The Slammin' Salmon

00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:39,648 Something's stuck. 689 00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:43,986 Jesus Christ, there was a diamond ring in that brownie. 690 00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:46,155 It was in the send back area. It was up for grabs. 691 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,075 - You said it was a send back. - I said I want my tickle friend back. 692 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,243 What the fuck is a tickle friend? 693 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,329 (gagging) 694 00:31:53,496 --> 00:31:55,664 Cough it up. 695 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:57,208 - Whoo! - Connor: Come on! 696 00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:59,293 I'm not choking. I swallowed it. 697 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:02,129 - Get it out. - (grunting) 698 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,813 (laughs nervously) 699 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,232 Nuts: Clam chowder for the gentleman. 700 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,943 One, two, three. 701 00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:28,572 The salmon and haricots verts for the lady. 702 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:31,992 One, two, three. 703 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,036 Soup spoon. 704 00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:36,705 One, two, three. 705 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:40,292 Is there anything else I can get you this evening? 706 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,586 I think we're fine for now. 707 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,255 Thank you. 708 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:46,882 (quietly) One, two, three. 709 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:50,886 Uh, enjoy your wine. 710 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,597 (beeping) 711 00:32:53,764 --> 00:32:56,392 Oh! 712 00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:59,812 Dude, it's heading down to Funkytown. 713 00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:01,480 I can't feel it anymore. 714 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,274 - What is that thing? - It's a stud finder. 715 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,818 Stud finder? Sounds like a gay dating service. 716 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:07,361 Heyoo! 717 00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:09,071 Can we just get the ring, please? 718 00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:11,157 - Tara. - What? 719 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,909 We need medical help. Rich just swallowed a really important diamond ring. 720 00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:16,453 Um, is it still in the esophagus? 721 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,247 (beeping) 722 00:33:18,414 --> 00:33:20,207 Okay, well, it's too deep to expunge by vomiting. 723 00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:22,251 It could tear the esophageal tissue on its way up. 724 00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:23,669 After all, it is a diamond. 725 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:25,379 Hardest substance known to man! 726 00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:29,341 Look, my advice... you have to pass it anally. 727 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:32,136 - Oh, shit. - Hope it doesn't turn into coal. 728 00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:34,180 Dude, you better pray it doesn't fork off into your dick. 729 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:35,890 Ouch. 730 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:37,516 Nuts, what was with that counting thing at the table? 731 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,602 Counting? 732 00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:41,061 Did you take your meds today? 733 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:43,772 Meds? Yeah, 3:30. Took 'em before I came here. 734 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:46,442 Next one is at 8:30. 735 00:33:46,609 --> 00:33:47,818 Right now. 736 00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:50,362 Wait, did you account for daylight savings? 737 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,032 Daylight savings. No. No. 738 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:55,117 Well, that means that your body actually thinks it's 9:30. 739 00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:56,869 You were supposed to take your meds an hour ago. 740 00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:59,747 Uh-oh. Not good. (chuckles) 741 00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:02,458 Okay, look, why don't you take them and I'll watch your section? 742 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,043 Yeah. 743 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,128 Probably all those cock rings jangling around in there. 744 00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:07,588 Nuts, Nuts, Nuts, where are you going? 745 00:34:07,755 --> 00:34:10,174 I've got to get something out of the coat room. Just take a second. 746 00:34:10,341 --> 00:34:13,302 Can you watch these guy's tables? I got a diamond ring in me, man. 747 00:34:14,595 --> 00:34:16,931 That's all right. I'll get it later. 748 00:34:30,611 --> 00:34:32,655 - Was he just skipping? - What? 749 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:35,241 - Was he just skipping? - Pig in a poke. 750 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,784 Let's get back to work. 751 00:34:36,951 --> 00:34:39,578 I think I got a pretty good bead on a lunch box. 752 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,548 What's up, buddy? 753 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:54,635 Okay, there's been a bit of a snag. 754 00:34:54,802 --> 00:34:55,970 Okay, what? 755 00:34:56,136 --> 00:34:57,930 Someone ate your engagement ring. 756 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,351 You're fucking with me. That's good. 757 00:35:02,518 --> 00:35:04,603 No. I put the ring in the brownie 758 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,897 and