Failure to Launch

00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:44,398 You know what? I'm gonna go powder my nose. 600 00:30:45,507 --> 00:30:47,975 I take it you're over your dead golden retriever. 601 00:30:48,076 --> 00:30:50,909 You know, if I really had a dog and he really had died, 602 00:30:51,013 --> 00:30:53,379 I think this would have totally helped. 603 00:30:53,482 --> 00:30:55,780 Man, she's got good spatial awareness. 604 00:30:56,018 --> 00:30:57,076 And great hair! 605 00:30:57,185 --> 00:30:58,777 -Thanks. -She's a keeper, man. 606 00:30:58,887 --> 00:31:00,980 She's really great. Really great, Tripp. 607 00:31:01,089 --> 00:31:02,681 So can we go now? 608 00:31:03,592 --> 00:31:05,059 Meeting the friends is very important. 609 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,128 Guys need to know we not only like them, 610 00:31:07,229 --> 00:31:09,197 but we like their friends, too. 611 00:31:09,297 --> 00:31:12,266 Fine. The tall one's kind of cute. What's he do? 612 00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:13,925 Oh, he's some kind of software writer. 613 00:31:14,036 --> 00:31:15,663 He works out of his basement, but he makes a lot of money. 614 00:31:15,771 --> 00:31:17,432 Oh, you know what? No, that's the little guy. 615 00:31:17,539 --> 00:31:20,201 The tall one just got fired from Kinko's. 616 00:31:22,077 --> 00:31:23,601 How will I choose? 617 00:31:23,712 --> 00:31:25,236 This is going very well. 618 00:31:25,347 --> 00:31:27,474 Good. So we can go now. 619 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:30,013 Not until I get "the nod." 620 00:31:30,118 --> 00:31:33,315 If I don't get "the nod," the friends undermine. 621 00:31:35,223 --> 00:31:37,191 I think you're getting "the nod." 622 00:31:39,594 --> 00:31:40,561 Oh, yeah. 623 00:31:40,929 --> 00:31:43,762 Oh, Tripp is just cruising through the steps. 624 00:31:43,865 --> 00:31:48,165 In fact, I think tomorrow I'm gonna let him teach me something. 625 00:32:00,881 --> 00:32:03,281 Now, basically there's two ways to turn a boat. 626 00:32:03,984 --> 00:32:06,384 There's "coming about," which is turning into the wind, 627 00:32:06,487 --> 00:32:08,717 and there's "jibing," which is turning away from the wind. 628 00:32:08,823 --> 00:32:11,758 Now, jibing is something that you never want to do with a rookie onboard, 629 00:32:11,859 --> 00:32:13,622 so let's give it a shot, huh? 630 00:32:13,727 --> 00:32:16,127 Well, wait, wait, wait. Why is jibing bad? 631 00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:18,562 It's not bad, it's just fun. Jibe ho! 632 00:32:18,666 --> 00:32:20,691 Come on, babe! Let's get over there! 633 00:32:25,106 --> 00:32:26,664 Come on, boy! 634 00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:33,973 Oh, my God! 635 00:32:34,715 --> 00:32:37,878 Nothing like the threat of decapitation to make it a little more interesting. 636 00:32:40,187 --> 00:32:43,384 Make off this sheet, like so. 637 00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,427 Okay. 638 00:32:48,896 --> 00:32:51,387 "Jibe ho" and "making off the sheet"? 639 00:32:51,499 --> 00:32:55,060 That's too many words to learn. I just want to get a suntan. 640 00:32:55,503 --> 00:32:56,561 Here, take the wheel. 641 00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,365 What? Really? 642 00:32:58,472 --> 00:32:59,461 Oh, yeah. 643 00:32:59,573 --> 00:33:00,597 All right. 644 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,437 -We call it the helm. -Okay. 645 00:33:02,543 --> 00:33:03,908 Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing? 646 00:33:04,011 --> 00:33:05,308 I'm going down below. 647 00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:06,737 What's down below? 648 00:33:06,847 --> 00:33:08,576 I don't know, beer, wine, chips, rum. 649 00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,309 I don't know. It's not my boat. 650 00:33:10,518 --> 00:33:12,645 But I don't know what I'm doing! I'm not kidding! Seriously! 651 00:33:12,753 --> 00:33:14,015 You're sailing! 652 00:33:14,121 --> 00:33:15,588 What if I hit something? 653 00:33:21,829 --> 00:33:23,797 I think you'll be okay. Fly. 654 00:33:24,465 --> 00:33:25,432 Wow. 655 00:33:27,201 --> 00:33:28,259 I'm sailing. 656 00:33:43,016 --> 00:33:44,142 Oh, man. 657 00:33:44,884 --> 00:33:46,647 That's gorgeous! 658 00:33:56,863 --> 00:34:00,299 You know, I thought going on a boat was a good idea because you like it, 659 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,563 but my God! That was great! 660 00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:07,638 You should buy that boat! I mean, I'm sure it's expensive, but so what? 661 00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:11,537 Well, I like that boat, but I really don't... 662 00:34:11,811 --> 00:34:12,971 Nice. 663 00:34:14,013 --> 00:34:15,674 I don't really want a new boat. 664 00:34:15,782 --> 00:34:18,808 What I would love is an old wooden boat. 665 00:34:18,985 --> 00:34:22,751 Now, they're a lot more upkeep, but when you're on one of those, 666 00:34:22,989 --> 00:34:25,856 it's like you're part of something, you know? 667 00:34:27,327 --> 00:34:30,990 It's