Madea's Big Happy Family

I'm not fittin' to get into that. No. 746 00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,279 Help me. 747 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:24,617 Abort, abort. Evacuate. Abort, evacuate. 748 00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,368 - What? - Mabel, she needs your help, honey. 749 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:29,622 Can't nobody bring a family together like you can. 750 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:33,083 And can't nobody eat a steak like you can. 751 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:37,546 And can't nobody do me like Jesus. Help me. Help me. 752 00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:41,717 Help me. Help me, please. Somebody. Somebody, anybody... 753 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,636 - Joe, what's wrong with you? - Somebody help me. 754 00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:45,638 What is wrong with you, fool? 755 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:46,805 Y'all don't hear that? 756 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,474 - Hear what? - Hear what? 757 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,269 That's the floor. It's talking. Listen. 758 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,939 Help me. 759 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:59,234 It's saying that 'cause it got all y'all big asses standing on that floor. 760 00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,490 - That's them. - Joe. 761 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,326 It's the truth. Them floor joints is screaming... 762 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:12,289 - They're screaming like... - Shut the hell up, Joe, shut up. 763 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:13,874 Don't shake like that, Mabel. 764 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,669 Hell, all that cellulite, and look like you got hail damage 765 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,921 all over your legs when you shake. Don't do that. 766 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:21,256 These stretch marks is a road map to heaven. 767 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:25,219 You follow this GPS, it's gonna take you somewhere you ain't never been before. 768 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,556 Your stretch marks about to make me... I got to throw up. 769 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,726 You about to throw up that cancer in your back. 770 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,353 Get it all out, get it all out, let him use you. 771 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:37,648 Mabel, please. Please help Shirley. 772 00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,067 Does Shirley know you're over here? 773 00:38:40,694 --> 00:38:42,611 Well, she'll be fine with it. 774 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,113 She'll be fine with it. 775 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,032 Give me all their addresses and I will go by there and try to help them. 776 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:48,909 Thank you. Yes! 777 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,037 - You ain't gonna hold me... - Just shut the hell up! 778 00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:53,414 What the hell's wrong with you, Brown? 779 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,916 Talking about somebody... Don't nobody wanna hold you here. 780 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:57,918 Your mama didn't even wanna hold you when you was born. 781 00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,087 I don't know what the hell you always got something. 782 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,047 You working on my damn nerves. 783 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,133 Heller? 784 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,553 Hold on. Joe, your bookie on the phone. 785 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:11,223 I'll be damned if I come up in there on that floor. 786 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,142 That floor getting ready to cave in. 787 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:17,062 The termites are saying, "Evacuate, run. Everybody, man your battle stations. 788 00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:19,106 "Get out, get out. It's..." 789 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,067 Come get the phone. 790 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,696 Whoever that is, they're gonna have to call me back, 'cause I ain't stupid. 791 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,115 If I walk up in there, that floor is gonna just go. 792 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,617 'Cause I'm the feather that will break the camel's back, 793 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:31,910 'cause y'all killing that camel. 794 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,663 All them joints is about to snap. 795 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,708 The termites getting ready to run from out of here, they're saying, 796 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,210 "Evacuate! Abort! Abort!" 797 00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,839 The termites screaming, "Abort, abort! 798 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,592 "Because these fat asses are gonna fall through the roof." 799 00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:48,969 - What? - Shut up, fool. Shut up. 800 00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:50,929 Shut up. 801 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,976 How's it looking, Doctor? 802 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:00,647 I'm sorry. 803 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,192 No need to be sorry. 804 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,110 Is there anything I can do? 805 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,072 How long do I have? 806 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,158 Four, maybe six weeks. 807 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:14,161 And if we continue with the chemo, maybe longer. 808 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:19,458 Well, thank God for the days I have had. 809 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,879 You're the most amazing patient I've ever had, Ms. Shirley. 810 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:27,591 Always smiling. Always seeing the bright side. 811 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:31,