The Best Man Holiday

00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,325 Money, bitches, pussy and getting head. 775 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,886 Mother... That's four, first off. 776 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,695 Money, bitches, pussy getting head. 777 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,051 (CHUCKLES) 778 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,841 Mmm mmm mmm. 779 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,405 God, family, football. 780 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,403 In that order? 781 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,407 In that order. 782 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,331 (EXHALES) L-Boogie! 783 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,929 I thought I'd hit the trail myself. 784 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,570 Show me the way? 785 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,686 Well, the kids look beautiful. Getting big. 786 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:27,887 You must be proud. 787 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,088 Yeah, no doubt, man. 788 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,288 It's the best thing I could've ever done. 789 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,935 Are you excited? 790 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,610 Me? Yeah, I'm excited. 791 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,841 Nervous. 792 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,611 Yeah, Robyn and I were having trouble 793 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:44,990 conceiving. I don't know if you heard. 794 00:36:45,015 --> 00:36:47,455 Yeah, I did hear something about that. Was it low sperm count? 795 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,801 What? No, no. No, I'm good. 796 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,810 It's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm not ashamed. 797 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,521 It's just a little bit more of a challenge than we anticipated. 798 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,605 (PANTING) 799 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,280 Are you all right? 800 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,330 I think I got a pebble in my shoe or something. 801 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,769 You're not the author of this, man. 802 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,604 What do you mean? 803 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,127 You know, Faith was a breech baby. For real? 804 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,645 Yeah, no doubt. 805 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,245 29 hours of labor, 806 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,121 and my little baby girl wasn't even breathing when she came into this world. 807 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,286 Longest 15 seconds of my life. 808 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,003 But our faith. 809 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,045 Our faith never wavered. 810 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,686 Yeah, God's always got a plan, man. 811 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,720 Just got to trust everything's going to work out. 812 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,889 I got a team meeting. Let's do this. 813 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,284 I'll give you a head start. 814 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,760 (MOANING) 815 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,495 You were amazing this morning. 816 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,400 I thought we were gonna wake up the whole house. 817 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,851 (CHUCKLES) 818 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,566 You know how much I love you? 819 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,095 Yes, I know how much you love me. 820 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,055 No, seriously, do you know how much? 821 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,287 I know that you're gonna be late. 822 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,371 Wow. Always on a schedule. 823 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,042 That's me. I can't help it. 824 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,645 And I love who you are. 825 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,135 Believe me, your whole strong, independent, 826 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,401 Olivia Pope thing is very sexy. 827 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,725 But sometimes you act like you don't need me. 828 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,606 I don't. 829 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,328 Everybody needs somebody, Jordan. 830 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,481 I'll call you when I land. 831 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,455 Yeah. Or maybe I should just text you. 832 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,164 Is that better? No. Call me. 833 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,491 (ENGINE STARTS) 834 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,608 Harper, I'm gonna need you to go to the store later. 835 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,766 Okay, sure. What's going on? 836 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,081 I'm making dinner tonight. 837 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,608 The caterer broke his arm slipping on some ice. 838 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:05,855 Huh. 839 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,770 Too late to find a replacement, so... 840 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,295 Well, isn't that a lot of work? 841 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,368 I'm fine, Harper. 842 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,415 Okay. I'll go get dressed. 843 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,805 Thank you. Mmm-hmm. 844 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,045 So, what's Harper been working on? 845 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,800 Anything new? 846 00:39:27,855 --> 00:39:29,855 Quentin, you're sure you got the Thai basil, right? 847 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,375 Yes, man! You told me for like the 20th time. 848 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,401 I'm just saying. 849 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,015 God! Robyn's real specific. 850 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,015 Plus, you can't tell a pregnant lady shit. 851