After escaping from prison, Joe and Terry go on a crime spree, robbing banks through Oregon and California in order to finance their scheme for a new life south of the border. Unfortunately, things get more complicated when they meet Kate, who runs into them with her car. She joins the bandits on their cross-country spree, and eventually she steals something, too: their hearts.
Bandits is a Comedy, Crime film released in 2001.
13 subtitle releases available in English. 8 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
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and all that kinda stuff. 944 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,985 I'm implementing a 24 hour
rule from now on, okay? 945 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,236 It's in effect. 946 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,073 24... 24 hours and not
a minute longer, missy. 947 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,241 - Thank you. 948 00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:22,784 - Missy? 949 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,536 - Hey, I'll cook dinner. 950 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:26,622 - I cook the dinners around here. 951 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,999 - Sorry, not familiar
with the outlaw code. 952 00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:32,169 Does that mean I'm a hostage? 953 00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:37,841 (mumbling) 954 00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,803 - Hotel remodeling, real estate... 955 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,765 I've estimated $20,000
for the kitchen alone. 956 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,892 I mean we're talking about
restaurant quality here. 957 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:48,852 And that's not to mention the nightclub. 958 00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:51,188 - You know, I got a crippled
cousin up in New Hampshire, 959 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,773 who's going in for her seventh operation 960 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:53,899 on her leg, okay? 961 00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:55,275 I got my mother's people up in Ottawa, 962 00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:56,068 the aunts and the uncles. 963 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:57,903 These bills add up Terry, okay? 964 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:00,364 - [Terry] Listen, I'm duly
impressed by any and all 965 00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:01,865 charitable contributions. 966 00:45:02,075 --> 00:45:02,783 How crippled? 967 00:45:02,992 --> 00:45:04,951 - Did you know you could
bet on Irish hurling? 968 00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:06,953 - Hey, hey, hey, excuse me Harvey. 969 00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:09,915 I'm trying to figure
out why my partner here, 970 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:12,250 When he wasn't helping
improve the Blake family 971 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:16,171 standard of living,
managed to spend $200,000. 972 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:19,174 - I met a very lovely young
lady from the Netherlands 973 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:20,884 - Oh, color me surprised. 974 00:45:21,094 --> 00:45:22,636 - Who took me to this Octoberfest deal, 975 00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:23,720 and they had a big parade, 976 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:26,598 and she wanted to ride on
one of the floats, okay? 977 00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:27,849 So I bought her one. 978 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:31,061 Now we're drinking these
big steins of Holland beer, 979 00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:32,396 and one thing leads to another 980 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:34,856 and I'm throwing $50
bills out to the crowd. 981 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,775 (laughs) 982 00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,902 - The thing about Irish hurling
is that it's like football 983 00:45:39,112 --> 00:45:40,028 with sticks. 984 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,279 - Stop it. 985 00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:42,155 Stop it! 986 00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,074 Please, for god's sake, Pollard. 987 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:45,409 Okay? 988 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,871 Okay, you meet a girl,
you go to a festival. 989 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,039 - Octoberfest. 990 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:53,375 - Yeah, Octoberfest, you
throw $50 bills to the crowd. 991 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,835 I noticed you got a new gold watch. 992 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,336 - This is an 18 carat gold watch. 993 00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:57,546 - I don't give a shit
how many carats it is. 994 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,089 - 36 grand, it's no big deal. 995 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,757 - Did you ever think about
asking someone for the time? 996 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:01,883 It's a lot cheaper. 997 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:03,009 Anything else? 998 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:04,636 - Well yeah, we stayed a couple days 999 00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:07,723 longer than I thought we
were gonna down in San Diego, 1000 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,307 and I had to get her
back to the Netherlands, 1001 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:11,852 so I chartered a private
jet to take her home. 1002 00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:13,478 - Oh, of course you did. 1003 00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:15,063 The Netherlands. 1004 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,149 Joe... 1005 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:18,775 - What? 1006 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,194 - Listen, 1007 00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:25,323 let me try to explain something to you. 1008 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,784 Paradise doesn't come cheaply, okay? 1009 00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:30,620 Now I figured this down
to the last nickle. 1010 00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:32,622 Now, and here's the important part, 1011 00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:35,417 every nickle that we spend, is a nickle 1012 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:36,877 that we have to steal. 1013 00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:38,253 Now that's a lot of nickles, Joe. 1014 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,255 I don't wanna rob banks
for the rest of my life. 1015 00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:43,383 The stress level is just too damn high. 1016 00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:46,636 Harvey? 1017 00:46:47,096 --> 00:4
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