Mad Money

610 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,074 I think you are always just... 611 00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:12,617 You're so... 612 00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:14,494 polite. 613 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:16,663 Next! 614 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,874 What goes around comes around. 615 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,876 Too true. 616 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,089 Spoken like a real gentleman. 617 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:29,008 I don't want to be forward and this is not the best place to talk... 618 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,136 Mrs. Cardigan! 619 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,986 - Oh... - Step back, please. 620 00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:59,747 I think you dropped this. 621 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,708 Oh. 622 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,126 Thank you, Mr. Glover. 623 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:07,046 Everyone, everywhere, every minute. 624 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,590 Carry on. 625 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:17,056 I was wondering maybe... do you like Jazz? 626 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,600 What? 627 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:22,645 Oh. uh... no. Sorry. 628 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,691 "Do you like Jazz?" 629 00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:28,151 Shut up! 630 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:29,986 Next! 631 00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:37,619 Okay, wait a second. Oh, 183. 632 00:41:37,703 --> 00:41:40,205 183 equals... 633 00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:44,167 Can everyone count to themselves, please? 634 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:46,711 What's up with all these $1.00 bills? 635 00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:47,921 I was in a hurry. 636 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:50,173 We're gonna have to get this bug worked out. 637 00:41:50,257 --> 00:41:52,509 Only large bills. 638 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:56,888 Okay. I have $32,000. 639 00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:59,265 - 31. - 28. 640 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,019 - Damn. - What? 641 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:04,187 What's the matter? 642 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:06,731 If we each give her one, that leaves a thousand, 643 00:42:06,815 --> 00:42:08,191 which is 333 each. 644 00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:10,944 There's gonna be a dollar left over. 645 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,779 I might have change. 646 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,489 Keep the change. 647 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:22,121 ♪ The best things in life are free ♪ 648 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,207 ♪ But you can give them to the birds and bees ♪ 649 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:26,668 Gimme the money, baby! 650 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:32,215 Let's see mama making that cash! 651 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:35,969 ♪ That's what I want ♪ 652 00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:39,222 Don. 653 00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:42,225 Hi. 654 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,228 Want a lap dance? 655 00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:51,609 ♪ That's what I want ♪ 656 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:53,027 You know something? I would have thought 657 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,029 you would have been a whole lot happier. 658 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,615 Oh, forgive me for getting insufficient kicks 659 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,993 when somebody I'm married to commits a felony. 660 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:01,244 Don! 661 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:03,246 This money doesn't even officially exist anymore. 662 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:04,747 That's the beauty of the whole thing. 663 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,125 Look at it. It's worn out. 664 00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:08,251 It's gonna be shredded. 665 00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:10,670 So what do we do? We take some. We spend it. 666 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:13,256 It goes to another bank. It's still worn out. 667 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:14,257 So what do they do? 668 00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:16,342 They pull it from the system... again! 669 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,929 It's like we're stealing the same money over and over. 670 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:22,265 In fact, it's not even like stealing money at all. 671 00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:24,267 It's more like recycling. 672 00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:25,768 Oh, recycling! 673 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,854 Yeah, your defense attorney's gonna love that one, Bridget. 674 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,272 I'm not gonna get caught. 675 00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:31,274 My God, Don, we're very careful. 676 00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:33,234 We have signals and "go" codes. 677 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,278 We have a system here that works... 678 00:43:35,362 --> 00:43:38,281 Oh, please, God. Tell me you're not planning on doing this again. 679 00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:40,825 What... what, do you think I'm stupid? 680 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:42,619 Of course we're going to do this again. 681 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:44,287 At least until we get out of the hole. 682 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:45,830 Four or five more times. 683 00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:47,290 Nina gets school paper, 684 00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:50,293 and Jackie, honestly, I really don't know what the hell she is going to do. 685 00:43:50,37