Delivery Man

00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,464 Okay. 510 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,716 Well... 511 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:14,470 In my life, I have a tendency 512 00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:19,975 to make very, very, very bad decisions. 513 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:25,898 Tell me that I haven't just made another wrong decision. 514 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,317 You haven't. 515 00:34:30,778 --> 00:34:31,820 Thanks. 516 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,702 Oh, man. 517 00:35:44,101 --> 00:35:45,102 Yes. 518 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,272 Yes! 519 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:53,110 Thank you, thank you. Yes! 520 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,451 <i>Wonderful</i> 521 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:05,330 <i>Glorious</i> 522 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:09,626 <i>The sum of all your experiences</i> 523 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:13,213 <i>A living breathing result of the fight</i> 524 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:17,801 <i>And every night you spent shrouded in darkness</i> 525 00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:22,180 <i>Has led you to this moment in the light It's all right</i> 526 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,183 <i>Wonderful</i> 527 00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:29,146 <i>Glorious</i> 528 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,275 I've never even tried that. 529 00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:35,277 When you do it, it's different than regular Pilates? 530 00:36:35,444 --> 00:36:37,696 That is why notable notorious Americans, 531 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,824 such as Roger Morris, George Washington, 532 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:43,285 Eliza Jumel and Aaron Burr... 533 00:36:49,826 --> 00:36:51,226 I'm a writer, too. I like to write. 534 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,451 - That's awesome. - Yeah, yeah. 535 00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:59,676 - You hold me still. - Taxi! 536 00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:04,306 All right. 537 00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,475 Yeah. 538 00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:12,981 Grab my hand. 539 00:37:13,065 --> 00:37:15,943 - Just watch me dance. - Okay. 540 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:23,825 Here, just take it. 541 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:25,535 Okay, thanks! 542 00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:32,626 How about hitting this guy up? 543 00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:36,546 Yeah! Do you feel that? 544 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:39,049 Have all called the Morris-Jumel Mansion "home." 545 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,593 - Nice! - Thank you. 546 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,512 - Exciting. - Thank you. 547 00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:46,598 It's all right. 548 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:48,517 No, no. Okay. 549 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,019 Okay, Okay! 550 00:37:57,401 --> 00:38:01,029 <i>My love is beautiful It's here for the taking</i> 551 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:05,450 <i>It's strong and pure and utterly earth-shaking</i> 552 00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:08,412 <i>My love has brought me here to show you it's true</i> 553 00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:12,833 <i>A wretch like me You'll make it through</i> 554 00:38:16,253 --> 00:38:17,421 Hey, come on, buddy, 555 00:38:17,546 --> 00:38:19,426 what are you doing? You never see a girl before? 556 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,385 Honestly, really? Just keep walking. 557 00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:25,804 That's what I'm talking about. Hey, Shorty! 558 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:27,139 Hello, Ice Queen! 559 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:29,057 Hey, Ice Queen, I need a hand over here. 560 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:30,767 Hey, I need a hand right here! 561 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,229 Did you say "Ice Queen"? 562 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:37,190 - Did you actually say "Ice Queen"? - Yeah. 563 00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:38,984 Don't say that! 564 00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:40,819 Don't say stuff like that! 565 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,487 All right. 566 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:47,242 All called the Roger Morris-Jumel Mansion "home." 567 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:55,417 Yeah! Yeah! Was that unbelievable? Unbelievable! 568 00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:56,626 Don't forget the money, guys. 569 00:38:58,462 --> 00:39:00,088 <i>And everything became clear.</i> 570 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,632 I had kind of an epiphany. 571 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:06,678 I cannot be the father of 533 children. 572 00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:07,971 It's not possible. 573 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:11,767 It is impossible to be the father of 533 children. 574 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:14,186 It is impossible to be the father of four children. 575 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:17,606 Right! Exactly. It's impossible. 576 00:39:18,148 --> 00:39:21,443 But I can be their guardian angel. 577 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:24,196 Their guardian angel? 578 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,990 They need me. They need a guardian angel. 579 00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:29,618 They need someone to look out for them. 580 00:39:29,785 --> 00:39:33,663 And I fathered them, so it's my responsibility. 581 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:37,459 So, you're telling me that your purpose on Earth is to look out for, 582 0...