37:49.92,00:37:53.15 I doubt it.[br]We've lived here for 15 years. 00:37:54.32,00:37:56.15 That's brand-new. 00:37:56.32,00:37:59.16 Isn't that the damnedest thing?[br]Here in this cellar. 00:37:59.33,00:38:02.19 People find all kinds[br]of things in the cellar. 00:38:02.53,00:38:04.52 I just can't imagine. 00:38:05.43,00:38:07.59 What do you think[br]I should do with it? 00:38:07.77,00:38:09.60 I never even seen one. 00:38:09.77,00:38:13.10 - Take it to the bank, they'll know.[br]- You think so? 00:38:13.27,00:38:15.04 Yeah, you're probably right. 00:38:25.55,00:38:28.32 Hello, Mrs. Kornpett.[br]All set for the wedding? 00:38:28.49,00:38:31.25 - We're getting there.[br]- How's Barbara? She nervous?...