Modern Romance

561 00:33:21,776 --> 00:33:23,869 I should get new sheets. I don't have food here. 562 00:33:23,945 --> 00:33:25,844 I'm not prepared to get laid. 563 00:33:31,751 --> 00:33:32,945 Oh, no. 564 00:33:34,086 --> 00:33:35,178 Mary? 565 00:33:39,490 --> 00:33:40,752 Hello. 566 00:33:40,825 --> 00:33:42,086 <i>Hello, honey?</i> 567 00:33:42,158 --> 00:33:44,217 - Mom? Hi, I can't talk. <i>- I called you at work.</i> 568 00:33:44,294 --> 00:33:46,625 I'm running out. I'm exercising. May I call you back? 569 00:33:46,695 --> 00:33:47,684 <i>You're exercising.</i> 570 00:33:47,763 --> 00:33:50,993 I'm just through exercising, I'm running into the shower. May I call you back? 571 00:33:51,065 --> 00:33:52,692 <i>- Where are you going?</i> - I'm running in now. 572 00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:54,859 I just came in and I'm... I have to go out again. 573 00:33:54,935 --> 00:33:56,630 - Let me just call you later. <i>- Okay, all right.</i> 574 00:33:56,703 --> 00:33:58,829 <i>- Wait a minute. How's Mary?</i> - What? 575 00:33:58,905 --> 00:34:00,896 - I'm not going with Mary anymore. <i>- What?</i> 576 00:34:00,973 --> 00:34:02,600 Yes, we had a fight and we broke up 577 00:34:02,675 --> 00:34:04,539 - so let's not talk about her-- <i>- You broke up?</i> 578 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:07,668 - I don't want to hear her name. <i>- I thought you two were getting along well.</i> 579 00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:11,544 No, we're not getting along well, and please don't mention her name. Okay? 580 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:13,241 - I'm trying to forget her. <i>- Okay, okay.</i> 581 00:34:13,316 --> 00:34:15,545 - All right. <i>- Wait a minute. What did you fight about?</i> 582 00:34:15,617 --> 00:34:18,950 It's the same continual fight. We don't have enough in common. 583 00:34:19,021 --> 00:34:22,581 <i>Sweetheart, you know you have to work</i> <i>towards having things in common...</i> 584 00:34:22,657 --> 00:34:24,021 <i>no matter who it is.</i> 585 00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:25,990 <i>I'm just wondering how much you've tried.</i> 586 00:34:26,059 --> 00:34:29,391 What do you mean "how much I've tried"? I'm your son, side with me, will you? 587 00:34:29,461 --> 00:34:30,519 I've tried a lot. 588 00:34:30,596 --> 00:34:32,961 <i>Honey, I'm not siding with anybody.</i> 589 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:34,623 <i>I just want what's best for you.</i> 590 00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:37,258 All right, it's best I hang up now. So I'll call you later. 591 00:34:37,334 --> 00:34:38,426 <i>- Okay.</i> - Okay? 592 00:34:38,502 --> 00:34:39,628 <i>All right. But listen...</i> 593 00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,294 - Love you-- <i>- ...I'll be at the beauty shop.</i> 594 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:42,394 Good, I'll call you there. 595 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:44,496 <i>- If you feel like talking, call me.</i> - I know the number. 596 00:34:44,574 --> 00:34:46,905 - All right, bye-bye. <i>- Okay, dear, bye-bye.</i> 597 00:35:03,154 --> 00:35:04,451 <i>Fidelity Savings.</i> 598 00:35:04,522 --> 00:35:05,887 Mary Harvard, please. 599 00:35:05,957 --> 00:35:07,514 <i>One moment, please.</i> 600 00:35:10,726 --> 00:35:11,852 <i>Hello.</i> 601 00:35:13,128 --> 00:35:14,117 <i>Hello.</i> 602 00:35:16,264 --> 00:35:17,993 All right, that is fate. 603 00:35:18,266 --> 00:35:20,460 That's three times and no contact. 604 00:35:21,568 --> 00:35:25,003 What am I worried about? Why am I like this? I've got a life. 605 00:35:25,071 --> 00:35:28,039 I'm on my own now. Things are good. 606 00:35:29,107 --> 00:35:30,734 Things are good. 607 00:35:33,838 --> 00:35:36,499 Missing a real good dinner, Mary. 608 00:35:39,810 --> 00:35:41,936 <i>It could have been you</i> 609 00:36:15,036 --> 00:36:17,936 - What are you doing here? - Where'd you get that dress? 610 00:36:18,005 --> 00:36:20,132 I've had this dress. What are you doing here? 611 00:36:20,207 --> 00:36:22,072 You're going out on a date, aren't you? 612 00:36:22,575 --> 00:36:24,475 I think you should leave. This isn't fair. 613 00:36:24,543 --> 00:36:26,272 Now you promised me you wouldn't bother me. 614 00:36:26,345 --> 00:36:28,938 Wait, there's no fair or not fair here now. 615 00:36:29,147 --> 00:36:30,670 You have a date, right? 616 00:36:30,748 --> 00:36:32,215 Robert, I'm closing the door. 617 00:36:32,282 --> 00:36:33,271 Okay. 618 00:36:33,717 --> 00:36:35,013 All right, close it. 619 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,318 You have a good time tonight. 620 00:36:39,388 --> 00:36:42,221 I'll tell you something. I don't know where you get this strength. 621 00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:45,986 But I'm sure it's available. I'm sure it's in stores. I'll find it. 622 00:36:54,433 --> 00:36:56,627 How can she have a date so quickly? 623 00:36:56,968 --> 00:36:58,526 I can't believe it. 624 00:36:58,603 --> 00:37:00,797 I mean, my date was