Mistress America

651 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,979 I don't say that to be mean, that's the way it should be. 652 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:17,190 You're the same. Malevolent. 653 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,358 You were bitter. 654 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,651 That's probably why it hurt so much. 655 00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:20,819 Because it was true. 656 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,530 I wish all bad things on you. 657 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:25,532 I don't on you because I don't care. 658 00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:30,036 And neither should you! 659 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,711 That was so dramatic! What a drama queen. 660 00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,381 I can't believe she lives in fucking Tenafly. 661 00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,715 What is she, rich now? 662 00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:44,926 How dare she talk to me that way and be rich? 663 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,095 In junior high, this girl Tara Podwoski 664 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:48,888 used to pull my hair and call me a cunt hunter. 665 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:51,891 I didn't do what that girl said. I just wasn't brought up that way. 666 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:54,602 I should call Abe and see if he remembers. 667 00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:56,062 -Maybe do it later? -Yeah. 668 00:30:56,563 --> 00:31:00,233 I was so popular in high school, but I didn't even try. 669 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,778 People just wanted to be friends with me. I didn't care about that stuff. 670 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:07,532 When someone told me I was popular, I was like, "Really? Weird." 671 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,867 That's why you were popular. 672 00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:10,910 Popular kids never care. I cared too much. 673 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,871 Like if you want to know all the popular kids' business, 674 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,205 ask an unpopular kid. 675 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:15,540 They're the ones who know everything, 676 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,542 'cause they're the ones who really pay attention. 677 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,336 I'm gonna shorten that, punch it up, and turn it into a tweet. 678 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,462 (vomits) 679 00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:24,883 Oh, no! Did I feed you too much liquor? 680 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:27,093 It's okay. I'll be okay. 681 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:28,761 Let's get you a cab. 682 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,930 Would it be okay if I slept over again? 683 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:35,894 I'm pretty sure college is supposed to be more fun than I'm having. 684 00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:36,936 Damn it. 685 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,771 -I'm kind of attractive. -Ugh. 686 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:41,774 I might be up for another drink. Is that crazy? 687 00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:43,776 -God damn it! -What? 688 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:45,236 Fuck me! 689 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,571 What's happening? 690 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,781 I fucking don't believe this shit! 691 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:51,117 Motherfucking shit! 692 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:52,285 (screams) 693 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,913 The goddamn locks are changed! 694 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:04,130 Hey, Kareem, can we use your fire escape? 695 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:05,798 Yep. 696 00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:14,307 Shit! I thought I left this window open! 697 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,100 I might have closed it. 698 00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:17,810 Why? 699 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,480 I didn't want you to get robbed. 700 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:23,650 I can't believe you fucking changed my locks! 701 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:27,487 Stavros saw a picture of her kissing a musician. 702 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:30,281 Stavros is her boyfriend. 703 00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:36,329 He told the super that Brooke was living in a commercial space. 704 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,498 Is your place zoned commercial? 705 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:39,666 Yeah. 706 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,709 I hope he doesn't rat on you. 707 00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:42,835 (door opens) 708 00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:48,216 He's pulling out of the restaurant. 709 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,136 I hope Stavros doesn't rat out Kareem. 710 00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,013 My partners are gonna bail. 711 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,515 They were only in because Stavros was in. 712 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,517 They can go after my savings, everything. 713 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:58,768 Oh, God. 714 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,853 Rich people will take any excuse not to spend money. 715 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,438 You can just see it in their eyes. 716 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:03,898 They don't really want to share life with you. 717 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,401 Rich people always give out bad Halloween candy. 718 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:09,570 The contractors need another $20,000 by Monday. 719 00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:12,198 And the key