Much Ado About Nothing

00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,952 I cannot tell, I think not. 544 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:40,457 I will not be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster. 545 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:43,526 But I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster of me, 546 00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:45,462 he shall never make me such a fool. 547 00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:50,300 One woman is fair, yet I am well. 548 00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:52,602 Another is wise, yet I am well. 549 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:56,439 Another virtuous, yet I am well. 550 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:59,009 But till all graces be in one woman, 551 00:37:59,011 --> 00:38:01,011 one woman shall not come in my grace. 552 00:38:03,881 --> 00:38:07,317 Rich she shall be, that's certain. 553 00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:09,019 Wise, or I'll none. 554 00:38:09,021 --> 00:38:11,921 Virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her. 555 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:15,859 Fair, or I'll never look on her. Mild, or come not near me. 556 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:18,895 Noble, or not I for an angel. 557 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:21,998 Of good discourse, an excellent musician, 558 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,669 and her hair shall be of what color it please God. 559 00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:33,443 The prince and Monsieur Love. 560 00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:36,646 I will hide me in the arbor. 561 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,550 Come, shall we hear this music? 562 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:41,918 Yea, my good lord. 563 00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:57,033 Come hither, Leonato. 564 00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:59,536 What was it you told me of to-day, 565 00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:02,339 that your niece Beatrice was in love with Signior Benedick? 566 00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:03,873 I did never think that lady would have loved any man. 567 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,543 No, nor I neither, 568 00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:10,347 but most wonderful that she should so dote on Signior Benedick, 569 00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:13,783 whom she hath in all outward behaviors seemed ever to abhor. 570 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:17,821 Is't possible? Sits the wind in that corner? 571 00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:20,957 By my troth, my lord, I cannot tell what to think of it 572 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:24,961 but that she loves him with an enraged affection. 573 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:26,529 It is past the infinite of thought. 574 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:27,697 You amaze me. 575 00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:30,934 I would have thought her spirit was 576 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:34,471 invincible against all assaults of affection. 577 00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:37,040 I would have sworn it had, my lord, 578 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,042 especially against Benedick. 579 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,111 Hath she made her affection known to Benedick? 580 00:39:41,113 --> 00:39:44,914 No, and swears she never will, that is her torment. 581 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:48,752 'Tis true, indeed, so your daughter says, "Shall I" 582 00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:51,821 she says, "that so oft encountered him 583 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:55,759 with scorn, write to him that I love him?" 584 00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:58,561 O, she railed at herself, that she should be so immodest 585 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:01,498 to write to one that she knew would flout her. 586 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,000 "I measure him," says she, "by my own spirit, 587 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:06,136 "for I should flout him, if he writ to me. 588 00:40:06,138 --> 00:40:08,171 "Yea, though I love him, I should." 589 00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:11,408 Then down upon her knees she falls, 590 00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:14,010 weeps, sobs, beats her heart, 591 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:16,780 tears her hair, prays, curses, 592 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:19,883 "O, sweet, Benedick! God give me patience!" 593 00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:25,655 I would she had bestowed this dotage on me. 594 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:28,925 I would have daffed all other respects and made her half myself. 595 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:31,928 I pray you, tell Benedick of it, and hear what he will say. 596 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:34,464 Were it good, think you? 597 00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:37,600 Hero thinks surely she will die, 598 00:40:39,136 --> 00:40:42,172 for she says she will die if he love her not, 599 00:40:42,174 --> 00:40:44,140 and she will die, ere she make her love known, 600 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:46,209 and she will die if he woo her, 601 00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:50,079 rather than she will bate one breath of her accustomed crossness. 602 00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:51,815 She doth well. 603 00:40:51,817 --> 00:40:53,650 If she should make tender of her love 604 00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:55,852 'tis very possible he'll scorn it, 605 00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:59,622 for the man, as you know all, hath a contemptible spirit. 606 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,724 H