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all retired and says "What we're doing is wrong". 540 00:34:00,533 --> 00:34:04,607 Yes. We go out there and stick it to them good! We take that shit all the way up to Judge Judy if we have to. 541 00:34:05,945 --> 00:34:08,817 But we do not know any lawyer. All our friends make sandwiches. 542 00:34:08,818 --> 00:34:10,819 We just google Boston lawyers. 543 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,827 Jesus, look at that black cock. 544 00:34:36,543 --> 00:34:38,880 This is a very complicated case you have here. 545 00:34:39,683 --> 00:34:44,292 Most civil rights cases are, but this one has some very obvious wrinkles. 546 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,562 Well everybody says you're the best in town. 547 00:34:46,764 --> 00:34:50,037 Listen, your case is not gonna be cheap. 548 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,573 What is your financial situation? 549 00:34:52,642 --> 00:34:55,717 All of our holdings are tied up in the rail road. 550 00:34:55,785 --> 00:34:58,388 Yeah, Raiding Railroad, B.O Railroad, Pennsylvania Railroad. 551 00:34:58,390 --> 00:35:03,100 We're working on short line, I own Atlantic avenue. 552 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:04,800 And I have 4 houses on Baltic Ave. I'm thinking about just tear them down and build a hotel. 553 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:07,943 I won second prize at a beauty contest, that's $50 right there. 554 00:35:07,944 --> 00:35:10,012 Are you guys just saying monopoly stuff? 555 00:35:10,014 --> 00:35:13,020 I'm gonna drive around the block and I'll be back with $200. 556 00:35:13,021 --> 00:35:14,689 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 557 00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:19,967 My niece has just passed the bar exam, and I hired her on as junior associate here with the firm. 558 00:35:20,103 --> 00:35:23,107 I can assign her to your case pro-bono. 559 00:35:23,177 --> 00:35:28,050 Then you would get a hungry young attorney and I would get a more experienced lawyer in return. 560 00:35:28,588 --> 00:35:29,922 So what do you say to that? 561 00:35:29,923 --> 00:35:31,991 Yeah, sure, it sounds great. 562 00:35:32,795 --> 00:35:35,266 Are those high candies just to take? 563 00:35:35,871 --> 00:35:37,738 Those aren't supposed to be out. 564 00:35:48,498 --> 00:35:50,365 Hello? 565 00:35:50,366 --> 00:35:51,967 Fuck! 566 00:35:52,905 --> 00:35:54,507 - Hi. - Are you okay? 567 00:35:54,510 --> 00:35:57,914 Yeah, I'm fine. You must be Ted. 568 00:35:57,915 --> 00:36:01,188 - Yes, I'm Ted, this is my buddy John. - Hi! 569 00:36:01,189 --> 00:36:04,796 My uncle says that you guys are my first clients. 570 00:36:04,865 --> 00:36:07,669 Well yeah, it's been discussed but, uh... 571 00:36:08,406 --> 00:36:11,878 - Do you mind if I ask how old you are? - I'm 26 years. 572 00:36:13,349 --> 00:36:14,950 What, is that a problem? 573 00:36:14,952 --> 00:36:18,760 I just don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs during an open argument. 574 00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:22,968 This is just a really important case. Ted has already lost his job and his marriage has been annulled. 575 00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:25,439 I know. My uncle gave me all the details. 576 00:36:25,441 --> 00:36:29,516 Right, you see, the thing is we don't wanna take any chances because the stakes are so significant. 577 00:36:29,517 --> 00:36:32,186 We can't just rush into anything. We gotta make sure we do the right decision. 578 00:36:32,187 --> 00:36:34,618 We really appreciate your time, but I think what we're probably gonna do is just... 579 00:36:34,620 --> 00:36:37,398 take a seat and get to work. 580 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,735 - We trust you completely. - Yeah we really feel you got a lot to offer. 581 00:36:42,277 --> 00:36:45,148 Sorry. You don't mind the pot do you? I get migraines. 582 00:36:45,149 --> 00:36:46,553 Yeah absolutely, me to. 583 00:36:46,555 --> 00:36:49,557 I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes. 584 00:36:49,692 --> 00:36:51,628 Oh, I'm Samantha Jackson. 585 00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:53,966 - Ted, How are you? - Good to meet you, John. 586 00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:58,242 - Wait, what is your middle name? - Leslie. 587 00:36:58,243 --> 00:37:01,316 Oh my God! So you are Sam L Jackson? 588 00:37:01,317 --> 00:37:03,320 That's fucking great, just like Samuel L Jackson! 589 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:06,393 - Who is that? - Have you seen any a movie ever? 590 00:37:06,394 --> 00:37:08,128 He's the black guy. 591 00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:12,072 The weed is really good. 592 00:37:12,074 --> 00:37:15,013 It reminds me of the train I smoked last summer called here comes autism 593 00:37:15,014 --> 00:37:19,555 Yeah I was just gonna say it's sort a like this other badge we had called how long has that van been there? 594 00:37:19,556 --> 00:37:22,828 No it's a new stream that my dealer gave me called help me get home. 595 00:37:23,030 --> 00:37:2...