Scary Movie 5

447 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:13,345 They didn't take anything. It's just vandalism. 448 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,764 Every room except the kids' rooms was trashed. 449 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:16,932 So you suspect the kids? 450 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,393 It was Mama. Mama did it. 451 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,854 She hates this house. She hates you. 452 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:28,944 OK, Maria, this is camera. Necesito filming. 453 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,987 Thank you for helping me clean up, sweetie. 454 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,949 Oh, hey, been looking all over for this thing. 455 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,826 - Still got it. . . - [child screams] 456 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,495 I'm sorry! God, help, honey! 457 00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:42,249 Maria, honey, help! Geez! Maria, put the camera. . . 458 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:45,001 [Jody] Oh, look at this. 459 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,546 Mom coaching me when I was a little girl. 460 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:51,216 <i>- Aw :::</i> - Always applying the guilt trip. 461 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,135 That got me the lead. 462 00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:56,430 - [baby crying] - [Kathy] Look, Maria. 463 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,974 Maria, look what I found. What is this? 464 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:03,937 Oh, uh, that's. . . a new type of electric toothbrush. 465 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,524 Vibrations knock the tartar off your teeth. 466 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,819 - Look, a whole box of toothbrushes. - [Dan] Whoa. 467 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:13,155 - This black one is huge. - OK. 468 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,866 - And look, here's a double-sided one. - All right. 469 00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,076 And one that I can strap on to my face. 470 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,370 Nope. Put that over here. 471 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:23,331 Uncle Dan, what is this? Beaded floss? 472 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,584 That's grown-up floss, honey. 473 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:28,336 [groans] Graffiti! 474 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,589 Did you see this? 475 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,925 Who does that? What are we. . .? Maria. 476 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:37,971 - Maria, por favor. - [Maria exclaims in Spanish] 477 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:41,767 Miss Jody, Miss Jody, you call this man. . . Mr. Blaine. 478 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,894 He helped my sister. 479 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,480 - This is a psychic. - Si, he'll help you. 480 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,440 No, what we really need are more security cameras. 481 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:52,652 Uncle Dan. You know, these toothbrushes look an awful lot like dildos. 482 00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:20,222 Ow! 483 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,100 [groaning, screaming] 484 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:25,769 [siren blaring] 485 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,537 [choking, gagging] 486 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,806 - [electricity surging] - [screaming] 487 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:10,313 [siren wailing] 488 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:18,780 [children laughing] 489 00:28:21,075 --> 00:28:23,034 [girl] This is fun, Mama. 490 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,953 [laughter continues] 491 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:35,338 You're still awake? 492 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:37,924 All right, listen, guys, it's just us 493 00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:39,801 until Uncle Dan comes back from the hospital. 494 00:28:39,969 --> 00:28:42,262 I don't like it, you don't like it, I don't like it. 495 00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:44,806 Now go to sleep. I have to be up early for ballet tomorrow. 496 00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:54,399 - You really like ballet, don't you? - Yeah, but I don't want you to go. 497 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:55,609 Why? 498 00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:57,861 Mama says you're going to have an accident. 499 00:28:58,029 --> 00:29:02,198 Oh, OK. ls this the same Mama who trashed the house? 500 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,326 Basically, yes. 501 00:29:05,036 --> 00:29:06,453 [groaning] 502 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:11,958 Don't go in there. 503 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,877 I wasn't going to. 504 00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:15,337 Just don't. 505 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:18,173 It's my house, I can if I want. 506 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:19,507 I wouldn't. 507 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,343 - Would. - Wouldn't. 508 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,345 - Would, too. - Would not. 509 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,514 You know what? I'm the adult. You're not the boss of me. 510 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:27,682 Don't. 511 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:53,583 [grunting] I told you not to let anyone in! 512 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,085 [flatulence] 513 00:29:57,046 --> 00:30:00,382 - [screaming] - [clattering] 514 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:02,258 <i>[narrator] And so Jody was...</i> 515 00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:04,886 <i>Oh, my God, I just smelled that.</i> 516 00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:07,013 <i>It just...