Tyler Perry's A Madea Homecoming

00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,105 Say one more damn thing. 864 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:29,108 No, baby. I worked at a club called The Field. It was for strippers. 865 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,027 Right. Sure was. 866 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:32,695 Back in the day. I didn't make it rain, 867 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,864 but I sure made it drizzle. I could get that change. 868 00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:37,450 They didn't throw no dollars. They'd throw the rolled-up nickels 869 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:41,037 and hit me with them quarters and stuff. It hurt, but I got that money. 870 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,455 -I paid my bills. -[Brown] Yes. 871 00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:45,291 Madea, now you want to come to this place and have a nice dinner, 872 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:47,668 and you gonna sit at the table and talk about strippin'. 873 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,796 -Hos got to eat too. -[Cora] What? 874 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:53,549 This Red Lobster full of hos. You don't believe me? I'mma tell you. 875 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,760 ♪ Broke boy don't deserve no coochie ♪ 876 00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:58,346 [crowd] I know that's right! [cheering] 877 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,349 Full of hos. Full of hos. Whole damn place. 878 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:04,393 Did you hear all them hos? That's a hollaback. Cardi B, baby. 879 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:07,438 We're at this nice restaurant now. Don't do that, Madea. 880 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,273 It's okay. Mummy's no spring chicken. 881 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,484 Oh no. I've been around the block before. 882 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:12,652 [Brown] You was a doorknob? 883 00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:14,070 On a bike with no saddle. 884 00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:15,029 [Brown] Get out! 885 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,365 Hoo! That ain't a spring chicken. That's an old crow. 886 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:19,158 [laughs] 887 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,119 [caws] 888 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,412 [laughs] 889 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:24,831 Yes, Joe. 890 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,040 [Joe chuckles] 891 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,586 I don't know what all y'all lookin' at. I'mma represent. 892 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:33,506 If I gotta come up here and sit down here at this table 893 00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:37,426 with a copper and with somebody using the n-word, nigga, 894 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:41,472 then I'mma come up here and represent all the Black Lives Matter. 895 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:44,851 We all gonna protest. We all gonna burn our shit down. 896 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:45,768 Really? 897 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:48,646 Well, you might wanna get real full. You know what's about to happen? 898 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:52,984 You about to lose your job. 899 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:56,445 You about to lose your job. 900 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,865 ♪ You about to, you about to You about to, remix ♪ 901 00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:02,243 -Here we go, Uncle Joe. -♪ You about to lose your job ♪ 902 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,995 -You with him too? -I like that, Joe. 903 00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:07,206 Defund this shit. Get rid of the police. 904 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,750 The same way that we're saying "defund the police," 905 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,794 there are criminals saying the same thing. 906 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:15,339 That's why crime has gotten so much worse. Think about it. 907 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:18,092 I don't know the answers, but somebody needs to have some conversation 908 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,677 'cause you'll never figure nothing out 909 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,180 as long as everybody screamin' and yellin' at each other. 910 00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,390 My tax dollar, my tax dollar-- 911 00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:28,102 Joe, let me ask you something, babe. When's the last time you paid a tax? 912 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,562 You don't pay no damn tax. 913 00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:31,063 Can we just let this go, please? 914 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,649 Well, uh, do you want there to be lawlessness then? 915 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,776 Hey, babe, you think that scare me? 916 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:39,697 Bring it. Look, I know lawlessness. I spent my whole life in lawlessness. 917 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,908 -Look who I live with. That's my sister. -[Brown] Yes. 918 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:44,869 -Braless and lawless. Yep. -[Brown] Lawless and braless. 919 00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:47,163 Them titties ain't never been captivated. 920 00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:49,624 They been running free all the time. 921 00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:52,919 You want me to feel sorry for y'all? No, I ain't finna feel sorry for y'all. 922 00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:57,423 Well, now you're doing the very thing that you don't want us to do. 923 00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:00,301 You don't want them to j...