Irreplaceable You

00:29:27,596 --> 00:29:29,682 and all that shit. 594 00:29:30,432 --> 00:29:34,353 I mean, she's gonna beat the odds, man. I mean, that's what odds are for. 595 00:29:34,436 --> 00:29:35,980 You know, for beating. 596 00:29:36,438 --> 00:29:38,565 Man, look, I bet Abbie is on the phone right now 597 00:29:38,649 --> 00:29:40,335 - with doctors from Germany just like-- - Benji. 598 00:29:40,359 --> 00:29:41,360 Yeah? 599 00:29:43,279 --> 00:29:44,863 Talk about something else. 600 00:29:46,949 --> 00:29:48,200 - Yeah. - I mean, I-- 601 00:29:48,284 --> 00:29:50,452 Okay. Let me see that. 602 00:29:51,787 --> 00:29:52,997 Something else. 603 00:29:55,374 --> 00:29:58,002 Okay, guess how many people have the same birthday as you? 604 00:29:59,128 --> 00:30:00,129 Ten million. 605 00:30:00,921 --> 00:30:02,923 You know the percentage of identical twins? 606 00:30:03,007 --> 00:30:05,050 - Five? - Mm-mm. Three. 607 00:30:05,676 --> 00:30:10,097 Oh, man, did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? 608 00:30:10,222 --> 00:30:12,182 - Seriously? - Thirty whole minutes, man, yeah. 609 00:30:12,266 --> 00:30:14,268 And then when bats fly out of a cave, they go left. 610 00:30:14,351 --> 00:30:15,769 - Why? - Hell if I know, man. 611 00:30:16,979 --> 00:30:19,732 Donald F. Duck. What's his middle name? 612 00:30:19,857 --> 00:30:20,941 - Frank. - No. 613 00:30:21,025 --> 00:30:21,942 - Frederick. - No. 614 00:30:22,026 --> 00:30:23,736 - F-- Uh... - Fauntleroy. 615 00:30:23,819 --> 00:30:24,903 <b><font color="#ca004b">[BOTH LAUGH]</font></b> 616 00:30:24,987 --> 00:30:26,113 - Fauntleroy. - Faunt what? 617 00:30:28,365 --> 00:30:30,617 Tell Abbie she has really good pot too, man. 618 00:30:31,785 --> 00:30:34,465 <b><font color="#cf685c">ABBIE:</font></b> <i>You know, I'm only trying </i>to prepare him for the inevitable. 619 00:30:34,538 --> 00:30:35,538 <b><font color="#cf685c">DOMINIC:</font></b> Mm-hmm. 620 00:30:35,873 --> 00:30:39,585 I mean, let's be real. Life is gonna go on. 621 00:30:39,668 --> 00:30:41,229 I'm gonna go ahead and just stop you right there. 622 00:30:41,253 --> 00:30:45,299 This is all maybe some of the dumbest shit that I have ever heard in my entire life. 623 00:30:45,382 --> 00:30:48,385 And if you do get better, you're gonna feel like a real ass. 624 00:30:49,970 --> 00:30:52,514 You are not allowed to talk to me like that, okay? 625 00:30:52,598 --> 00:30:53,599 I'm sick. 626 00:30:54,183 --> 00:30:57,019 I don't think that makes you special in this context. 627 00:30:58,103 --> 00:30:59,104 <b><font color="#ca004b">[COUGHS FEEBLY]</font></b> 628 00:30:59,188 --> 00:31:00,314 Not working. 629 00:31:00,397 --> 00:31:01,523 - <b><font color="#ca004b">[COUGHING]</font></b> - No. No. 630 00:31:01,607 --> 00:31:03,025 No, come on, that's not gonna work. 631 00:31:03,108 --> 00:31:05,527 Nope. Nope. The pouty thing-- that's not working either. 632 00:31:05,611 --> 00:31:07,613 No, none of it. None of it. 633 00:31:09,031 --> 00:31:10,783 Are you showing me your tubes? 634 00:31:12,034 --> 00:31:14,286 - That's very mature. That's-- - Get off my chair. 635 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,706 - You want some orange rice? - No. 636 00:31:17,790 --> 00:31:19,333 - No? All right. - Thank you. 637 00:31:20,501 --> 00:31:23,587 - It's a pretty dumb idea, though. - It is not dumb. 638 00:31:24,046 --> 00:31:25,464 <b><font color="#ca004b">[SIGHS]</font></b> 639 00:31:27,132 --> 00:31:30,552 He's kind of, uh, a little academic. <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHS]</font></b> 640 00:31:30,636 --> 00:31:34,014 So I decided to cut out gluten. That was like the first thing that I did. 641 00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:37,393 I would just like wake up in the morning and feel like totally fatigued. 642 00:31:37,476 --> 00:31:38,310 Just like, "eh." 643 00:31:38,394 --> 00:31:39,395 <b><font color="#ca004b">[♪♪♪]</font></b> 644 00:31:40,187 --> 00:31:41,355 <b><font color="#ca004b">[ABBIE LAUGHS]</font></b> 645 00:31:41,438 --> 00:31:45,567 You know, into his, uh, sciencey stuff. I don't really get any of it, but... 646 00:31:45,651 --> 00:31:47,569 <b><font color="#ca004b">[BOTH LAUGH]</font></b> 647 00:31:47,653 --> 00:31:48,946 <b><font color="#ca004b">[♪♪♪]</font></b> 648 00:31:49,029 --> 00:31:51,073 <b><font color="#cf685c">ABBIE:</font></b> No, no, no. 649 00:31:51,615 --> 00:31:53,158 You know, it's the weirdest thing. 650 00:31:53,242 --> 00:31:56,120 My cat's name is Sam. 651 00:31:57,704 --> 00:31:59,206 - Okay. - Yeah. 652 00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:00,457 Thank you. 653 00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:01,375 <b><font color="#ca004b">[♪♪♪]</font></b> 654 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:03,710 <b><font color="#cf685c">ABBIE:</font></b> Too freaky. Too needy. 655 00:32:03,794 --> 00:32:06,171 <i>Too slutty