The Half of It

523 00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:35,083 [hushed] Are you ready for this? 524 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,083 Yes, sir! Yes, sir! 525 00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:37,000 Shh! 526 00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:39,416 So, in <i>No Exit,</i> three people are trapped in hell. 527 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,041 A door opens, but nobody leaves. 528 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,083 [Paul] That's nuts. He can't stand these people. 529 00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:45,750 A door opens and he doesn't leave? 530 00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:48,125 [Ellie] He's trapped in hell. It's a metaphor for existence. 531 00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:50,041 [Paul] My nana hated Minnesota. She left. 532 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:52,708 [Ellie] Your nana wasn't one of the great thinkers of the 20th century. 533 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,333 -[Paul] Nana's not trapped in hell either. -[Ellie groans] 534 00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:57,625 Hey! Hey, where are you going? 535 00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:03,333 The hell's got into Munsky? 536 00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:09,750 <i>You're like some marvelous, distant,</i> <i>well, queen, I guess.</i> 537 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:11,791 <i>You're so cool and fine.</i> 538 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:14,875 [Hepburn] <i>I don't want to be worshiped,</i> <i>I want to be loved.</i> 539 00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:17,666 Key thing about <i>The Philadelphia Story</i> is it's a plea for tolerance. 540 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:20,250 Check this out. I'm calling it taco sausage. Do you want a bite? 541 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:21,916 No. So tolerance... 542 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,291 Two hand foods, one great taste. 543 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,916 Conversation is like ping-pong. 544 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,666 I hit one and then you... 545 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,833 What the... 546 00:30:31,625 --> 00:30:32,458 Oops. 547 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,291 [crowd groans] 548 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:39,041 -[screaming] -[giggling] 549 00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:41,291 [crowd gasps] 550 00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:45,958 -[crowd groans, shrieks] -[Aster continues giggling] 551 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:48,041 [instrumental spy music playing] 552 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,958 We're writing a profile on the student we most admire. 553 00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:27,500 Oh, cool, cool. 554 00:31:27,583 --> 00:31:29,958 -Views on women in the workplace? -Does Aster like lean meats? 555 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,583 [both] What are you doing? 556 00:31:31,666 --> 00:31:33,791 -I'm good cop. -Then how come you aren't smiling? 557 00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:36,041 I'll smile when you follow the plan that I carefully-- 558 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:39,208 I'm surprised more kids haven't asked to interview me. Huh. 559 00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:40,916 I'm going in. I'm going in with my smile. 560 00:32:04,416 --> 00:32:06,833 [announcer] <i>Looks like The Moose have a man open.</i> 561 00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:07,916 <i>Oh!</i> 562 00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:10,583 [Paul] You're not hungry? 563 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:12,916 Not if it's not time to eat. 564 00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,208 Now that's weird. 565 00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:23,958 Hey, uh, can I ask you a question? 566 00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:25,541 I don't want to try a taco sausage. 567 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,375 Why Squahamish? 568 00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:35,083 Just, like, your dad seems so unhappy here and you also seem kind of unhappy. 569 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,583 -I gotta go. -No, no, no, wait. 570 00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:40,833 No, you're not taking this seriously. I have a ton of work I have to do. 571 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:43,333 No, just, you're so smart. Like, too smart to, like-- 572 00:32:43,416 --> 00:32:45,916 Waste my time trying to win you a girl who'll never look your way? 573 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,666 -No, it just seems weird. -You're weird! 574 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:48,583 No-- Yes. 575 00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:51,750 -Enjoy your happy life in Squahamish. -No, no... 576 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:56,083 The thing about <i>No Exit </i>is it's like how what I really want is to run my own shop, 577 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:59,916 with new recipes. And-- And FYI, taco sausage is really effing good. 578 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,458 Okay, but I'm the fourth son 579 00:33:01,541 --> 00:33:03,833 and my family's been making the same sausage for 49 years 580 00:33:03,916 --> 00:33:06,333 and it doesn't matter if they're going broke, or out of style, 581 00:33:06,416 --> 00:33:07,333 they're Nana's recipes. 582 00:33:07,416 --> 00:33:09,625 If Ma can't have Nana, at least she can make her sausages. 583 00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,541 If I break away, it'll break her heart. And it's either her heart or mine. 584 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,333 [panting] 585 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:15,375 So I stay. 586 00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:32,666 [Ellie scoffs] 587 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,208 [sighs heavily] 588 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,208 We had to go where my dad could get a job. 589 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:45,500 He studied tra