Amazon Women on the Moon

Perhaps a member of British royalty. 380 00:29:42,488 --> 00:29:46,701 Well, our Bullshit team has unearthed... 381 00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:49,453 spectacular new evidence which suggests... 382 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:53,624 that Jack the Ripper was, in fact... 383 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,586 the Loch Ness monster. 384 00:29:57,670 --> 00:30:00,840 Is it possible that Nessie... 385 00:30:00,923 --> 00:30:05,761 murdered five streetwalkers before returning to Loch Ness? 386 00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:07,847 Using undiscovered evidence... 387 00:30:07,930 --> 00:30:11,392 we've pieced together the events leading up to the first murder. 388 00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:13,853 Although this is a Bullshit re-enactment... 389 00:30:13,936 --> 00:30:16,772 it may have happened just this way. 390 00:30:16,856 --> 00:30:20,026 Hello, dearie. Show you a good time for a quid. 391 00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:22,194 Throw the wife in for free. Oh, gents. 392 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:26,115 Don't you want a girl to keep you warm tonight? 393 00:30:26,198 --> 00:30:30,786 Me mum told me there would be nights like this. 394 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:33,372 Oh, my! 395 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:37,168 You are a big one, now, aren't you? 396 00:30:37,251 --> 00:30:39,337 Come on, darlin'. 397 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,561 Mind you, don't you be steppin' on my feet now. 398 00:30:55,644 --> 00:30:59,523 Ooh! 399 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:03,152 Aren't you in an hurry! Now, will you be careful. 400 00:31:03,235 --> 00:31:05,863 Not so rough, da... Wait a min... 401 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,704 Is this the way it happened? 402 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:17,792 Was Jack the Ripper, in fact, a 60-foot sea serpent from Scotland? 403 00:31:19,251 --> 00:31:23,130 Did I take this job for a quick buck? 404 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:26,759 We may never know the answers to these questions. Next week... 405 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:30,096 Come on. 406 00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:32,973 To recap the three movies that we reviewed this week... 407 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,184 here on Critics Corner... 408 00:31:35,267 --> 00:31:37,770 Marc and I both gave a big thumbs up... 409 00:31:37,853 --> 00:31:41,857 - to the new Swedish film directed by, uh... - Olaf Svensen. 410 00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:46,487 Olaf Svensen, called The Winter of My Despondency. 411 00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:50,366 - Haunting abstract symbolism. - It's arty crap. 412 00:31:50,449 --> 00:31:53,369 Jonathan and I did split, however... 413 00:31:53,452 --> 00:31:57,206 on the newest teenage romp called Frat Slobs. 414 00:31:57,289 --> 00:31:59,458 Jonathan, I think, thought it to be... 415 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:02,545 a light, frothy souffle... 416 00:32:02,628 --> 00:32:05,381 - sizzling with youthful energy. - That I did. 417 00:32:05,464 --> 00:32:09,093 On the other hand, I thought it was pond scum. 418 00:32:09,176 --> 00:32:12,012 You're an albino. What the hell do you know? 419 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,140 We have a new feature we'd like to introduce on Critics Corner... 420 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:17,852 we hope you'll enjoy. We call it "Real Life Reviews"... 421 00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:22,189 in which we critique the life of an average person just like you. 422 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:27,278 Jonathan will begin with a review of the life of Harvey Putnik. 423 00:32:27,361 --> 00:32:30,156 - No. Pitnik. - Pitnik, of Skokie, Indiana. 424 00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:32,241 - Illinois. - Illinois. 425 00:32:32,324 --> 00:32:35,494 - Harvey Pitnik of Skokie, Illinois. - Bernice. Bernice, come here. 426 00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:37,580 They're talking about me on the television. 427 00:32:37,663 --> 00:32:39,665 - What? - Come here. 428 00:32:39,748 --> 00:32:43,002 Harvey Pitnik would seem to have all the ingredients... 429 00:32:43,085 --> 00:32:45,421 - for a successful life. - You'd think so. 430 00:32:45,504 --> 00:32:48,132 - So why does he fail so miserably? - I don't know. 431 00:32:48,215 --> 00:32:50,468 I think the problem is with Harvey himself. 432 00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:52,720 - What the hell is this? - You're right. It is Harvey. 433 00:32:52,803 --> 00:32:54,638 Very good, Jonathan. It is Harvey. 434 00:32:54,722 --> 00:32:57,600 So, we're supposed to care about this Harvey Pitnik? 435 00:32:57,683 --> 00:33:03,439 Why? I mean, it takes him 30 years to develop any character at all... 436 00:33:03,522 --> 00:33:05,941 and by the time he does, who cares? 437 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:09,236 - They're crucifying me. - It's hardly worth the wait. 438 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,239 - He didn't like Gandhi either. - Let me show you. 439 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:16,535 Here's a scene from last year as Harvey is coming home from work. 440 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,963 Oh. Hi, Scraps. 441