The F**k-It List

this conversation happened. 521 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:17,120 And I am willing to think about ways to help Brett. 522 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,622 -Oh. Thank you. -But... 523 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:20,832 I do not... 524 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,461 want to have sex with your wife. 525 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,421 Do you understand? 526 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:31,885 -Yes? -Am I making myself clear? 527 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,887 Yeah. Yes. 528 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,562 -Jesus, Jeffrey, stop! Just stop. -Thank you. 529 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:43,730 -Stop. -Thank you. 530 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:45,315 [cellphone vibrates] 531 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,946 [cellphone keypad clicking] 532 00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:57,661 [chuckles] 533 00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:01,081 [cellphone keypad clicking] 534 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:17,180 ["Be Good To Me" by Milo Greene playing] 535 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:25,272 -Where are we going? -North. 536 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:31,653 -Yeah, I can see that. Thanks. -Anytime. 537 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:41,079 ♪ See you lying on the floor And I lay next to you ♪ 538 00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,332 -♪ Put your head on me ♪ -[sighs] 539 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:48,041 -This is his place. 540 00:34:48,137 --> 00:34:49,295 -♪ So be good to me ♪ 541 00:34:49,511 --> 00:34:50,378 -Whose? 542 00:34:50,486 --> 00:34:51,423 -♪ Be good to me ♪ 543 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:53,425 My mom's boyfriend, Steve. 544 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,802 ♪ 'Cause I give everything ♪ 545 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:57,596 They've been together eight years. 546 00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,348 They like to drink until they pass out. 547 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:03,435 Usually, she goes first and then he comes looking for me. 548 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,776 Has he ever... 549 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:13,612 No, no. 550 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,448 No, he's easy to put down when he's drunk. 551 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:17,782 Does your mom know? 552 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:22,370 She told me to shut up and stop provoking him. 553 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:24,789 And I was 11. 554 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,920 -Shit, Kayla. -Yeah. 555 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,090 Do you wanna... 556 00:35:35,318 --> 00:35:37,068 confront him or something? I mean, we can record it 557 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:38,995 -and take it to the police. -Nope. 558 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,264 [music playing] 559 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,641 What are you doing? 560 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,561 I wanna do what I've always been too afraid to do. 561 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,731 Before your post, I never had the guts. 562 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,285 This is his favorite thing in the world. He spent like, six years on it. 563 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,333 You sure about this? 564 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,796 Brett, I was 11. 565 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:20,970 Yeah, do it. 566 00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:24,099 Do it. 567 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,124 Kayla! Kayla, let's go. 568 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,522 [Steve] You bitch! 569 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:20,363 -[Kayla] That felt so good! [screams] -[screams] 570 00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,326 You're right. I've never felt this free. 571 00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:28,830 Thank you. 572 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,750 You're welcome. 573 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:39,299 That was pretty bad-ass. Pretty bad-ass. 574 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,135 Yeah, it was. 575 00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,488 -So, what else is on your list? -No, intimate knowledge. 576 00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:03,948 Thought that was something we'd agree we have to wait and see about. 577 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,367 What? Accessory to auto-assault doesn't come with that? 578 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,995 Okay, yeah. Probably, it does. Okay. 579 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:13,750 Okay, let's see. My deep dark secret list of things 580 00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:16,085 I've always wanted to do but I've always been afraid to do. 581 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:21,424 -I've always wanted to learn Italian. -Ooh. Scandalous. 582 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,551 No wonder it's a secret. 583 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:27,514 -See the South Pacific. -I'm down. 584 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:31,684 -Still pretty tame though. -Go to space. 585 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:35,522 -Like an astronaut. -Yeah. Yeah, like an astronaut. 586 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:38,274 That might include zero gravity sex. 587 00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:40,109 I don't know, it might be kind of overrated. 588 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:44,113 -Really? -Maybe zero-G while speaking Italian. 589 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,406 That'll be pretty cool. 590 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,619 I don't know. Fall in love is kind of a big one. 591 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:55,792 -You are messing with me. -No. Who w