Scary Movie

-[Cindy groaning] -[boys] Ooh! 585 00:29:42,273 --> 00:29:43,816 [Bobby] Oh, shit. 586 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:48,654 What's everybody talking about? 587 00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:51,621 Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much. 588 00:29:51,783 --> 00:29:52,950 [Cindy groaning] 589 00:29:54,368 --> 00:29:57,330 -[cheering and applause] -[host] Aren't they beautiful? 590 00:29:59,123 --> 00:30:01,876 -Buffy! -[host] Contestant number one! 591 00:30:02,043 --> 00:30:05,046 [applause] 592 00:30:05,129 --> 00:30:08,049 Very good. And contestant number two. 593 00:30:08,132 --> 00:30:12,720 [applause] 594 00:30:12,804 --> 00:30:15,598 Very good. And contestant number three. 595 00:30:15,723 --> 00:30:18,768 -[cheering and applause] -[Greg] That's my girl! 596 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:20,728 That's my girlfriend! 597 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:22,563 [boy] Yeah, that's my girlfriend too! 598 00:30:22,647 --> 00:30:24,190 Hey, kiss my ass! 599 00:30:24,273 --> 00:30:25,733 [boy 2] Yeah, I'm hitting that too! 600 00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:28,569 -All right, Buffy! -Hey, shut the hell up, man! 601 00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:30,863 [boy 3] Oh, yeah, man. Best pussy I ever had! 602 00:30:31,012 --> 00:30:32,240 What, you want a piece of me? 603 00:30:32,323 --> 00:30:34,492 Now, the talent portion of the competition. 604 00:30:34,683 --> 00:30:37,245 Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for a closer seat. 605 00:30:37,328 --> 00:30:38,576 -See you after the show. -Okay. 606 00:30:38,651 --> 00:30:42,166 -[host] …number three, Buffy Gilmore. -[cheering and applause] 607 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,710 Hey, man, I'm gonna go hit the head. You want me to bring you back anything? 608 00:30:44,836 --> 00:30:47,352 No, no, no. I'm good, man. But hurry back. She's gonna perform. 609 00:30:47,655 --> 00:30:50,216 -Don't worry. I'll be back. -[host] So, good evening, Buffy. 610 00:30:50,299 --> 00:30:52,315 And what will be your talent for this evening? 611 00:30:53,094 --> 00:30:56,013 Acting. I'll be doing a dramatic reading. 612 00:30:56,138 --> 00:30:58,104 [cheering] 613 00:30:58,254 --> 00:31:00,810 -[microphone screeches] -Buffy Gilmore, doing a dramatic reading. 614 00:31:00,977 --> 00:31:02,812 [cheering and applause] 615 00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:06,130 Hey, do that thing from Baywatch! She's running down the beach! 616 00:31:13,096 --> 00:31:15,116 Look out, Greg! Look behind you! 617 00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:19,453 -It's him! It's the killer! -Huh? 618 00:31:19,704 --> 00:31:22,540 Oh, my-- Somebody do something! 619 00:31:23,374 --> 00:31:26,127 -Somebody do something! -[indistinct chatter] 620 00:31:26,669 --> 00:31:29,005 He's killing him! [sobs] 621 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:31,299 -He's killing him! -Must be an original piece. 622 00:31:32,216 --> 00:31:35,136 He's killing him! [sobs] 623 00:31:35,303 --> 00:31:37,013 She's good. She's good. 624 00:31:37,388 --> 00:31:39,974 -What's wrong with you people? -That's fantastic. 625 00:31:40,308 --> 00:31:44,145 You fucking bastards! Why won't anyone help? 626 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:46,111 -Amazing. -[girl] She's the next Pamela Lee. 627 00:31:46,261 --> 00:31:49,442 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God! No! 628 00:31:49,598 --> 00:31:52,069 -[groans] -Greg, hold on! 629 00:31:53,195 --> 00:31:54,780 [cheering and applause] 630 00:31:54,864 --> 00:31:58,409 Give it up for Buffy Gilmore! Wonderful. Absolutely fantastic. 631 00:32:02,479 --> 00:32:04,415 I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. 632 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:06,626 Miss Buffy Gilmore! 633 00:32:06,751 --> 00:32:09,211 Buffy, wait. You have to go back on stage. 634 00:32:09,337 --> 00:32:11,631 -No, I have to get to Greg. -But you won! 635 00:32:11,714 --> 00:32:13,299 -They're calling your name. -There's a killer… 636 00:32:15,426 --> 00:32:17,219 -I won? -They're calling your name. Go. 637 00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:18,888 Buffy, what happened? What about Greg? 638 00:32:19,013 --> 00:32:21,265 -Oh, fuck Greg. I won! -Congratulations! 639 00:32:21,349 --> 00:32:22,558 Oh, out of my way, loser! 640 00:32:22,642 --> 00:32:25,728 Miss Buffy Gilmore! 641 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:27,563 ♪ Here she comes ♪ 642 00:32:27,688 --> 00:32:30,691 ♪ Miss Teen, she's so fine ♪ 643 00:32:30,775 --> 00:32:32,652 ♪ Such lovely tits ♪ 644 00:32:32,735 --> 00:32:35,988 -Give me my crown, bitch. -♪ And a great behind ♪ 645 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:41,327 ♪ There she is Doggy style anytime ♪ 646 00:32:41,577 --> 00:32:46,248 ♪ And I'll do her behind Behind and behind ♪ 647 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:49,210 ♪ Oh, there she is ♪ 648 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:51,462 -♪ She loves 69 ♪ -[screams] 649 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:54,507 There's no sign of him anywhere. I don't-- 650 00:32:54,674 --> 00:32:57,426 -He could've taken the body. -That's impossible, Cindy. 651 00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:59,595 There's no blood. There's nothing. Look around. 652 00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:02,556 I bet it's just Greg playing another one of his dumb jokes. 653 00:33:02,682 --> 00:33:04,2...