The Jerk

Now, what do I win? 693 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:55,080 Uh, anything in this general area, right in here. 694 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,249 Anything below the stereo, 695 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,585 and on this side of the bicentennial glasses. 696 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:03,922 Anything between the ashtrays and the thimble. 697 00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,258 Anything in these three inches. 698 00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:08,010 Right in here, in this area, 699 00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:10,762 that includes the Chiclets but not the erasers. 700 00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:11,597 No, sir. 701 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:12,723 Come on, honey. 702 00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:14,392 He thought he had himself a rube. 703 00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:20,689 Frosty, I am just no good at this. 704 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:21,523 Oh, come on, Navin, 705 00:32:21,524 --> 00:32:22,357 you're doing fine. 706 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:24,776 No, I've already given away eight pencils, 707 00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:26,403 two hula dolls, and an ashtray, 708 00:32:26,404 --> 00:32:28,989 and I've only taken in $15. 709 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:31,700 Navin, you have taken in $15 710 00:32:31,701 --> 00:32:33,452 and given away 50 cents' 711 00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:35,078 worth of crap. 712 00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:37,582 Which gives us a net profit of $14.50. 713 00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:41,044 Ah! 714 00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:46,215 It's a profit deal. 715 00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,468 (chuckles) 716 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:50,970 That takes the pressure off. 717 00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:54,598 Get your weight guessed right here. 718 00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:55,849 Only $1. 719 00:32:55,850 --> 00:32:57,100 Actual live weight guessing. 720 00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:59,227 Take a chance and win some crap. 721 00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:01,146 Step right up. 722 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:03,273 [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 723 00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:08,237 I draw your attention now to the left side of our midway, 724 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:11,616 presenting the amazing Patty Bernstein 725 00:33:14,285 --> 00:33:18,998 doing her special ride through the Flaming Wall of Death. 726 00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:28,549 (people cheering) 727 00:33:29,592 --> 00:33:33,261 (crowd whistling) 728 00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:35,390 (revving) 729 00:33:43,314 --> 00:33:46,025 (crowd cheering) 730 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,951 (belching) 731 00:34:24,981 --> 00:34:27,024 Wanna guess my weight, greenie? 732 00:34:27,025 --> 00:34:28,233 I saw you last night. 733 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:29,735 You were great. 734 00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:31,069 Yeah, right. 735 00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:31,863 Turn around. 736 00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:33,739 What? 737 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,033 Turn around. 738 00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:39,203 Go like this. 739 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:45,083 You're okay. 740 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,669 Give me a bite of that corn dog. 741 00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:49,213 What about germs? 742 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:51,215 Put a rubber on it. 743 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:55,053 Get on. 744 00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:02,768 (revving) 745 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:03,810 [Frosty] Don't you wear him out. 746 00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:05,855 He's got to work tonight. 747 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,529 What a great place. 748 00:35:15,031 --> 00:35:17,240 (burping) 749 00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:19,201 You know, you can tell so much about a person 750 00:35:19,202 --> 00:35:20,744 from the way they live. 751 00:35:20,745 --> 00:35:22,079 Just looking around here, 752 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,083 I can tell you're a genuinely dirty person. 753 00:35:29,712 --> 00:35:30,838 What do I do with this? 754 00:35:34,634 --> 00:35:35,676 Oh, you keep it there. 755 00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:40,555 (sighing) 756 00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:41,682 Where's your garbage? 757 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:52,692 Do you know what I'd like to do? 758 00:35:52,693 --> 00:35:53,486 [Navin] What? 759 00:35:54,904 --> 00:35:56,571 Guess your weight. 760 00:35:56,572 --> 00:35:58,281 Hey, that would be interesting for me. 761 00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:00,659 No one has tried to guess my weight. 762 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:01,993 You see, I guess their weights. 763 00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:02,828 It'd be sort of a-- 764 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:03,621 Put your arms up. 765 00:36:06,457 --> 00:36:09,335 This will give me a whole different perspective on this. 766 00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:16,509 Hey, you're really trying to be accurate. 767 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:25,017 Is it getting hot in here? 768 00:36:25,935 --> 00:36:26,768 (gasping) 769 00:36:26,769 --> 00:36:28,270 Wait a minute! 770 00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:30,564 What's happening to my special purpose? 771 00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:31,773 What's your "special purpose"? 772 00:36:31,774 --> 00:36:32,983 Well, when I was a kid, 773 00:36:32,984 --> 00:36:35,235 my mom told me that was my special purpose 774 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:38,363 and someday I'd find out what that special purpose was. 775 00:36:38,