Death at a Funeral

Hey! Hey! 584 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,435 The body! 585 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,958 - Cynthia! Cynthia! - Mama. 586 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,391 No, I'm gonna help, I got to help him. 587 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,750 - No, no! - Wait a minute! Wait! 588 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,438 He's gonna die! 589 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,278 Aaron, you the oldest. Go see what the fuck is going on. 590 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,355 Okay, I will. 591 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,709 Hey! 592 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,595 Jeff. 593 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,073 I'm not all the way comfortable with this. 594 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,758 Come on! 595 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,279 I'm too old for this shit. 596 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,395 - When is this funeral gonna happen? - It's gonna happen later, honey. 597 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,353 - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! - I just... 598 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,833 - Oh, my God. - Hey! 599 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,871 - What the fuck was that? - Aaron. 600 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,991 - No, no. - Aaron, I'm so sorry. 601 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,111 - You need to understand that this is... - You sorry? You sorry? 602 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,437 My father's sprawled out on the floor like fucking Screamin' Jay Hawkins, 603 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,471 - but it's okay, because you're sorry! - I'm so... 604 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,999 - The coffin was moving. I... - Is he talking to me? 605 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,394 - Talking to me? - Oscar. Oscar, honey, shut up. 606 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,589 - You talking to me? - Please, for a second. 607 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,792 No, he's not talking to you. Listen to me, Aaron. Go back inside. 608 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,353 Aaron, no. I will explain later. 609 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,835 Yeah, yeah, can make it up to me at my father's next funeral! 610 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,029 - Baby. - No, no, no, no, no. 611 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,752 I will not have sex with you right now! 612 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,474 - I wasn't going to ask you that. - I'm sorry, what were you gonna ask me? 613 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,874 - Is everything okay? - No. 614 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:18,989 - You just... - No. 615 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,917 - Michelle, I'm sorry. - No, it's okay. 616 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,076 - I'm gonna kill him. I'll kill him. - It's okay. 617 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,918 You fucking moron! 618 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,713 - Dad, Dad! Leave it alone, please, please! - Leave it alone? 619 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,513 I can't believe you brought this maniac. I never want to see him again. 620 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,279 This isn't what Oscar's normally like, you know that. 621 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,958 He just took some medication and he's... 622 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,672 - Medication? - I gave him a Valium 623 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,917 - and he's having a very bad reaction to it. - Valium? That is not a Valium high. 624 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,316 Your mother was on Valium for 40 years and she never knocked over a coffin. 625 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,351 - Dad, stop it. - This is not over. 626 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,438 You're gonna pay for that, I promise you! 627 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,350 - Thanks, Jeff. - No problem, cuz. 628 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,394 People, allow me to extend my apologies. 629 00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,193 But everything is now being put back into its proper place, 630 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,231 so, please, enjoy the refreshments. 631 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,555 The catfish nuggets are to die for. 632 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,033 We'll let you know when we're ready to continue. 633 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,993 Let's just burn him and get it over with. 634 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,353 - I'm gonna go have a smoke. - All right. 635 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,398 Hey. That must have been horrible for you. 636 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,679 Maybe we should go outside, get some air? 637 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,110 Hey, bigshot. I read your last book there. 638 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,629 <i>- Black Hurt.</i> - That's cool. Thanks, Uncle Russ. 639 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,070 I'm not giving you a compliment, you arrogant bastard. 640 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,829 What a load of bullshit. I wouldn't wipe my ass with it. 641 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,389 - Hey, Aaron. Yo, you all right, man? - I'm holding up. 642 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,794 Yeah. That was heavy-duty, 643 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,195 the way your father fell out his coffin like a dead fish. 644 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:47,108 He was like... I was like, "Damn!" Man. 645 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,713 Not now, Norman. 646 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,273