Scary Movie 2

00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:11,023 [wheezing, choking] 536 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:18,822 [woman's voice, weakly] <i>Cindy. Cindy.</i> 537 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:22,201 -Who is it? -[woman]<i> I want to help you, Cindy.</i> 538 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,577 Who are you? 539 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:27,247 [woman] <i>You're in danger, Cindy.</i> <i>I want to help you.</i> 540 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,000 Help me how? Who's in danger? 541 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:33,086 [woman] <i>Check the music room.</i> <i>Check the music room.</i> 542 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,546 Where are you? 543 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,465 [woman speaking normally] <i>Check the fucking music room!</i> 544 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,636 Hey, Cindy, think fast! 545 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,555 [groaning] 546 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,557 Dude, you suck! 547 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:46,934 Ow! 548 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:51,313 Buddy, about this friendship thing-- 549 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,274 Yeah, I think it is so cool having a girl as a friend. 550 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:59,112 That's just it, Buddy. I am a girl. You can't be so rough with me. 551 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,114 Well, then what the hell are we supposed to do? 552 00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:03,408 Gentle stuff. 553 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:08,956 You know, like talking and sharing secrets and past experiences. 554 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:10,666 You know, stuff like that. 555 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:13,168 That sounds kind of gay. 556 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,963 Well, I guess since you're a girl, it's all right, then, right? 557 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,340 -Yeah. It'll be fine. -[Buddy] All right. 558 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,926 Hey, listen. Will you come check something out with me? 559 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,177 -Yeah. Sure. -[Cindy] Okay. 560 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,680 -We can practice our talking. -Yeah. Exactly. [chuckles] 561 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,683 I want to tell you about this thing that happened to me when I was in high school. 562 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:28,934 [Cindy] Really? What happened? 563 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,936 So this hot Spanish chick's like, licking my nuts, right-- 564 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:31,937 Buddy! 565 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,357 -No, no. This is the best part. -Oh, my God. Look. 566 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:39,278 -Oh, dude! Someone's on the rag! -[Cindy] Shh! 567 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,738 They lead straight to the bookcase. 568 00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:44,950 [suspenseful music playing] 569 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:48,787 [door unlocks] 570 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:55,794 God. 571 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,298 Must be a secret study or something. 572 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:10,976 Wow. 573 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:23,113 [Cindy] Oh, my God. It says Hugh Kane and his mistress 574 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:26,366 -were murdered in this house. -Whoa. Check this out. 575 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,707 -[Cindy] This must be his wife. -Oh, my God. She looks just like you. 576 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:34,875 You think? 577 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:37,669 -She's really beautiful. -[Buddy] Yeah. 578 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:41,423 Well, actually, her hair doesn't have as many split ends as yours, 579 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,383 and her skin isn't as oily as yours, either. 580 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,344 Also, sometimes your eyes get kind of squinty, 581 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:48,013 and you look like you might have Down's syndrome or something. 582 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,098 Other than that, though, the resemblance is uncanny. 583 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,767 -Really? [chuckles] -[Buddy] Yeah. 584 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,226 Also, her tits are perfect. 585 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,020 They're not pointy or funny-looking like yours, 586 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:57,147 -or spaced too far apart. -Okay! 587 00:30:57,731 --> 00:30:58,774 Enough! 588 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,609 God. 589 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,362 Oh, my God, look at this. 590 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,449 "Caroline." 591 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,576 [Cindy] Must have been hers. 592 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,119 [glass breaking] 593 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:12,245 [hissing] 594 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,247 -Oh, my God. -All right. Let's get out of here. 595 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,708 -This place gives me the creeps. -Okay. Grab the chest. 596 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,502 Oh, thanks. 597 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:19,753 -Buddy! -What? 598 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,880 -[Cindy] I meant the chest. -[Buddy] Right. 599 00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:32,140 [faint footsteps] 600 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:35,435 [snoring] 601 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:41,858 [footsteps approaching] 602 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,111 [snoring] 603 00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:01,920 [Hugh] Wh...