Dating Amber

<b><font color="#ca004b">[CLEARS HER THROAT]</font></b> 436 00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:13,151 Amber, Eddie was saying that you help your mam out in the caravan park. 437 00:26:13,276 --> 00:26:14,276 I hate it. 438 00:26:15,776 --> 00:26:17,276 Right. It's-It's nice for her. 439 00:26:20,192 --> 00:26:23,776 Do you, um... Or have you decided what you'll do next year? 440 00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:30,109 Probably study English or History or Politics, 441 00:26:30,234 --> 00:26:31,984 or maybe work for a zine. 442 00:26:32,651 --> 00:26:34,442 It's a self-published magazine. 443 00:26:35,609 --> 00:26:36,609 <b><font color="#ca004b">[MOUTHING]</font></b> 444 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,234 Um, is there much money in the zine scene? 445 00:26:41,483 --> 00:26:42,733 Tonnes. 446 00:26:42,858 --> 00:26:46,525 Oh. That's interesting. Eddie, you might consider that as a choice. 447 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,816 I'm joining the army. - But it's just one option, isn't it? 448 00:26:51,483 --> 00:26:52,900 It's a very solid option. 449 00:26:53,775 --> 00:26:55,858 The army takes a lot of sacrifice, that's all. 450 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,233 <b><font color="#ca004b">[SOFTLY]</font></b> So does marriage. - Pardon? 451 00:27:00,858 --> 00:27:03,441 So does marriage. - What sacrifices have you made? 452 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:07,566 Do you want it in writing? - Yeah, that'd be great. 453 00:27:07,691 --> 00:27:09,025 Like a list? - Yes, a list. 454 00:27:09,150 --> 00:27:11,150 How long have we got? - A very tiny list. 455 00:27:11,275 --> 00:27:12,150 Get your A4 pad. 456 00:27:12,275 --> 00:27:15,940 I think that Eddie would look really manly and hot 457 00:27:16,065 --> 00:27:17,149 in uniform. 458 00:27:18,857 --> 00:27:22,274 I mean, morally, I don't agree with national armies, but still... 459 00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:25,982 Super sexy! - <b><font color="#ca004b">[EDDIE GRUNTS]</font></b> Mm-hm. 460 00:27:26,565 --> 00:27:28,065 Thank you, babe. - Yeah. 461 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:29,565 We're gonna go to my room. 462 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,440 Oh. Uh, yeah, of course. 463 00:27:33,107 --> 00:27:36,024 Oh, do you want some, um... trifle? Do you want...? 464 00:27:36,149 --> 00:27:37,482 I-I can bring it up in... 465 00:27:37,607 --> 00:27:38,982 in two cups. 466 00:27:39,690 --> 00:27:41,607 Leave your door open. - <b><font color="#ca004b">[DOOR CLOSES]</font></b> 467 00:27:43,149 --> 00:27:46,064 Don't worry, they haven't had sex yet. - Jesus Christ. 468 00:27:48,064 --> 00:27:49,606 He's only just fingered her. 469 00:27:54,648 --> 00:27:56,898 Your parents don't seem happy. - They're fine! 470 00:28:01,439 --> 00:28:02,439 Jesus. 471 00:28:03,189 --> 00:28:05,981 This must be what the inside of your gay brain looks like. 472 00:28:06,106 --> 00:28:08,481 No. No, there's nothing gay about my room! 473 00:28:08,606 --> 00:28:10,273 Those are bullet shells. 474 00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:11,564 Bullets. 475 00:28:17,564 --> 00:28:19,813 Ow! What was that for? 476 00:28:19,938 --> 00:28:21,105 Sorry. 477 00:28:21,522 --> 00:28:24,313 Wanted to distract you from your parents' shit marriage. 478 00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:27,230 You're gonna die a virgin. - No, I'm not. 479 00:28:27,355 --> 00:28:28,897 Hm, yes, you are. 480 00:28:29,022 --> 00:28:30,147 No. 481 00:28:30,855 --> 00:28:32,105 I mean... 482 00:28:33,230 --> 00:28:34,480 I'm not a virgin. 483 00:28:35,772 --> 00:28:36,897 Really? 484 00:28:37,438 --> 00:28:39,605 <b><font color="#ca004b">[STAMMERING]</font></b> With a guy, girl...? 485 00:28:39,730 --> 00:28:42,147 Guy. - A girl? Guy? It was a guy. 486 00:28:42,647 --> 00:28:44,480 He was staying at the caravan park. 487 00:28:45,897 --> 00:28:48,147 Just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. 488 00:28:49,438 --> 00:28:50,563 What was it like? 489 00:28:51,812 --> 00:28:52,812 Awful. 490 00:28:54,021 --> 00:28:55,979 He looked like he was having a stroke. 491 00:28:59,229 --> 00:29:00,479 <b><font color="#ca004b">[EDDIE GROANS]</font></b> 492 00:29:01,062 --> 00:29:04,771 <b><font color="#ca004b">[AMBER MAKES ORGASM NOISES]</font></b> 493 00:29:06,896 --> 00:29:08,312 <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHS]</font></b> 494 00:29:13,479 --> 00:29:15,479 I don't think we're missing anything. 495 00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:19,271 Not really. 496 00:29:21,646 --> 00:29:22,937 Me neither. 497 00:29:26,103 --> 00:29:28,061 See you tomorrow? - Mm-hm. 498 00:29:32,936 --> 00:29:35,228 <b><font color="#cf685c">BOTH:</font></b> We should... - Yeah. We should... 499 00:29:35,353 --> 00:29:37,770 <b><font color="#ca004b">[EXAGGERATED KISSING NOISES]</font></b> 500 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,395 <b><font color="#ca004b">[EDDIE WINCES]</font></b> Don't bite me! 501 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,728 Evidence! 502 0