Wedding Crashers

John, this is completely against the rules. 682 00:41:38,076 --> 00:41:40,677 You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. 683 00:41:40,745 --> 00:41:42,640 - There's no overtime. No. - Oh, no overtime? 684 00:41:42,664 --> 00:41:44,433 What about the Chang wedding three years ago? 685 00:41:44,457 --> 00:41:47,142 - Oh, that's bullshit. - Yeah, thought I forgot about that. 686 00:41:47,210 --> 00:41:49,730 Two a.m., you dragged me 50 miles to watch you and some chick... 687 00:41:49,754 --> 00:41:52,564 play mahjong with her grandmother at a retirement home. 688 00:41:52,632 --> 00:41:54,526 - Yeah, completely different situation. - How? 689 00:41:54,550 --> 00:41:57,611 What do you mean, how? She was a very, very family-oriented girl. 690 00:41:57,679 --> 00:41:59,446 She was very into her grandmother. 691 00:41:59,514 --> 00:42:01,656 - Give me a break. - That was my first Asian! 692 00:42:03,851 --> 00:42:05,663 - You better lock it up. - You better lock it up. 693 00:42:05,687 --> 00:42:08,789 - No, you lock it up. Lock it up. - You lock it up. Lock it up. 694 00:42:08,856 --> 00:42:12,459 Please. It would mean so much to me. Please. 695 00:42:12,527 --> 00:42:14,211 Look at the way he's looking at me. 696 00:42:14,279 --> 00:42:16,507 He doesn't like me. He's the secretary of the treasury. 697 00:42:16,531 --> 00:42:18,882 To be honest with you, my taxes aren't exactly in line. 698 00:42:18,950 --> 00:42:21,635 - You're being paranoid. - He's threatened by the way I dance. 699 00:42:21,703 --> 00:42:24,137 Damn it. Why'd I have to go showing off like that? 700 00:42:24,205 --> 00:42:26,473 Now I'm all over his radar. Stupid. 701 00:42:26,541 --> 00:42:28,058 You're not that good a dancer. 702 00:42:28,126 --> 00:42:30,811 Oh, please. You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer. 703 00:42:30,878 --> 00:42:33,522 Now I know you're lying. You'll do anything to get me to go... 704 00:42:33,589 --> 00:42:36,233 even if I have to walk right into the lion's den. 705 00:42:36,301 --> 00:42:38,151 Gloria, come on! 706 00:42:38,219 --> 00:42:41,029 You know I'm not gonna give in to this kind of behavior. 707 00:42:41,097 --> 00:42:43,367 She's like a kid at Toys "R" Us. I can't be around it. 708 00:42:43,391 --> 00:42:45,534 Oh, get off your high horse. Stop judging people. 709 00:42:45,601 --> 00:42:47,746 You take off the white wig and you stop judging me. 710 00:42:47,770 --> 00:42:50,038 I don't want to be around someone who's a nut job. 711 00:42:50,106 --> 00:42:52,793 - I need alone time with her. - You wanna hang out with Claire... 712 00:42:52,817 --> 00:42:55,502 the boyfriend and Sybil, by all means. I'm not going. 713 00:42:55,570 --> 00:42:57,965 I'll lay it out for you in chapter and verse: You're going. 714 00:42:57,989 --> 00:43:01,508 Let me break it down for you, I'll hold your hand like a small child: 715 00:43:01,576 --> 00:43:02,760 - I'm not going. - You are. 716 00:43:02,785 --> 00:43:05,139 - You can go if you want. - You're gonna be a team player. 717 00:43:05,163 --> 00:43:07,347 - No, I'm not. - He'd love you to come. 718 00:43:07,415 --> 00:43:11,017 - Yes. Yes! Baba ganoush! - Well... 719 00:43:11,085 --> 00:43:12,686 Baba ganou! 720 00:43:25,933 --> 00:43:29,703 Okay, okay. Home sweet home. 721 00:43:29,771 --> 00:43:32,372 Thank you, Sack. Thank you. 722 00:43:33,149 --> 00:43:35,125 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 723 00:43:35,193 --> 00:43:37,544 Come here, come here. 724 00:43:37,612 --> 00:43:41,381 Are you okay? I'm gonna need 100 percent of Jeremy and you're looking a little weird. 725 00:43:41,449 --> 00:43:45,135 She took me below deck for 45 minutes. I don't have any bodily fluids left in me. 726 00:43:45,203 --> 00:43:47,220 Gentlemen, everything okay? 727 00:43:47,288 --> 00:43:48,847 - Great. Yep. - Great? 728 00:43:48,915 --> 00:43:52,559 You know, we were thinking about a little game of touch football, you know? 729 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,479 - Yeah? - Cleary family tradition. 730 00:43:55,546 --> 00:43:57,022 A little pigskin, why not? 731 00:43:57,090 --> 00:43:59,107 - Great. - Don't forget to stretch, guys. 732 00:43:59,175 --> 00:44:01,234 We're gonna be on the field in 10. 733 00:44:01,427 --> 00:44:03,361 I'm open, I'm open! 734 00:44:06,349 --> 00:44:10,076 There you go. Nice, nice, nice. 735 00:44:10,144 --> 00:44:11,286 There you go. 736 00:44:31,082 --> 00:44:33,225 Clothes fit. 737 00:44:33,292 --> 00:44:36,645 I'm not even gonna say it, but you know I'm upset. 738 00:44:36,712 --> 00:44:39,689 I know you are. I think you look good. 739 00:44:40,466 --> 00:44:42,776 You know I don't look good. 740 00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,821 Hey, honey! I'm over here! 741 00:44:47,598 --> 00:44:49,576 Are you ready? Are you re...