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to think of a name. 527 00:27:40,582 --> 00:27:42,049 What difference does it make? 528 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:45,051 It makes a difference because for two weeks, 529 00:27:45,053 --> 00:27:46,186 we've been calling him "kid" 530 00:27:46,188 --> 00:27:47,486 and we haven't put him in school. 531 00:27:47,488 --> 00:27:50,256 No problem, just from now on, communicate. 532 00:27:50,258 --> 00:27:51,791 [mockingly] Yeah, communicate. 533 00:27:51,793 --> 00:27:53,726 - Don't, don't, don't, don't! - [Bill laughs] 534 00:27:53,728 --> 00:27:54,794 Don't do that! 535 00:27:54,796 --> 00:27:56,463 All the fucking time you do that! 536 00:27:56,465 --> 00:27:58,165 You make me look like an idiot 537 00:27:58,167 --> 00:28:00,867 in front of the crew, in front of the kid! 538 00:28:00,869 --> 00:28:03,535 The kid's got a name. He's call... 539 00:28:03,537 --> 00:28:04,870 Sorry, what was your name? 540 00:28:04,872 --> 00:28:06,372 It's Bill! 541 00:28:06,374 --> 00:28:09,076 Uh, Paul? Paul, wait, we need you. 542 00:28:09,078 --> 00:28:12,545 [woman singing operatically in distance over speakers] 543 00:28:12,547 --> 00:28:16,449 Well, can you make an exception in my case? 544 00:28:16,451 --> 00:28:18,952 Perhaps it would make a difference if I was to tell you 545 00:28:18,954 --> 00:28:22,388 my name was Erasmus Bumble. 546 00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:25,926 I present to cookery program and... Oh, sod it. 547 00:28:25,928 --> 00:28:29,599 Taco Bell don't deliver. I can't get a hold of Paul. 548 00:28:30,865 --> 00:28:32,933 Hello, Paul, it's me. 549 00:28:32,935 --> 00:28:35,903 You made your point quite eloquently. 550 00:28:35,905 --> 00:28:37,471 Please come home. 551 00:28:37,473 --> 00:28:38,905 [opera music continues] 552 00:28:38,907 --> 00:28:40,474 [sighs] 553 00:28:40,476 --> 00:28:46,045 I have made you cochinita pibil with homemade tortilla. 554 00:28:46,047 --> 00:28:48,447 I've offered to make you anything 555 00:28:48,449 --> 00:28:52,321 from the finest ingredients known to man. 556 00:28:53,956 --> 00:28:55,888 Taco Bell. 557 00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:58,826 [sighs] Fine. 558 00:28:58,828 --> 00:29:00,426 All right. 559 00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:03,332 Total capitulation. 560 00:29:08,871 --> 00:29:10,372 Shit. 561 00:29:11,573 --> 00:29:14,474 This is raccoon. 562 00:29:14,476 --> 00:29:17,343 [Bill] It's by the building that's brown, 563 00:29:17,345 --> 00:29:18,611 and its square, 564 00:29:18,613 --> 00:29:20,747 and it has these little logs on the roof. 565 00:29:20,749 --> 00:29:23,050 In case you hadn't noticed, 566 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:27,853 you just described every fucking building in Santa Fe. 567 00:29:27,855 --> 00:29:28,921 Wait, there it is! 568 00:29:28,923 --> 00:29:31,459 Oh, great. 569 00:29:38,501 --> 00:29:41,100 [Bill] <i>♪♪ I'm glad we made it To Taco Bell ♪♪</i> 570 00:29:41,102 --> 00:29:43,305 Come on, come on, come on! 571 00:29:45,908 --> 00:29:48,308 Hi, welcome to Taco Bell. My name's Leticia. 572 00:29:48,310 --> 00:29:49,642 How can I help you? 573 00:29:49,644 --> 00:29:52,344 Hello, Leticia. My name is Erasmus. 574 00:29:52,346 --> 00:29:54,981 And this is my grandson Bill. 575 00:29:54,983 --> 00:29:56,683 Can I have the Crunch Wrap Supreme with bacon 576 00:29:56,685 --> 00:29:58,118 and the Nachos BellGrande? 577 00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,785 Sure. 578 00:29:59,787 --> 00:30:01,254 [sighs] 579 00:30:01,256 --> 00:30:04,157 And for you, sir? 580 00:30:04,159 --> 00:30:06,559 I'm sorry, I am mesmerized 581 00:30:06,561 --> 00:30:11,330 by the divergent culinary concepts at play here. 582 00:30:11,332 --> 00:30:13,533 Cheesy Gordita Crunch. 583 00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:17,803 Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme. 584 00:30:17,805 --> 00:30:20,541 I mean, it's like Mexican jazz music. 585 00:30:20,543 --> 00:30:23,709 - Are you a Erasmus Brumble? - I am indeed. 586 00:30:23,711 --> 00:30:25,278 I heard that you called earlier. 587 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,682 I love your books and your TV show, and, well, 588 00:30:28,684 --> 00:30:30,417 what are you doing here? 589 00:30:30,419 --> 00:30:32,552 Well, if you like my books and my TV show, 590 00:30:32,554 --> 00:30:33,986 what are <i>you</i> doing here? 591 00:30:33,988 --> 00:30:36,823 [laughs] Are you going to order something? 592 00:30:36,825 --> 00:30:39,426 I'd love to see the wine list first, please. 593 00:30:39,428 --> 00:30:41,628 [laughs] 594 00:30:41,630 --> 00:30:43,765 He wasn't joking. 595 00:30:48,269 --> 00:30:49,468 You like it? 596 00:30:49,470 --> 00:30:53,240 Oh, Bill, I've seen the light. 597 00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:54,741 What? 598 00:30:54,743 --> 00:30:56,776 Well, have a think. 599 00:30:56,778 --> 00:31:00,015 What's the happiest you've ever been?