American Reunion

730 00:36:45,530 --> 00:36:48,160 Hey, ladies, why don't we give them some time to catch up? 731 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,410 Mmm-hmm. Yeah, after you. 732 00:36:49,490 --> 00:36:51,790 No, that's not necessary. We should all hang out together. 733 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,540 Why don't we all... Stifler, just... 734 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:55,040 Be her daddy. 735 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:58,130 Stifler? Stifler! 736 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:05,130 So, sounds like you and Mia have quite an adventurous lifestyle. 737 00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:07,720 Sometimes a little too adventurous. 738 00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:12,390 Wow. Well, Heather's a bit more on the conservative side. 739 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,480 But, uh... 740 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,980 Hey! Hi. 741 00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:20,650 But, I gotta be honest, Chris, I could use a little adventure myself. 742 00:37:21,150 --> 00:37:22,690 What are you getting at, Ron? 743 00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:27,570 I'm just saying that usually I'm not one for swapping, 744 00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:33,000 but the fact that you've been with Heather already, kind of makes it okay. 745 00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:36,580 So, what do you think? 746 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,920 Think they'd be into it? 747 00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:42,710 I'm kidding. Come on, I'm kidding! 748 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,260 (LAUGHS) 749 00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:46,170 Seriously, I would never do that! 750 00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:48,930 Unless you guys wanted to. 751 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,850 So you've really been to every country in South America? 752 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,930 No, no, not all of them. 753 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:58,190 And I don't consider French Guiana a nation. 754 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,190 I remember, I couldn't wait till graduation 755 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,280 so I could leave this town and reinvent myself. 756 00:38:06,570 --> 00:38:09,160 You have certainly reinvented yourself. 757 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,320 I don't know. 758 00:38:10,410 --> 00:38:12,620 There's just a part of me that still wishes that 759 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,120 I could just explore the world, you know? 760 00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:17,120 Be everything I set out to be. 761 00:38:17,580 --> 00:38:21,290 You can be whoever you wanna be. You just gotta be it. 762 00:38:24,050 --> 00:38:25,300 You wanna make out? Yeah. 763 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:32,970 Are you crazy? I love the Twilight books. 764 00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:34,890 New Moon is my favorite. 765 00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:36,060 Mine, too! 766 00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:38,770 Oh, my God! We have, like, so much in common! 767 00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,150 I know! I know! 768 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:41,230 (ALL LAUGHING) 769 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,570 Wanna hit this? 770 00:38:43,730 --> 00:38:45,400 ln more ways than one. 771 00:38:50,490 --> 00:38:52,570 (WOMAN MOANING ON RINGTONE) 772 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:57,450 (STIFLED) I don't know who this is, but I'm pretty fucking busy right now. 773 00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:58,830 So sorry to interrupt, Stafler. 774 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,120 Didn't realize the Special Olympics competed at night. 775 00:39:01,290 --> 00:39:02,290 Oh, fuck. 776 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,920 (COUGHING) 777 00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:05,340 What the hell's going on over there? 778 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:06,840 What, are you choking on your own dick? 779 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,840 Nothing, Mr. Duraiswamy, nothing. 780 00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:12,680 What can I do for you, sir? 781 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,680 Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack. 782 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,520 Some idiot told him that he was fired. 783 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,890 He flipped out, I don't know. 784 00:39:18,060 --> 00:39:20,390 Listen, I need someone to finish his presentation. 785 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,310 I need you to go in on Sunday and get everything ready. Yes? 786 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,770 Oh, wait, Sunday. 787 00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:27,860 I got my high school reunion. 788 00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:29,150 Oh, wow, how fun! 789 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,650 Yeah, no, I'll just call the chairman, 790 00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:31,820 and I'll get him to reschedule. 791 00:39:31,990 --> 00:39:34,240 Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome! 792 00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:37,790 That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing? 793 00:39:38,330 --> 00:39:40,620 You know what, I am gonna handle this myself. 794 00:39:40,710 --> 00:39:43,580 No. No, no, no, listen, Mr. Duraiswamy, 795 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:46,460 I can do it, okay? I promise, I'll get it done. 796 00:39:46,670 --> 00:39:48,170 Just don't fuck up, Stafler. 797 00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:50,...