Sierra Burgess Is a Loser

00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:01,671 I'll never get this. 536 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,206 Moronica! 537 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:08,758 Girls! I'm counting to five. One... 538 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,973 two... now, upstairs. 539 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,770 I can't. 540 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:24,895 Veronica. It's pointless. 541 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,244 I mean, they're right. 542 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,116 I'm "Moronica." 543 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:40,629 Look, you're not a moron, okay? You think of some seriously mean crap. 544 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,670 You've gotta have something upstairs to think of those insults. 545 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,100 Yeah. 546 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:54,885 Nevermind. 547 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,233 So, this... 548 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,192 this Jamey I'm dating... 549 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,518 have you sext him yet? 550 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:07,822 We can send him a nude if you want. 551 00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:08,822 No. 552 00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:11,951 No, Jamey is not like that. 553 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:13,451 Everyone is like that. 554 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,544 If you want to start off JV... 555 00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,456 -What? -Your phone. 556 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,785 Give me your phone. You should send those. 557 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,129 If you're gonna pretend to be me, be normal, 558 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,666 or you could just die alone. 559 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,200 [phone chimes] 560 00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,372 Oh, shit. 561 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:00,928 [phone chimes] 562 00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:06,104 [quietly] Yeah. 563 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,229 [phone rings] 564 00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,664 Yo! 565 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:00,704 Hey! 566 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:12,464 <i>Bonsoir!</i> 567 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:16,469 <i>Bonsoir, Mademoiselle.</i> 568 00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:17,879 <i>Good day, fair maiden.</i> 569 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,264 What soft light through yonder window... 570 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:24,715 we're still doing old timey stuff, right? 571 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,524 Yeah, totally. 572 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,557 <i>I'm just super-glad that you picked up</i> 573 00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:31,556 <i>because if you hadn't,</i> 574 00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:33,517 <i>then I would have had to, like,</i> 575 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,028 come up with some sort of 576 00:36:35,109 --> 00:36:37,489 hilarious voicemail to impress you, 577 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,990 and that would have been super-terrible for both of us, you know? 578 00:36:41,073 --> 00:36:44,703 No, don't you hate that pressure? 579 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:48,874 It's kinda… it's kinda interesting. Your voice sounds different 580 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,673 than I remember it. 581 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:52,537 <i>Oh, yeah.</i> 582 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:56,007 I have a cold, so it's kinda mannish. 583 00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:57,878 Oh, sorry. 584 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:01,591 That's sucks, though, 'cause I kinda like it, you know. 585 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,886 <i>Maybe you should just get sick more often</i> 586 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:05,221 <i>and then I'll be happy.</i> 587 00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:08,064 Oh, okay, because you're what, super into dudes? 588 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,142 Whoa, whoa. [laughs] 589 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,558 That's just-- I mean, we are the superior sex. 590 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,148 Oh, yeah. 591 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:18,492 <i>No, your voice, it's not loud</i> <i>or anything,</i> 592 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,989 it's like more fuller... 593 00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:23,156 maybe. 594 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,161 You calling my voice fat right now? 595 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,583 -No, no... -Is that what's happening? 596 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,748 <i>Oh, my God! No, no, no.</i> 597 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:34,791 I would never do that because I was, like, a super-fat baby. 598 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:39,509 -Why would I... I have no idea why? -You were a fat baby? 599 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,972 <i>Yeah, I was like the Michelin man.</i> 600 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,180 No, don't stop. I like hearing about what's wrong with you. 601 00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:49,227 No, I'm sorry. That was my only flaw. 602 00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,728 I would totally tell you more. 603 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,350 <i>That was my one and only flaw,</i> 604 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:56,977 <i>and you somehow got it out of me,</i> <i>so thank you very much for that.</i> 605 00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,525 <i>Actually, no, I lied.</i> 606 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,950 I totally just lied to you. I do have one more, 607 00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:06,948 and it's that I have these glow