Love & Sex

00:29:10,816 --> 00:29:13,751 - What? - Why are you smiling at me like that? 463 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:16,520 Because it's our one-year anniversary. You should be smiling too. 464 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:18,756 [ Sighs ] 465 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:22,126 - Well, I guess so. - Come here. 466 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:24,995 Come on! 467 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,997 No, come here. 468 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,099 Come on. Are you a grouchy little bunny? Yeah. 469 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,502 Yeah. [ Sighs ] 470 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:34,304 Well, I'm going to be taking you to someplace very special today. 471 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:37,441 Where? Well, it's a surprise. 472 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:40,077 Now, go fill me a tub, and I'll take you. 473 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:42,913 Now? In the middle of the day? I'm feeling very, very dirty. 474 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:46,116 I need a tub. Forget it. 475 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,952 It's our annivers-- Could you just fill me a tub? 476 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:51,321 Come on, you big grouch. Just go. 477 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:54,458 My God, it's like pulling teeth with you to get anything. 478 00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:00,230 - [ Meowing ] - Oh, my God! 479 00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:06,403 Are you insane? What are we going to do with all these kitties? 480 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,372 I don't know. We'll make stew, I figured. 481 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:11,375 [ Chuckles ] What are they doing in there? 482 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:13,443 What are they do-- They like you, obviously. 483 00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:15,445 This one's Louie, this one's Murray. 484 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:19,349 - This one's Steve and this one is Mordecai. - [ Purring ] 485 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:23,387 I got 'em from the Chinese restaurant. 486 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:26,590 [ High-Pitched Voice ] Hi, Mommy. Hello. 487 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:29,560 Aren't I cute? Hi! 488 00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:32,162 You're my new mommy now. 489 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:35,199 [ Normal Voice ] Bet the other 13 guys you slept with didn't get you a litter... 490 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,201 of cute little kitties like this, did they? 491 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:38,368 I'm pregnant. 492 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,173 You're-- Really? 493 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:46,210 I took the little stick test this morning, and it turned pink. 494 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:50,180 Pink? Is it-- Isn't it supposed to be like a plus sign? 495 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:54,251 Believe it or not, Adam, I know how to pee on a stick and read directions. 496 00:30:57,989 --> 00:31:01,291 - I thought we were being safe. - Yeah, I guess not safe enough. 497 00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,296 God, we hardly know each other. 498 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:09,199 Oh, we know each other. 499 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,236 I don't know if I'm ready to be a mother, Adam. I'm too confused. 500 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:15,305 Too immature. Too messy. 501 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:19,476 Well, what about abortion? Did you ever think about that... 502 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:21,411 possibility? 503 00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:27,184 [ Weeping ] I-- I just-- 504 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:29,186 I never thought this would happen to me. 505 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:32,322 - <i>I don't know what to do.</i> <i>- Okay, baby. Here. Come here.</i> 506 00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:34,324 Shh, shh. Don't worry, okay? 507 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:37,227 A lot of people would think this is the world's greatest anniversary present. 508 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:41,064 Really? What do you think? 509 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:44,101 I tell you what I think. I think that our baby would be... 510 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:48,171 the cutest little thing that ever walked around in poo-poo pants. 511 00:31:48,173 --> 00:31:51,108 [ Chuckles ] You wouldn't be scared? 512 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:55,245 Of what? Of doing the most natural thing in the world? 513 00:31:55,247 --> 00:32:00,183 Of bringing a gorgeous little brilliant little genius into the world? No. 514 00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:02,219 No, I won't be scared at all. 515 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:05,289 What if it wasn't a gorgeous genius? What if it was an ugly little troll? 516 00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,692 Well, I guess we just have to pray to God... 517 00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:11,395 that the baby takes after me. 518 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:14,031 [ Chuckling ] 519 00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:17,167 We could name it Ned, right? After my grandfather? 520 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,469 What if it's a little girl? "Ned-ina," we'd call it. 521 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,405 [ Sniffing ] Now this one needs to be changed. 522 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:24,174 I want you to practice and show me what a good mama you're going to be. 523