John Tucker Must Die

667 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,200 anything... I'm here, 668 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,600 Rule #2 in warfare; 669 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,200 never, ever, underestimate your opponent, 670 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,000 Hey, sweetie, Can we talk? 671 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000 Look... I know I wigged out last night, 672 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,100 My peer counselor says I need to look into... 673 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,200 my emotional responsibility, 674 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,400 So, I've been doing some ''me'' work... 675 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,000 and, uh, it's really been clearing things up, 676 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:11,600 Hmm, 677 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,200 And, well, you know there's only one girl for me, 678 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,300 But... I don't think that girl is you, 679 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,600 I mean, we had a fun run, 680 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:22,000 You know? I'm just ready to find... 681 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,700 something deeper, more complex, 682 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,500 So... we good? 683 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,300 Well... he dumped me, 684 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,400 That shallow bastard thinks I'm not complex? 685 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,200 You, like, invented complex, 686 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:50,400 I'm so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex, 687 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Oh, my God, I'm such a slut! 688 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,000 Ow! 689 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,600 - Oh, God! 690 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,100 I can't believe I ate meat for him, 691 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,600 I mean, it was fish... 692 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,900 Still, I don't eat anything with a face, 693 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,200 Mm, try this, It's really good, 694 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,100 Chocolate on chocolate, 695 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,000 Oh, yeah, 696 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,400 Chocolate is the John Tucker... of all snack food, 697 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,800 What, it's gotta get with every candy on the shelf? 698 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,600 No, no, no, chocolate makes everything better, 699 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:21,300 My mom says that it can even mend your broken heart, 700 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,600 You know, I was thinking... 701 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,800 instead of doing all this... 702 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:28,600 we should've just broken his heart, 703 00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:31,100 What? 704 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:34,000 Heather, that's pretty genius, 705 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,000 Yeah, except he broke up with everybody, 706 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:41,000 Not... everybody, 707 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,800 What? I... 708 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,300 - No, - Mm-hmm, 709 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,600 I can't do that, 710 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,000 - I don't even like him, - So? 711 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:50,000 You're not really gonna be dating him, 712 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:51,400 You'll be pretending, 713 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,400 Exactly, 714 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,700 Look, I know what you're thinking, 715 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,400 ''I'm not as pretty as Heather, 716 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,700 ''I'm not that smart, 717 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,300 ''I'm not that... 718 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,400 experienced,'' 719 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:01,600 That's true, 720 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,000 But you have us, 721 00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:07,600 And we can make you into anything, If we combine... 722 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,000 all of us, we can make him fall in love with you 723 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,100 I mean really fall in love and then we'll... 724 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:13,300 yank it all out from under him, 725 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,300 This is gonna be so good! 726 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,700 No, it's just not gonna work, I... 727 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,000 Kate, look... 728 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:22,000 I know you think I'm just a superficial cheerleader... 729 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:23,300 but... I do have feelings... 730 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,800 and they got crushed because of your idea, 731 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,400 I used all my mom's estrogen pills... 732 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,100 and now she looks like Bernie Mac, 733 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,400 Sorry, 734 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,000 You guys, I... 735 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:36,400 You know what? Forget it, 736 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,000 You couldn't pull it off anyway, 737 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,500 Let's go, 738 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,200 Wait, 739 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,000 Just tell me what to do, 740 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,900 - Yes! - Oh! 741 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000 - Ha! 742 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,...