An offbeat romantic comedy about a silver-painted street performer and the soft spoken zoo worker who falls for him.
The Giant Mechanical Man is a Comedy, Drama, Romance film released in 2012.
4 subtitle releases available in English. 3 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
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Uh, yup. Yup, I've cleaned up a lot of those.
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Hopefully it's just temporary,
until I figure out my life.
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I get it.
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- It's depressing, right?
- What do you mean?
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I mean, human beings evolved over billions of years...
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out of the swamp, we stood up...
made fire, built shelter, invented the wheel.
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For what? So you can stand in a funny hat
and sell grape juice gorillas?
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Kinda tryin' not to think about it like that.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't worry, you're not the only one whose
trying to figure out their life.
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- "How to have Winning..."
- "Winning Conversations".
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Winning Conversations? Okay...
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- Are we having one right now?
- {laughs} My sister gave it to me.
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- Any good?
- I don't know.
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- I guess, I'm having dinner with the author, so
I figured I should, you know, read it.
- Right.
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Alright, well. Got to get back to the grind.
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- I'll see you later, Janice.
- See you later.
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Watch out for the polar bear.
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Hi. What's in the gorillas?
Some kind of sugar drink?
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- It's grape juice.
- Oh! You want a grape juice, honey?
- I want two grape juice.
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- No, just one, how much are they?
- Six dollars.
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Wow. Alright, just one.
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Thanks.
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Ok, hold on.
You said this was grape juice, lady. It isn't a grape juice.
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- It isn't?
- No, it's grape drink, I want my money back.
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- Can I have it, daddy?
- No, you can't, honey.
- But I want it!
- Too much sugar, I'm sorry.
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- Gosh! Indian giver!
- Whoa! Where did you hear that?
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- Thanks a lot, lady.
- I'm.. I'm.. I'm sorry.
- Ah-ah-ah-ah I'm sorry...
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You need to get a life.
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What are you doing in here, Janice? I'm really busy,
I'm trying to set up a catering gig downtown.
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- Well I could do that, George.
- No, damn it, now. Come on, don't do this, Janice.
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Don't make me feel guilty.
I told you this is not the job for you.
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- Please, George, I need to pay my rent.
- We all need to pay our rent, Janice.
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- We're just.... What is the matter with you?
- Nothing.
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- Why're you doing that thing with your mouth?
- Nothing, George. I just need to pay my rent.
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- What the hell, your teeth, Janice. They're falling out of your mouth!
- I don't know what's happening to me, George.
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Your teeth fall out of your face!
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Morning, Janice.
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You missed a spot.
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- What?
- You missed a spot.
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- I did? Where?
- Oh no, I was just joking.
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Huh? What'd I miss?
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Oh, no, no. I was just joking. I was just making a joke.
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Oh oh oh, I missed a spot.
Yeah, yeah. That's funny.
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- I don't know, maybe it's not.
- No, no, it's hysterical, it's really funny.
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- He just poked the monkey!
- What?
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That guy.
How would he like it if someone did that to him?
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- I'm gonna find out. Come on. Hey! Hey!
- What?
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- Don't poke the monkey, man.
- Hey, chill out, I'm not hurting him.
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- I saw what you did, you poked him.
- I did not poke the monkey. Nice hat.
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- Yes, you did. How would you like it if someone poked you?
- Do you wanna poke me?
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- No, no, but I'm gonna poke you, you asshole.
- Yeah, bet you'd like that.
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- There, how you like it? Huh? You like that?
- Go Janice!
- You like being poked at?
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Like that!
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