South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

the entire economy of Canada relies on Terrance and Phillip! 542 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:39,203 Without them, we are doomed to recession. 543 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:42,457 What say you, Mr. American Ambassador? 544 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,961 - Fuck Canada! - Hey, fuck you, buddy! 545 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,921 Terrance and Phillip will not be released! 546 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:52,008 They're going to be put on trial for corrupting America's youth. 547 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,635 We don't know what all the fuss is about. 548 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,511 The fuss is aboot taking our citizens! 549 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,139 It's aboot not censoring our art! It's aboot... It's aboot... 550 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,059 What's so goddamn funny? 551 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:02,518 Nothing, nothing. 552 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:05,772 Could you tell us again what your argument is all about? 553 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:08,316 This is not aboot diplomacy, this is aboot dignity! 554 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:12,111 This is aboot respect! This is aboot realizing that humor... 555 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,447 You guys are dicks! Release Terrance and Phillip 556 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:17,241 or we'll give you something to cry aboot! 557 00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,298 Pilot to bombardier. Pilot to bombardier. We're nearing the target. 558 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:33,716 The bomb's ready, buddy. 559 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,178 Baldwin residence. No, this is Billy Baldwin. 560 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:41,015 If you want Daniel Baldwin, call his extension, stupid! 561 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,768 Hey, Alec, do you know what sucks about being a Baldwin? 562 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,187 - No, what? - Nothing! Yeah! 563 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,029 You missed me! 564 00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,827 All right, children, your mothers are all making me 565 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:03,204 throw away my lesson plan and teach theirs. 566 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,623 Mr. Garrison, how come our moms arrested Terrance and Phillip? 567 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,041 - Yeah! - That's gay. 568 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,127 Well, your moms are just upset. 569 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,837 They're probably all on their periods or something. 570 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:15,216 Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement. 571 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,384 Well, I'm sorry, Wendy, 572 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:20,138 but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. 573 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:23,391 Anyway, children, let's start off with some vocabulary. 574 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,560 - Attention, students! - Oh! What now? 575 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,603 Come to the gymnasium immediately 576 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:30,022 for a special announcement, m'kay? 577 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:35,445 - What's going on, Chef? - Something big, children. 578 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,655 Chef, I can't find the clitoris. You have to help me. 579 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,115 Stan, the clitoris... 580 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:43,202 Please take your seats, everyone. They're about to announce it, m'kay? 581 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,787 This is a state of emergency. 582 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,581 We go now to the White House for an announcement 583 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,041 from the President of the United States. 584 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,585 My fellow Americans, 585 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:54,839 at 5:00 a. m. today, a day which will live in infamy, 586 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:58,885 the Canadians have bombed the Baldwins. 587 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:03,389 In response to this, the U.S. has declared war on Canada. 588 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,643 - Oh, no! - War? 589 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:10,772 - No, Gregory! No! - This is bad, Wendy. Hold on to me. 590 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,523 All the Baldwins are dead? 591 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:15,693 Now it is the time for us to send a message to Canadians. 592 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:19,155 In two days time, the war criminals Terrance and Phillip 593 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,990 will be executed. 594 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,117 They're gonna kill them? 595 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:27,038 And now I'd like to bring up my newly appointed Secretary of Offense, 596 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,123 Ms. Sheila Broflovski. 597 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,458 Holy shit, dude! 598 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:31,959 My fellow Americans, 599 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:36,130 our neighbor to the north has abused us for the last time! 600 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,341 - I have a plan... - The Canadians want to fight us 601 00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:40,968 because we won't tolerate their potty mouths! 602 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:46,140 Well, if it is war they want, then war t...