Palmetto

00:40:19,482 --> 00:40:20,916 HE HIT MY CAR. 718 00:40:20,984 --> 00:40:22,784 YEAH, SO? HAVE DADDY BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE. 719 00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:23,819 WHAT WOULD YOU DO 720 00:40:23,887 --> 00:40:25,120 IF SOME JERK-OFF PUT A DENT IN YOUR DOOR? 721 00:40:25,188 --> 00:40:26,222 I WOULD IGNORE IT, 722 00:40:26,289 --> 00:40:27,323 BECAUSE NOW, NOT ONLY ARE WE LATE, 723 00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:28,357 WE HAVE A WITNESS. 724 00:40:28,424 --> 00:40:30,192 DON'T WORRY. HE DIDN'T SEE YOU. 725 00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,426 YOU CAN'T BE SURE OF THAT. 726 00:40:31,494 --> 00:40:32,561 DON'T WORRY. 727 00:40:32,628 --> 00:40:33,896 I'M WORRIED, OK, I'M WORRIED. 728 00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:36,966 I'M VERY, VERY WORRIED. 729 00:40:39,036 --> 00:40:40,669 YOU KNOW, RHEA TOLD ME 730 00:40:40,737 --> 00:40:43,205 YOU WERE GONNA GET PAID $50,000 FOR THIS. 731 00:40:43,273 --> 00:40:44,240 SO? 732 00:40:44,307 --> 00:40:46,108 YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID? 733 00:40:46,176 --> 00:40:47,843 IF HE'S COLLECTING 10 TIMES THAT MUCH, 734 00:40:47,911 --> 00:40:48,877 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK 735 00:40:48,945 --> 00:40:50,812 HE WON'T TAKE ALL THE MONEY AND RUN? 736 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,849 THIS LIPSTICK DOES NOT GO WITH RED HAIR. 737 00:40:53,917 --> 00:40:55,551 ANYWAY, SHE SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT 738 00:40:55,618 --> 00:40:56,785 BECAUSE YOU'RE PREDICTABLY DISHONEST. 739 00:40:56,853 --> 00:40:59,522 OH, SHE SAID THAT? 740 00:40:59,589 --> 00:41:02,124 I THINK SHE MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT. 741 00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:04,326 WELL, HARRY BARBER, ARE YOU? 742 00:41:04,394 --> 00:41:05,394 PREDICTABLE? 743 00:41:05,462 --> 00:41:07,829 YOU KNOW, I USED TO WRITE 744 00:41:07,897 --> 00:41:09,031 FOR THE PALMETTO <i>LEDGER.</i> 745 00:41:09,099 --> 00:41:11,067 I DON'T READ THE NEWSPAPER. 746 00:41:11,134 --> 00:41:12,834 WHY DOESN'T THAT SURPRISE ME? 747 00:41:12,902 --> 00:41:15,737 ANYWAY, I WAS COVERING A NONE-TOO-EXCITING 748 00:41:15,805 --> 00:41:17,339 MEETING OF THE CITY COUNCIL. 749 00:41:17,407 --> 00:41:19,741 I STEP OUT BACK TO HAVE A SMOKE, 750 00:41:19,809 --> 00:41:22,211 AND I NOTICE THERE'S THIS BRAND-NEW CAR OUT THERE. 751 00:41:22,279 --> 00:41:23,912 EXPENSIVE, FOREIGN. 752 00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:25,714 YOU KNOW, THE KIND LIKE YOUR DADDY MIGHT DRIVE, 753 00:41:25,782 --> 00:41:28,084 BUT UNUSUAL IN PALMETTO. 754 00:41:28,151 --> 00:41:30,119 AND THEN I SEE ANOTHER NEW CAR. 755 00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:31,787 A BIG LINCOLN. 756 00:41:31,854 --> 00:41:33,922 AND I SEE ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE. 757 00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:34,923 PRETTY SOON I NOTICE 758 00:41:34,991 --> 00:41:37,593 THERE'S HALF A DOZEN SHINY NEW CARS 759 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:38,760 ALL PARKED IN SPOTS 760 00:41:38,828 --> 00:41:41,063 RESERVED FOR THE CITY COUNCIL. 761 00:41:41,131 --> 00:41:42,565 WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHINY NEW CARS? 762 00:41:42,632 --> 00:41:44,467 WELL, NOTHING, EXCEPT I DISCOVER 763 00:41:44,534 --> 00:41:48,170 THAT THEY'VE JUST VOTED TO ALLOW GAMBLING BOATS 764 00:41:48,238 --> 00:41:49,638 TO DOCK AT PALMETTO. 765 00:41:49,706 --> 00:41:52,508 THE ZONING COMMISSION'S IN ON IT, THE COPS. 766 00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:54,110 IT'S A BIG STORY. 767 00:41:54,177 --> 00:41:56,112 I WRITE IT UP, I DROP IT ON THE EDITOR'S DESK. 768 00:41:56,179 --> 00:41:58,080 NEXT DAY, I COME IN, 769 00:41:58,148 --> 00:41:59,615 AND THE OWNER OF