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00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:52,825 Yeah, it did, yeah. 370 00:28:59,672 --> 00:29:01,806 I'm thinking about getting a new car, by the way. 371 00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:03,074 Really? Why? 372 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:08,747 Well, I just don't want you to think that I like driving something that's 10 years old. 373 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,582 A lot of people in LA don't have insurance, 374 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:13,818 so they don't care if they crash into you so... 375 00:29:13,819 --> 00:29:16,713 You don't have to impress me, Hudson. 376 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,418 I know. 377 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:26,988 - And I am looking at homes. - Hmm. 378 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,893 Let's go there. 379 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,783 - You okay? - Yeah. You? 380 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:46,142 Yeah. 381 00:30:06,772 --> 00:30:09,131 That's impressive. 382 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,045 I think you should give her $5. 383 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:15,745 - $5? - Yup. 384 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:22,045 - I only have a 20. - I'll pay you back. 385 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,367 You should wash your hands. 386 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:41,773 That's good. 387 00:30:41,774 --> 00:30:44,770 I'm gonna go get some hand sanitizers. 388 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,469 Okay. 389 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:21,679 Why do they have locks on stores that are open 24... 390 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,675 Do you steal a lot? 391 00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:28,185 - What stealing? - The pen. 392 00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:31,522 - No, I paid for that. - Don't lie. 393 00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:33,552 Fucking hate that. 394 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:36,385 Why do you do it? 395 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:42,492 - I don't know. - Yeah, you do. 396 00:31:48,974 --> 00:31:53,044 Well, maybe it gives me a 397 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:55,346 warped sense of control or some adrenaline or... 398 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,849 Because I got to tell you, Hudson, I can't date somebody who does that. 399 00:31:57,850 --> 00:32:01,853 - Well, it's only small stuff. - It doesn't matter. It's not right. 400 00:32:01,854 --> 00:32:03,712 - I know. - Do you? 401 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:11,062 Yes, and it will absolutely not happen again. 402 00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:14,264 You're just saying that to get off the hook. 403 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:38,246 You returned it? 404 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:41,423 Like it never happened. 405 00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:46,690 Thank you, Hudson. 406 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:52,365 No, thank you. Stealing is bad and I don't want to be bad. 407 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:05,014 You do you realize we haven't had sex yet. 408 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,917 Uh, yes, I am aware of that. 409 00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:18,729 Will you take me back to your place? 410 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,162 Mine? 411 00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:36,912 It's kind of like a ski lodge. 412 00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:41,711 Ha! It is very chalet-like. 413 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:49,690 - You rent this place? - I do pay a monthly fee. 414 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:54,065 - Whoa, what the fuck was that? - Oh, no, you're... 415 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:56,367 You're okay. There's just a family of squirrels. 416 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,568 Can I get you anything? 417 00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:01,372 What you got? 418 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,473 Um... 419 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:05,209 Well, I have pasta. I don't have any sauce. 420 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:08,411 But would you like me to make you some pasta? 421 00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:13,747 That's really sweet. We just ate so... 422 00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:18,623 How about some bottled water? 423 00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:20,091 Oh, okay, here's the deal with that. 424 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:22,293 I don't really keep bottled water in the house 425 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,861 'cause I believe that it's a scam. 426 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:28,633 See, tap water has to undergo much more stringent testing for bacteria. 427 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:30,265 Tap's good. 428 00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:45,172 Hudson, what are you looking for in a relationship? 429 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:52,557 Oh, well, just basically, somebody who can stand to be with me, I guess. 430 00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:54,621 - Here. - Thank you. 431 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,186 You? 432 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,192 Well, 433 00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:08,768 I want to know that if my limbs fall off, we'd still be together, no matter what. 434 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:15,580 And when he says my name, it sounds different in his mouth. 435 00:35:15,581 --> 00:35:18,179 You know, like it's safe there. 436 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:21,577 Or 437 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:28,416 I put on perfume and he puts on cologne, and we go out, and we can smell each other. 438 00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:34,031 You know, they make you smile when you're tired. 439 00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:37,026 That's a big one. 440 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:44,635 Or you tell them something 441 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:47,178 that you're scared to tell them 442 00:35:47,