Uncle Buck

475 00:30:05,090 --> 00:30:08,010 When I was his age, I was the guy zooming the girls like you. 476 00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:11,430 Pretty face, big chip on your shoulder. 477 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,980 I recommend that you stay out of my personal life. 478 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,440 Do your parents stay out of your personal life? 479 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,860 They don't know my personal life. 480 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:22,690 Have they met twiddle dink? 481 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,950 His name is Bug. 482 00:30:27,610 --> 00:30:29,120 First or last? 483 00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:32,200 - First. - What's his last name, Spray? 484 00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:38,580 You should talk, Buck. 485 00:30:56,810 --> 00:30:58,020 No. 486 00:30:58,100 --> 00:30:59,230 No. N-O. 487 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,110 Don't look at me like that. 488 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,440 Don't. 489 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,820 That's not fair. 490 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:15,160 Don't you have a favorite doll or something? 491 00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:18,000 Why don't we get one of your dolls 492 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,460 and put your dad's pajamas on him? 493 00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:20,580 No. 494 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,760 Your brother! What about your brother? 495 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:33,600 How about the dog? You know the dog. 496 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,100 You can't. You just can't. 497 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:46,940 It's a new law. That's it. It's in the books. 498 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,780 You don't want to sleep with me. 499 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,080 Can somebody get that, please? 500 00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:59,120 Do I have to do everything around here? 501 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:05,500 Yo. 502 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,630 Hi, sweetie. How are you? 503 00:32:07,710 --> 00:32:09,760 Fine. I'm earning my keep. 504 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,840 Uncle Buck's got me busting my hump. 505 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,680 He says a little hard work will put hair on my chest. 506 00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:16,180 At least I'm learning a trade. 507 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,890 That's good. 508 00:32:18,850 --> 00:32:20,310 Grandpa's feeling a little bit better. 509 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:23,850 And he sent you big hugs and kisses. 510 00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:25,230 Tell him to hang in there. 511 00:32:26,730 --> 00:32:28,280 Can you get Uncle Buck? 512 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,490 Will do, chickie. 513 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,320 Mom. 514 00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:33,660 Hi. 515 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:36,990 Next time you take off, why don't you hire a murderer to watch the house? 516 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,790 This guy's a joke. 517 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:43,420 Well, why don't you just go your way and let him go his. 518 00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:46,670 While he systematically dismantles my life. 519 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:50,050 Another drawback is I'm a big drooler. 520 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:51,760 You could wake up in the middle of the night 521 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,380 thinking you were asleep in a swamp. 522 00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:54,840 Mom's on the phone. 523 00:32:54,930 --> 00:32:56,720 Oh, good. I'll be right there. 524 00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:59,350 The guy took off and left Miles and Maizy alone. 525 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,020 Plus...he drinks. 526 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,230 Did you brush your teeth? 527 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,070 Yeah. You can feel my toothbrush. 528 00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:11,400 I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. 529 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:13,490 I could give him your toothbrush 530 00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:16,490 and he could run a test on it to see if you actually brushed your teeth 531 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:19,540 or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet. 532 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:31,460 If that's true, we're gonna really have to start brushing our teeth. 533 00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:34,380 Hi. How are you? 534 00:33:34,550 --> 00:33:36,220 I'm okay. How's everything? 535 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:37,720 Good. Good. 536 00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:39,430 You sure? 537 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,180 Everything is fine here. Everything is fine. 538 00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:43,850 Kids are okay? 539 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:46,810 Kids are great! We're having a great time together. 540 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,360 How's your dad? 541 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,860 He's okay. He's okay. He's getting better. Thanks. 542 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:53,320 Good. Well, that's good news. That's encouraging. 543 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,320 I've got a real good feeling about this. He's gonna be fine. 544 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,820 I've got a few questions for you. 545 00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:01,330 You know, you got an interesting set of plates in the living room there. 546 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:02,410 Are they old? 547 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,500 Yeah. 548 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:04,580 They are. 549 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,000 Where would you find something like ...