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600 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,379 I Googled him. Yeah. 601 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,757 And I get it. 602 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,508 Right now, we're supporting 603 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:11,137 the transition that he's going through. 604 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:11,971 Yes. That's... 605 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:15,725 Yes. 606 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,560 Funny story, I once took care of a woman 607 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,228 and had to pretend I was her husband. 608 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:22,315 And her husband was alive and in the room quite a bit. 609 00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:25,318 So you can imagine. 610 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:27,946 I can't at all. No. 611 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,958 Yeah. Doorbell camera. 612 00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:50,843 Oh. 613 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,314 Cyn? Coming up? 614 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:48,484 -You're missing John Oliver. -I'll be right up. 615 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,737 So you're a night shift guy. 616 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,905 I had to do that for a year when I was a resident. 617 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:54,866 -You like it? -I do. 618 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:56,993 Sometimes I go two, three days 619 00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,286 without talking to another human. 620 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,287 That's special. 621 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:00,830 Hmm. 622 00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:02,665 I never had that luxury in the E.R. 623 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,459 When someone walks in with a knife in their neck, 624 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,502 you pretty much have to have a conversation. 625 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,296 Oh, one sided, I'm guessing. 626 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,882 Cynthia, what's taking so long? 627 00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:12,633 I'm making tea. 628 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,055 I'll have a cup too. 629 00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:24,520 ♪ The wind It's cold and absurd ♪ 630 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:29,692 ♪ But, man, you gave her Your word ♪ 631 00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:34,322 ♪ And meanwhile The house is empty ♪ 632 00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:37,617 Wow. What a talent. 633 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:40,119 Yeah, she blew the roof off that place. 634 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:43,623 But they gave first prize to some dipshit baton twirler. 635 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,625 -I'm still pissed. -No, seriously, Stan. 636 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,628 -She's unique. So gorgeous. -Like her mom. 637 00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:51,005 Luckily, I didn't pollute the gene pool too much. 638 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,799 She want to sing professionally? 639 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,926 Yeah, but nothing yet. 640 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:57,845 Blames the world. Mostly me. 641 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,847 I'm around a lot of young people at work. 642 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,308 -They can be touchy. -Thank you. 643 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:04,477 They think all standard bullshit in life 644 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,771 is an insult to them personally. 645 00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:08,981 My parents accepted no finger pointing. 646 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:11,067 If I failed at something, it was on me. 647 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,527 Luckily, I never did. 648 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,153 Well, I failed all the time 649 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,030 and I didn't get to point shit. 650 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,990 Life's tough, kids. Suck it up. 651 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:21,119 Geez, I'm glad no one else is reading this. 652 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:24,872 A mob of 20 somethings would be pounding down our door. 653 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,167 Waving torches and demanding to charge their cell phones. 654 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,011 So you said Sammi blames you? 655 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,972 For what, if I may ask? 656 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:46,018 Shit. 657 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:50,148 Oh, God. 658 00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:54,569 -Give me some bubbles. -Cynthia. 659 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,738 Uh, right up. 660 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:08,666 Oh. 661 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,350 Lorna Doone with my tea, please. 662 00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:32,148 Sorry. 663 00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:37,028 I'm sorry, we can't take Canadian money. 664 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,239 Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 665 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,158 Order something. 666 00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:47,246 Yeah. Give me a half-caf Grande venti coffiato. 667 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,625 So I showed your tape to this lady last night. 668 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:53,336 Really cool, educated lady. She was blown away. 669 00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:56,631 -Was she an agent? A booker? -Urologist. 670 00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:58,132 But her reaction got me jazzed 671 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,759 so I started asking around at work, 672 00:36:59,842 --> 00:37:01,427 an