Project X

00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,044 Okay, cool. 437 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,588 - Oh, shit. - What the fuck are you wearing? 438 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,304 - My God. - Nice. 439 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:50,017 You're gonna get laid, dude. - Ladies love a guy with class. 440 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,477 Are you retarded? 441 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,561 Jesus Christ, man. Where do you even get shit like that? 442 00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:59,321 - Men's Wearhouse. - Men's Wearhouse? Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 443 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,616 What is it? 444 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:06,200 - Wow, dude, this is fucking... - I can't believe it fucking worked. 445 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,615 What did I say? Don't doubt the master, bitches! 446 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,838 Dude, we done good. 447 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,847 Jesus, all those chicks are really hot. 448 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,008 - They're coming in packs. - This is insane. 449 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:32,355 <i>Beat it, I bet she let me She been fiendin' since she met me</i> 450 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:35,232 <i>I'm the coolest shit Especially when I throw on all my Gretzky</i> 451 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:38,110 <i>Got my Smith and Wessie to protect me So respect me</i> 452 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,189 What up, baby girl? 453 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,324 <i>Andretti on Pirelli Make a movie out the getty</i> 454 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,032 <i>Where my ring and my confetti? I'm Kobe Bryant ready</i> 455 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,821 <i>Pink rosé and chronic smelly</i> 456 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,157 Dude, this is way more than 50 people. 457 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,870 Of course it is, it's plus-one. 458 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:57,205 That's fucking Alexis, dude. She came, man. 459 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,544 - Damn, dude. - Whoa. 460 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:03,260 Thomas, this is your party, and she's the hottest girl here. 461 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,423 - That better be yours tonight. - Damn. 462 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,922 <i>White trash party Pull a fifth of Bacardi from out of my underwear</i> 463 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,715 <i>And walk around the party without a care</i> 464 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,805 - Where the fuck is your drink, Thomas? - I'm between beverages. 465 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:37,267 What the fuck does that even mean? J.B., get this bitch a drink. 466 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,931 Yeah, all right. 467 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:43,061 <i>Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy</i> 468 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,484 Who's that dude with the mustache? 469 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:48,069 Oh, that's LaRosa. He graduated. 470 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,655 When, in 1986? 471 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,287 Hey, will you at least try and have a good time? 472 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,163 Whoo! 473 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:56,873 Got it? You tie it? 474 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,831 - He's good. Ready to go. - Blast off. 475 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,838 <i>Pennies up at skinnies Man, I do this for them bunnies</i> 476 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,798 That is not fucking cool. 477 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,588 Oh, my God, it's a flying dog! 478 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,052 <i>'Cause, homey That hood is tighter than Kenny's</i> 479 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,348 It's just like <i>Up.</i> 480 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,683 It's my fucking dog. 481 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,189 I gotta record this. 482 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,020 Are you serious right now? 483 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:25,186 - Fuck this, I'm putting him inside. - Let me help you. 484 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,855 Hey. 485 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:33,781 Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that? 486 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:35,446 <i>It's my fucking dog.</i> 487 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,114 Poor Milo. 488 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,955 I don't know. It's pretty funny. 489 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:44,463 - Maybe I'll post it on YouTube. - No, don't, don't, don't. 490 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:45,918 Seriously, stop. Stop. 491 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:49,301 Come on, you're way too easy. I love it. 492 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:50,927 I hate you. 493 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,178 You'll be okay, Milo. I promise. 494 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:03,899 All right, well, um, we better get back out there. 495 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,857 Hey, yo, Kub. Hey, yo, what up, dog? 496 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,567 Yo, what's up, bro? 497 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,984 <i>Let me see what you got Now shake that thing</i> 498 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,198 - Hey, man, what's up? - Nice party, man. 499 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,159 Hey, thanks. Would you guys mind getting off my dad's car? 500 00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,700 It's just he'll go crazy if anything happens to it. 501 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:22,243 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All right. 502 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,753 - Thanks, man, I appreciate it. - Yeah, no problem. 503 00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,165 Thomas! You're taking a bul...